Welcome, hi, take a seat. βοΈ Coffee? Tea? Something stronger? Anywayβ¦ I'm Hippo. I write things, and occasionally make edits and a smattering of other things. My works and content skew more mature so you must be 18+ to interact here.
Currently obsessed with Roque/Sebas (Olympo)
Other Fandoms/Ships you can expect: Schittβs Creek: David/Patrick, Stevie/Ruth, Twylexis, David & Stevie (platonic soulmates ftw), the occasional OC, very occasional Hawk/Tim (Fellow Travelers)
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Current* WIPs
π home is where you love me (Twylexis)
π with your heart in my lap (Twylexis)
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As a ramp-up to the last Fic Rec Friday, @a-noble-dragon put together a week of celebrationβfive days of self-recommendations:
Beginning Sunday, there will be 6 daily themes. Creators your job will be to select as many themes as you desire then recommend your own applicable works. The more recs the merrier. Everyone is invited to join in.
Each day there will be a new set of themes (selected from the previous 51).
I love you folks, but I didn't make a master list of everyone's works. Best I can do is this list of links to all your lists of links:
Day 1 Sunday:
Light & Fluffy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Disability Representation, Period Pieces, Around the World
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just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian
I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who donβt use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
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I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
