#shaunajade

Nom: Like, I, like, my like go-to dress attire is like a nice-- Cherri: Dude--! Nom: --black shirt. Like, bro, a nice black shirt and black pants, I pu-I-I hit that shit.

Nom: (reading chat) "You saying your--" (laughs, takes a breath) "You saying your dress up as black shirt with black trousers is very (trying not to laugh) on character for you." Listen! You gotta understand--! Cherri: (in the background) Oh that was the critical capture sound. Nom: I hit that shit. You must understand, a black shirt may be simple, but I look hot as fuck in it, okay? I hit that shit! Shauna: (overlapping Cherri) Them cheeks, them cheeks! Cherri: (overlapping Shauna, quieter) He hit that shit. Nom: I might be caked up on a Tuesday afternoon in these black trousers. Shauna: You are. Cherri: Hello? (Shauna and Nom laugh) What's happening. Shauna: I'm here for rooting for my homie.

Nom: (laughs harder) Scott, you do-we can not be saying "I'll be the judge of that," hold up. What the-- Shauna: Listen. He's cheeked.

Nom: (reading chat) "he said it so proudly," I know! Shauna: That's GOAT right there. Nom: I carry all my luck in the ass, it's fine. Shauna: You do. Cherri: He does carry (Nom begins to laugh) all his luck in the ass, we know this. Shauna: All the luck is in the ass, there's a shamrock on it. Nom: This has been discussed, this has been agreed on. This has been agreed on. Shauna: There's a whole shamrock. Cherri: This is why I can never nerf him. Because I can't. (Shauna and Nom laugh) It's too caked up, I just can't.

Nom: Oh, not the cake, okay (through laughter) I got you Scott. Shauna: It's insane. I thought Nom was joking until I met him. Cherri: Stored in the ass. (Nom continues to laugh) Nom: So stupid. (Shauna laughs) So fucking stupid. Shauna: Listen. Cherri: All the luck is stored in the ass. Nom: All the luck is stored in the ass. Shauna: You can wear clothing that pronounces the ass, so all your luck is there.

Nom: Pffft. (begins laughing) Shauna: What was that trumpet noise? Nom: (through laughter) I'm sorry, I just read a message from Scott that might be the most deranged shit that I've ever read in my life. Shauna: Is it, "do the ass again?" Nom: Scott goes, "I will say now, if you have (Cherri laughs) cake for days I'm gonna be pissed. Cause that on a straight guy feels like a waste." (Nom laughs hysterically) Cherri: (overlapping Shauna) No but he's correct! No but he's correct. No but he's right, no but he is right, it is a waste. It is a waste! Shauna: (overlapping Cherri) Thing is, he's gonna be really pissed. I don't know how to break it to him; he's gonna be so pissed. Cherri: (overlapping Shauna) It is a waste, he's right though! Nom: (through laughter) That's so fucking funny. Shauna: He's so correct. And I can't wait. Nom: (calming down) Oh my god. That's so fucking funny, holy shit. Cherri: (sounding defeated) No but he's right...