#illbeyourreasonwhy

First of all, this title is amazing I love it! Thank you! Here’s an idea:

Patrick tries to work up the nerve to finally talk to the guy he’s been infatuated with who frequents the same coffee shop as him. So far, due to many series of events that were (mostly) not his fault, each time he tries, he’s only manages to say hi. But Patrick will say more than one word to this gorgeous man if it’s the last thing he does.

Queen of Mean

What’s My Name?

If Only

Rotten to the Core

Do What You Gotta Do

ITS THE DISASTER BOI

do I like them: definitely, though not really until s3

5 good qualities: he’s chill, he tries his best even when he has no idea what’s going on, he’s a dysfunctional mess like me, he’s able to be nice to about anyone, he’s an AMAZING singer

3 bad qualities: he can have a narrow worldview sometimes, he gets in relationships but isn’t ready for the commitment, there’s no explanation in canon to why he dropped docious or frisbee :(

favourite episode/etc: I Got Your Number (s3e8) or Howling at the Moon Festival (s3e2)

otp: jibby deserved better

brotp: oof either juffy or jyrus they’re both amazing

ot3: jonah, buffy, and cyrus (their trio time is always amazing)

notp: jamber w h y

best quote: “Yes they will! I think differently about me!”

head canon: something huge happened to him at frisbee camp to make him dislike frisbee and saying docious I just don’t know what