Kyoko pulls out a chair for Celestia at breakfast.

Celestia: "What are you doing?"

Kyoko: "Pulling out your chair."

Celestia: "I can pull out my own chair!"

Kyoko: "I know. But you shouldn't have to."

Celestia: sits down slowly, blinking "…This is weird. Stop being chivalrous. It's throwing off my equilibrium."

Makoto: "She pulled out your chair. That's… normal boyfriend stuff?"

you tell a gambling story and someones like yeah i read that that was from akagi

sure maybe she could be like ohoho it was similar but not quite

but whats funnier is that the stories she references are like. all the first arcs of their stories and typically the ones that get anime adaptations. doylist reason is because those would be the most well known

(It knows she's a fraud but clearly it thinks she's entertaining enough to humor lol)

(@ke--crypt1d)

How 'good' of you to ask. My health and fortune remain, as always, utterly impeccable. And 'stories'? I suppose to a commoner, a life accustomed to marble grand foyers and personal chamber orchestras would sound like fiction.

That’s not adorable. Why would a queen touch the lowest peasant?

"Au contraire. I would gladly do so, if he had earned it."

"Haha....really?"

"Yes. But just so we are clear..."

"You haven't fucking earned it!"

Celestia: "You bought me a gift?"

Kyoko: "I observed you looking at it for 47 seconds."\

Celestia: "So you bought it?"

Kyoko: "It was statistically probable that you would stop complaining if I acquired it for you."

Celestia: "You bought it because you love me."