#kiyo rambles

Part 1

Korekiyo Shinguji here. I’m here to bring you all...

Shitty headcanons and imagines.

Why? Why not? I like writing, I love Danganronpa, so I’m putting my work out there as well as accepting requests. Sometimes I’ll make lil’ doodles to go along with my writing, so stay tuned for that as well.

Now, let’s get down to the general rules and guidelines, as well as other things.

Keep these in mind when you send in a request. If anything seems unclear, do not hesitate to shoot me an ask if you’d like clarification.

Things I will not write:

Depictions of incest, pedophilia, or abuse

Intense gore

Angst between the reader and character

Matchups

Content specific to the anime, as I haven’t watched it and don’t intend on doing so soon. I will update if I do.

Things I am enthusiastic about writing:

Smut and NSFW content

Fluff, specifically fluff surrounding physical affection

Content focused around Korekiyo Shinguji (surprise surprise)

Everything else is fair game.

I have a right to deny any request for whatever reason I see fit. My writing, my blog, my rules.

In NSFW content reader is written as AFAB unless otherwise specified as that is the anatomy I am most familiar with.

DO NOT HESITATE TO BE SPECIFIC WITH YOUR REQUESTS! THE MORE SPECIFIC THE BETTER! IT HELPS SPEED UP THE WRITING PROCESS!

Thanks for reading! I am excited to start posting and I eagerly await your requests.

Hi! I’m Kayla! Also known as Kiyo, 18, She/Her, formally engaged to the love of my life, Ren Jinguji~ || Follows From: @renlovemail

So. If you choose ‘exercising after a meal’

Basically. “Fuck your diet culture, Shuichi”

Definitely the type of person to point out that the ‘conventionally attractive’ body type varies a lot across time and cultures, and that the most common modern ideal is based in Eurocentrism, coloniality, and racism.

Also as a student of anthropology myself, I immediately recognized that last one as a Buddhist practice, which makes sense, especially considering their name contains the kanji for ‘Buddhist temple’ (寺).

I had a professor for a food and culture course who would do that too, interestingly enough, though she also did it when she bought a whole chicken from a farm we were doing an ethnographic analysis on. Thanking the animals for giving their lives. It’s beautiful actually.

There was also a section of that course on ‘eating and embodiment’ or in other words ‘How food culture affects diet culture/body image’.

It just brings back so many memories.

Kokichi doing everything in his power to be an absolute nuisance. Going into Kiyo’s lab and rearranging all of the case studies. Pulling the wicks out of all the candles, covering their field notes in glitter, playing live action fruit ninja with the katanas, turning on all of the AC units in the building and so on.

Kokichi seeing Kiyo approaching and shouting out dumb shit like

“look, It’s Slenderman!”

“Oh shit, it’s the grudge”

“Who dressed Tsumugi’s life sized Illumi Zoldyck figure in that ugly ass outfit?”

Kiyo making a litany of creative threats with their extensive cross-cultural knowledge of torture methods. Just generally being a condescending academic to embarrass him infront of the class

“are you here to disprove Darwinian theory? I wasn’t sure, seeing as your mere presence makes a convincing argument”

“I’m not entirely positive whether I could donate your preserved remains to the Mütter Museum’s collection of medical oddities, the Museum of Primatology, or the Museum of Bad Art. I’ve come to the conclusion that between the disciplines of psychology, philosophy, sociology, the arts, anthropology, and zoology wouldn’t find you worthy of the space you would occupy in collections.”

“Robert Frost once famously said “nothing gold can stay”

“Well, that’s re-“

Ceci n’est pas une ‘straight couple’

(What I’m Referencing)

René Magritte, “The Treachery of Images.” 1929

This isn’t a pipe, it is the visual of a pipe. The words and image are not the thing itself. You see a straight couple, You hear “she” and “he”. But there is no straight couple.

Or: My art history/anthropology grad student analogy on how this ship is for all appearances straight, but is inexplicably queer as hell.

DR characters as intrusive thoughts in my notes app: Part 1

(Exposing myself. Trust me, I’m all over the place)