Rant: All Puyo Puyo has anymore is making fun of Puyo Puyo.
I complain that the writing in the Puyo series has been mired too deep in self-parody after !!20th. All the characters have become so one-dimensional and the story has become so stupid.
I feel sad that the only Klug that Westerners know is the sniveling pant-pissing coward from Tris and Tris 2, and not the smart-alec whose confidence is backed by his intellect, yet humbled by his ego, from Fever and Fever 2.
I feel sad that the only Sig that Westerners know is “I dunno, bugs, bugs, I dunno”, not the taciturn, opinionated protag from Fever 2.
Like, for fuck’s sake, all Ringo does these days is recap the story and point out how it’s stupid!
When I play Chronicle and listen to the story, all the characters are so one-dimensional and slow that this is all I can think about:
Puyo Puyo has been so flanderized that all that remains of it is self-parody and irony. And it’s overstaying its welcome.
Can we finally get Puyo Puyo ABC yet? The scrapped Fever 2 sequel that appeared to be more somber and serious in tone, whose only evidence of existence was unused assets in !15th for NDS?
I want the loose threads about the Arca civilization to be tied up, God damn it! Sega is sitting on a treasure trove of potential resolutions and a huge library of fan speculations to draw from! And they’re just letting it rot!