Headcanons for the Gay Crusaders(the avatars)
So I got headcanons for the avatars' personality and their relationships with one another so hope these are good
Stereotypical videogame leader boi
Takes every statement too seriously
"Why is the cradle in a treetop?" "No one knows." "Irresponsible parenting"
His friends worry about it a lot
Obligatory tragic backstory(can we appreciate the fact that his dad is just Dwayne with a wig and moustache)
Probably has a lot boomer energy
Dr. Smolder "(sobbing)the fuck is a boomer" Bravestone
He's kinda like Logan from Sanders Sides
Can carry any of the crew
Tho he carries Frank the most cause he smol
Are they gay or queer platonic?
I've decided he's a paleontologist
You mention dinosaur once? You have just doomed yourself. Now he won't stfu about dinosaurs
Makes fun of Franklin and Shelly being big nerds but doesn't shut up about dinos
Stereotypical femme fatale? Mayhaps
Also has obligatory tragic backstory
Denies it but has a really good singing voice
Doesn't take no bull from anyone
You hurt her friends, she actually murders you
Punch first, ask questions later
She thinks the crew are all dumbasses, but they're HER dumbasses
She's an intimidating woman but once you put a snake in her vicinity, she freaks the fuck
Shows disgust over affection but secretly likes it
Her and Shelly are besties
Best way to bond with her is through sparring
Gets into a lot of arguments with Ming. Sometimes for no reason
Usually tries to pussy out once last mission rolls in
But Shelly smacks him and forces him to stay
Can't shut the fuck up about animals
It's not that annoying since all their missions involves animals
But it does get annoying eventually especially on long plane rides
Ming almost went mad because of him
When he's angry at the crew, he gives out the animal information really slowly
Sometimes voice of reason and sometimes he's not
Depends on how he feels that day
The reason why he doesn't like cake is cause he almost choked on one and was traumatized for life
Has known Bravestone since they was babby
They know each other like the back of their hand
The fight like a married couple
Sometimes he thinks he's the most useless team member but then remembers Shelly's existence and feels better
He doesn't have a good relationship with Shelly
They tell at each other a lot
He was born with the ability to speak to animals so if you ask him how he's able to talk to them, he couldn't tell you
You might think that he's a self conscious boi but nooOOOPE
He's the most confident bitch on this planet
He thinks he's fly as hell and he will make you know it
Does things purely out of spite
You piss him off? Good luck, now an entire day has been dedicated to him doing the exact opposite of what you want him to do
He has done this at least once with every team member even with his boyf Seaplane
He loves Seaplane with all his might
but you know sometimes a bitch can get annoying
This spitefulness is way fucking worse with Frank
Very affectionate towards all of his friends
This even applies to Franklin even tho they don't get along that much
Has actual functioning brain cells but never uses them
The heat can actually go fuck itself
He almost fucking died in the desert just because of how long they had been there
Gives Seaplane daily heart attacks
His ankle is sprained almost every week
He doesn't feel pain in that ankle anymore because of that
Will do anything for Seaplane
Almost dying of a heat stroke? Just to get Seaplane back from enchanted mummies that wanna eat them
I mean like he's the map guy and knows geometry, he knows how to draw
He mostly draws his friends
Seaplane is the most commonly drawn out of all of them cause he's transparent at this point
The crew sometimes be like "do you even contribute this fucking team?!?!" and he's all like "Well if it weren't for me y'all bitches would still be lost in level 1 so I'm really important"
Jefferson Seaplane McDonough
Honestly he doesn't even know how he got into this mess
He gives these random people rides and somehow now he's glued to them for life
Judges them all immensely
He tries to act cool and he sometimes is
But for the most part he's a nervous wreck
Idk how he even got a plane license
Had a pet horse when he was babby so he knows how to handle horses
Can make margaritas in his sleep
He's the only one who actually appreciates Shelly's job
I mean he's pilot so he kinda needs to know where he's going and maps are great for that
He really likes Shelly's hugs
Cause they're so tight and full of love and those are exactly what are on his prescription medication for his anxiety
So when he's anxious, he just asks for a hug from Shelly
The only time he could just ignore his anxiety is whenever Shelly is in danger
They really care about each other ok guys?
Tried to flirt with Shelly but tripped half way through
Other than Shelly, he gets along the best with Ruby
They judge their teammates as a bonding tool
Yo put on some good music and give everyone one of Seaplane's margaritas to everyone, the whole gang be dancing
Everyone has a good time when it comes to Seaplane's margaritas cause they're just that fucking good
That's it, that's her entire personality
Don't put her and Shelly in the same room
Cause if you do the world would implode
They're too powerful together
Is purposely annoying just to have peeps distracted while she stills her stuff
She's a total badass and 100% confident in herself but once someone big comes in she's like
Ming.exe has stopped working
Deadly allergic to pollen
So she doesn't really like being around vegetation
"We irritatin'"- Ming and Shelly
Is kinda sad that Ruby doesn't like her that much cause she thinks she's really cool
Like she can take out men with dancing?
We don't know why but she does
Has lock in her pocket with a key and sometimes just
The gang get kinda annoyed but she don't care
That's it. Hope they were any good