#lynxyleia

Jaw: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Rusty: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

CC: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Rusty: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Katie: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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Shauna: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Cherri:

Cherri: I'm gonna tell her.

Nom: Don't you dare.

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Ruby: Did it hurt when you fell-

Leia: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Ruby: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Leia: ...

Ruby: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Jaw: I feel awful about killing you.

Wade:

Jaw: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Rusty: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Jaw: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Katie, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Rusty: You're a bad influence.

Jaw: And you don't know your sayings.

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Shauna: A sprite is anything not static.

Leia: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Sinna: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Rusty: You believe me?

Sinna: You god damn geekass bastards.

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4C: Rusty, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Katie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

CC: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

CC: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Rusty: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Nom: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Shauna: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Cherri: Ya know... it might be.

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Jaw: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Rusty: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Jaw: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Katie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Rusty: Wasn’t CC with you?

CC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Leia: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Leia: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Cherri: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Nom: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Ruby: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

4C: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Wade: I hate you guys so much.

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Jaw: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Sinna: Bonjour, 4C. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

4C: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Sinna: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

CC's POV of one of Cherri and Sinna's arguments after Cherri becomes a Shadow