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home sweet home
Summary - A glimpse of Patrick and David moving into the cottage.
[david/patrick, rated g, 1k]
Happy Friday from the Farm Witches!
We are so grateful for all the likes, reblogs, and follows! We hope youâre finding some new fics to love and will enjoy todayâs selections, too. Be sure to leave the authors/creators some comments and kudos! -----------
Despite (@davidrosesource)Â âJust look at Davidâs smile! This makes me want to cry and hug him.â
Hidden Pieces... (@startswithhope) âSome tender moments post "The Incident". A lovely fic highlighting the beauty that can be found in vulnerability.â
Squirrels (@resilientrose) âThis is about the funniest thing I've read. Squirrels infest David and Patrick's house. David decides to film Patrick's attempts to rid their house of them, documentary style. Banter and hilarity ensues.â Talk That That To Me All Night (@sarahlevys) âThis is a masterful example of how to convey so much using dialogue only. Alexis and Twylaâs relationship shines through so clearly in the way they build each other up. Cleverly written, very hot, and full of love!â You Know The Way To Make Me Lose Control  (@lushthemagicdragon) âYou're gonna need to hydrate after this one... Set at the end of 5x04, this smokin' hot PWP features a happy!loved-up!drunk!David, a babydom!Patrick, and some truly excellent phone sex.â
You Were Always Going To Be The One (@desginatedgrape)  âThis is a fantastic David and Patrick friends-to-lovers AU. Full of pining and romantic gestures and banter and friends trying to be "helpful." If you love mutual pining, this is a fic for you!â
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Combine all your ingredients in a large mixing bowl and whisk away! Once combined, take tablespoon-sized scoops of dough and roll them into balls. Place them on a parchment-lined baking sheet about 2 inches apart. Use a fork to press a crisscross pattern into the cookies and flatten them. Bake for 8 minutes at 350* and enjoy while you read!
(Moving this over to the sideblog to answer lmao)
OKAY BUT LISTEN @sarahlevys I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS JUST THE OTHER DAY ACTUALLY?????? Because first I was thinking about how much of Stevie/Ruth is like, in the background/off to the side of Twylexis fics as opposed to being its own focused thing, and then I was thinking about how my top-spot f/f ship is Stevie/Alexis and I was like "so obviously I need to start dropping in background/side-plot Twyla/Ruth for Consistency or whatever" and then I KEPT THINKING ABOUT IT and was like... okay but it WORKS though? Ruth just brings the 'boss babes' dynamic to every ship??
I swear this is gonna be the next Twyla/Jake for me where it went from "this pairing is a convenient plot vehicle for where I'm trying to get to" to "oh no but I thought about it and I love them though" in about five minutes flat đ¤Ł
Maybe I'll drop a lil Twyla/Ruth into my Sapphic September drabble collection just for you đ
[Let's play 'writers would you ever']
my babyâs in townÂ
and weâre gonna do some winter things
{alexis/ted for @alamborghini / @thankstwy / @sarahlevys}

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@sarahlevys said that Twyla in the Murder Mystery deleted scene was the Sarah version of âA HEEEEELLLMETâ and... she was right.
twyla sands! because my girl needs more love
i love twyla so much!! such an underrated character <3 thank you!
First impression:
Kind of strange but sweet, definitely reminds me of a typical small town girl
Impression now:
Twyla is just so caring. Like you can tell how much she really cares about Schitt's Creek and all of the people living there. She's just a ray of sunshine, and she loves cheering people up.
Favorite moment:
"I know you, Alexis, and... you always make the right decision. Eventually." I could say a ton about this moment, but I think it speaks for itself
Idea for a story:
I mean I have lots of Twylexis story ideas that I need to write omg. Maybe a cute first kiss story....ooh or how Twyla's passion for singing started...or Twyla visiting Alexis in NY. So many possibilities!
Another idea I've been wanting to write is a friendship story between David and Twyla. I always thought they should've interacted more because I think they'd have an interesting dynamic. I've said this before, but I always have headcanoned twyla as pansexual, and I could see her and David bonding over that
Unpopular opinion:
I don't think I have any, honestly. I guess one would be that her and Alexis's relationship isn't very well developed, even for a friendship. It seems more one sided until we get to the end of the show, but I think the show leaves off giving them a lot of potential.
Favorite relationship:
Twylexis if it wasn't obvious
Favorite headcanon:
Twyla visits Alexis in NY!! 100x yes <3
Stevie/Ruth they met before they met in The Pitch!!!!
Hi, Lovely! I wish I had more on this one (story of a WIPs life amirite?) I answered in another post but it's way at the bottom so I'll put it here too.
This is an idea I was rolling around with @vanillahigh00 possibly in combination with a pair of OCs as a HS/College au. I don't have a ton but there's this:
Stevie sees her first and... no. It canât be. But the jet black hair, the familiar smile. The easy confidence she carries. It canât possibly be anyone else. And when she very professionally sticks out her hand and says âIâm Ruth.â Stevie knows for sure. She knows her heart hurts and thereâs no escape and this day cannot end fast enough.
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