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For this very special occasion, we are taking a break from our regularly scheduled fish slapping art to bring you a collaborative peice, dedicated to fish slapping all of the (known) guests on sbk for the event!!!

Just because you are here temporarily does not mean you are safe, for fish gaming Wednesday comes for us all :)

BEHOLD! credits for our wonderful artists who made this possible to do in a week! Be sure to check out their art, as well as the art they added to the collab, should they choose to post it :)

@crypt-the-frogge : wadebox, elametowel, joehills, musithical

@eagle-warri : fwip

@lunargemillustrations : Piepiesamurai, nukeri, nominalgravy

@oenuno : skyhead background (panel 2), guest background (panels 1 and 3), fish pile bases, pyroscythe, 4cvit, inthelittlewood, taneesha, howzieky, leonsbu, vikingpilot, kingelffe

@voidedmuffin : background concept sketch (panels 1 and 3)

@wraithdoge : Devonsdesk, tech support, refining the fish piles, piecing all the art together, emotional support.

In which 4c refuses to make a stand and unionize against Nom

Jaw: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Rusty: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

CC: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Rusty: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Katie: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

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Shauna: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Cherri:

Cherri: I'm gonna tell her.

Nom: Don't you dare.

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Ruby: Did it hurt when you fell-

Leia: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Ruby: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Leia: ...

Ruby: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Jaw: I feel awful about killing you.

Wade:

Jaw: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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Rusty: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Jaw: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Katie, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Rusty: You're a bad influence.

Jaw: And you don't know your sayings.

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Shauna: A sprite is anything not static.

Leia: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Sinna: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Rusty: You believe me?

Sinna: You god damn geekass bastards.

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4C: Rusty, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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Katie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.

CC: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:

CC: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

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Rusty: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Nom: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Shauna: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Cherri: Ya know... it might be.

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Jaw: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Rusty: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Jaw: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Katie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Rusty: Wasn’t CC with you?

CC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Leia: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Leia: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Cherri: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Nom: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Ruby: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

4C: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Wade: I hate you guys so much.

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Jaw: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Sinna: Bonjour, 4C. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

4C: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Sinna: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

👑 Announcing The Commentary Team 👑

@.iainchambers @.Veracityy_ @.jojosolos @.WadeBox

Watch them call the action on Sunday 31st May at 1pm BST!