Incorrect Jumanji Quotes

Martha, thinking out loud: She's so pretty... Bethany: You think I'm pretty? Martha, flustered: YOU CAN READ MINDS??

Ruby: Shelly, you deserve the best and you found it. Seaplane, don't you dare hurt him. Seaplane, chuckling: Don't worry, I won't. Mouse: Don't laugh. She means it. Seaplane: I-I won't Bravestone: Seriously, Seaplane, don't hurt him. Seaplane: Okay. I'm not planning on hurting him. Bravestone: You better not be... Seaplane: I'm not! Mouse: Hey Seaplane? You best watch yourself. Seaplane: Why would any of you think I would hurt Shelly? You're all my friends too. Ruby: ...meh.

Martha: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are- Bethany, sobbing: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack

Shelly: Why do you always see the worst in people? Ruby: Because people are the worst

Mouse (bitterly looking at Shelly and Seaplane): Please. They think they're so great just cause they know each other's allergies? You know what I'm allergic to? Bravestone: Yup. Them? Mouse: Totally. Mouse: And also cake. You should know that, if I eat a piece of cake, I could die

Fridge: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Martha Bethany (looking lovingly at Martha across the room): I don't have feelings for Martha Fridge: Bethany, you are nowhere near my eyes.

Spencer: Danger is my middle name! Bethany: What's your first name? Spencer: "avoids"

Fridge: you're overthinking this Spencer: I have anxiety! I have no other type of thinking available!

Van Pelt: Could you just shut up? Shelly: I like the sound of my own voice, and I won't apologize for that.

Spencer: Look. I know that, from the outside, it seems like I have everything together. Bethany: No, not really Spencer:

Shelly: You were mugged? Why would you keep this from me? Seaplane: Because she's injured. Ruby: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed. Shelly: I'm sorry, you were STABBED? Ruby: Lightly stabbed.

Bethany: Fridge, you know Spencer better than anyone. I'm sure you'll find the perfect gift. Fridge: And you're sure its not... Bethany: It's not a tie. Fridge: okay.

Bravestone: C'mon take one for the team. Ming: No, I don't want to. Let the team fail.

Shelly: *pretending to fall into the river while Bravestone is nearby so Mouse can look like a dramatic hero* Mouse: *forgets to move fast enough* Shelly: *falls in the river* Shelly, dramatically: SAVE ME MOUSE, I'M DROWNING IN THE NAME OF LOVE! Bravestone, genuinely concerned: SHELLY, ARE YOU OKAY? Mouse: You know you can swim, Shelly Shelly, floating dramatically: I'M DROWNING IN HEARTACHE Bravestone: ... he's floating...

Shelly: If you were an animal what would you be? Ruby: A cat, obviously. I do what I want, knock things off shelves and only tolerate people on my terms.