Coworker: Ok but why does it matter that Russia remains as powerful as the US? Marvin: ... well... I mean... historically speaking, it's always really bad when one country has unmatched power- Coworker: Ok, but why should I care? Marvin: ... when the world goes to war again, which is inevitable, would you rather have another Cold War or a nuclear one? Coworker: What's a Cold War? Marvin: ... a devastating chicken fight that was made significantly less devastating then it could have been because nobody pressed their nuclear buttons. Did you pass Social Studies? Coworker: Yes. Why? Marvin: Oh my god.