Alexis and Twyla || Weekend in New York City
Schittâs Creek Secret Santa for @alamborghini. Happy holidays!
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Alexis and Twyla || Weekend in New York City
Schittâs Creek Secret Santa for @alamborghini. Happy holidays!

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Hi, do you have any schitt's creek fic recommendations that are more about Alexis and espically her past before they moved? Or just Alexis centric fics?
Hey there! Here are a few:
Homecoming by sefa16
Alexis spots a Jewish star necklace at the mall; for some reason, she can't stop thinking about it.
Half of My Soul, as the Poets Say by mixtapesandsunsets
Yes, she imagines telling the Alexis of two years ago, who had felt so untethered sitting next to Twyla outside these very rooms. You believe in fate. Your fate is right in front of you, Lex, you just need to reach out to meet it. Itâs her. It has always been her. (This one appears to be time-stamped and shows some early aughts Alexis)
Rose Gold by fairmanor
To hype up the holiday special of Sunrise Bay, Moira records a Christmas themed sleep story for the Calm app. While doing press for its release, Alexis realizes this is the first bedtime story she's ever heard from her mother.
Super Rich Kids by codswallop
Alexis really wishes she hadnât come home from Hong Kong so soon. (Warnings for apendicitis)
Havenât Thought of You Lately at All by shykia1029
There are six months in their twenties during which David and Alexis don't speak at all.
stars & boulevards by singsongsung
An Alexis-centric series consisting of post-canon relationships between Alexis and Ted, Alexis and David, and Alexis and Moira.
weâll take the world together by sonlali
5 times David takes care of Alexis and 1 time Alexis takes care of him
Thank you to @yourbuttervoicedbeau @danieljradcliffe @roguebebe @januarium @alamborghini @anniemurphys and @hullomoon for helping me compile all of these!Â
"it's a goddamn blaze in the dark (and you started it)" for the fic title meme!!
fic title meme
itâs a goddamn blaze in the dark (and you started it)
Pairing: David/Patrick, Stevie/Rachel, Alexis/Ted
Rating: E
Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Enemies to Lovers, egregious use of campfires
Summary: "Can you move the fuck over,â David hisses into the dark, suddenly missing the lantern Patrick insisted they put out after dinner to conserve fuel.
âOh, so sorry,â Patrick quips back, his voice low to keep from disturbing the rest of the camp because he is always so goddamn considerate. âIs my tent not to your liking? Would you like a room upgrade? We will book you a complimentary massage at the spa for the inconvenience.â
David squeezes his eyes shut to keep the tears from spilling out, because he knows Patrick is making fun of him, but yes, he really would like that. Anything to prove that his old life still exists somewhere out there. âFine,â he whispers. âIâll just ignore your knee digging into my back, then.â
âGreat.â
âPerfect.â
Patrick goes silent, presumably able to fall asleep easily on the fucking ground in the middle of the fucking woods, not jumping out of his fucking skin at every rustle of the fucking leaves, and itâs almost worse, hearing the sounds of the forest in surround sound clear and near enough to rival his parentsâ home theater.
David wishes the world would just fucking end already, and put him out of his misery.
(a post-apocalyptic enemies-to-partners-to-reluctant-friends-to-lovers au)
my babyâs in townÂ
and weâre gonna do some winter things
{alexis/ted for @alamborghini / @thankstwy / @sarahlevys}
canon-divergent for the AO3 tag meme, or found family as backup?
Ugh, I was supposed to be publishing this today and probably wonât be able to, stupid writerâs block, but itâs... definitely divergent from canon đÂ
âOh, so youâre telling me the two of you intentionally came to an orgy your ex was going to be at.â
David scoffs. âNo offense, but given that we both dated Jake at the same time, I donât really think you count as âan exâ for the purposes of being at an orgy heâs organised.â
She bites down on a smirk as the meaning of Davidâs assumption sinks in. âI wasnât actually talking about your ex.â She flicks her eyes over her shoulder, where Rachel is still chatting to Steven with a beer in her hand, then looks back in time to watch Davidâs jaw drop with unabashed delight at the same time Patrickâs whole expression freezes in confusion.
[drop an ao3 tag in my ask and Iâll share a line from a WIP that fits it!]

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6 pls for the fic writer meme!
Whatâs your favourite piece of dialogue you wrote this year?
Oh no. This is so difficult. Dialogue is my main thing that Iâm confident about so thereâs a lot to choose from tbh. Iâm going to take my WIP out of the running (even though it has a lot of Moira and sheâs the most fun to write) and give you this from my fic I Hate Sports!
âWe wanted to have time to just play badly, without worrying about winning or getting all the rules right. We just wanted to kick a ball around. It was okay if it was just pretend.â
[Fic Writers Ask Meme]
1 and 100 for spotify wrapped meme!
Hahahahaha I love this system, thank you!
1. The 1 - Taylor Swift
âWe never painted by the numbers, baby, but we were making it count, you know the greatest loves of all time are over now.â
100. I Miss Writing Songs - Noah Reid
âAnd Iâ miss getting high with people I don't know, and feeling like I should probably go right now.â
[send me a number between 1-100 (spotify wrapped 2020) and i'll tell you my favourite line(s) from that song!]
"Scared You'll Forget About Me" for the fic title meme!
Fic title meme
Oooh this is obviously Stevie/Alexis post-canon fic with lots of pining and not realising theyâre into each other.