Oh That's Cool!

*Clears throat* …

<-Part 31 & 32

wretched beginning, wretched end

Should I finish this, chat??? 👀

Caleb: "Frumpkin… that's not a ball you're supposed to play with!"

And somebody asks, "Is she ok?" And Molly's redirecting the attention away from Yasha because attention is just gonna stress her out more, and he's like

"What? Oh this. She's doing this entirely for my benefit. It's wonderful for maintaining good spinal alignment. You should try it. She's certified and everything."

And they look at Yasha and ask, "Wow, really? Yasha, you're certified?"

Also Jiang Cheng: gets himself captured fully ready to die, runs for days on end with golden core sealed, fights a horde of fierce corpses while refusing to take shelter, throws himself between nephew and the fierce corpse of a war hero..

inspired by Hozier's Almost (Sweet Music) because i had a brain worm I simply could not dismiss and ack the artist really brought it to life so so so well!!

He tries to wake Jiang Cheng up to eat but Jiang Cheng just jumps into Dad mode because all his brain is really processing is One Of My Idiots Is Hurt, and just starts fussing over the juniors. He doesn’t even stop after he’s already brushed out ones hair, admonished another for not cleaning blood of their face properly and doing it for them, tried to give a bunch of spiritual power he Does Not Have until Lan Sizhui intervened and offered to do it for him, instead he just sees Babies (to him) and starts fussing over the Lan and Jin sect juniors that Wei Wuxian brought with him.

Wei Wuxian can’t even stop him, every time he tries Jiang Cheng starts fussing over him and saying how disappointed he is in them for not carrying flares and going into dangerous situations without backup. Wei Wuxian just keeps giving the very confused and helpless juniors apologetic looks while the Jiang juniors are embarrassed but also keep grabbing onto Jiang Cheng’s sleeves when he wanders too far because now they’re worried about him and they don’t want him to leave them alone again.

Wei Wuxian finally gets them all to eat by telling Jiang Cheng that the kids are hungry and gets to watch with glee as Jiang Cheng starts grumpily dishing out dinner, completely half asleep.

By the time Wei Wuxian is certain Jiang Cheng won’t die from hunger, the Jiang Juniors have all crowded their sect leader and passed out on him and Jiang Cheng doesn’t even bother to move, just flops backwards and goes the fuck to sleep. Wei Wuxian absolutely breaks out brush and paper and sketches it because he needs to show EVERYONE what he sees now. The Lan and Jin juniors, now bonded through the terrifying experience of being mother henned by Jiang Cheng, pass out on each other like a pile of kittens and Wei Wuxian absolutely paints that too.

From that moment on, Jin Ling's peace and confidence vanished.

After spending the entire meeting fidgeting like a puppy trying to see his reflection in the teacup, he discovers that he is perfectly painted.