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Green Lantern (Volume 7) #33 (Scott Koblish Legacy wraparound variant cover)
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Hi, I got a weird as hell question out of curiosity and also I wanna see your opinion
Rank the Green Lanterns (humans and non-humans, whichever ones you want) based on how likely they are to be addicted to energy drinks and/or coffee
(Totally fine if this isn't your thing. Thank you ❤️)
Kyle Rayner is an artist who has to meet a lot of crunch deadlines. His platelets are all replaced by Red Bull neutrons
Jess Cruz really shouldn’t be drinking them because they only work to make her anxiety worse, but she really really loves her Yerba Mate cmaaan man
John Stewart has a tough job and has had to pull late nights; he’s no stranger to burning through a six pack of Celsius when need be
Hal Jordan drinks an Alani on occasion but only for the kicks and because Carol thinks it’s cute
Guy Gardner says he doesn’t need to get addicted to caffeine because he’s got a ton of other vices he indulges in…and he’s right
Jo Mullein is well-adjusted and responsible enough to just indulge in a Monster once in a blue moon
Simon Baz is responsible enough to know he enjoys having a steady resting heart rate so he doesn’t drink them
Salaak turned green the one time they offered bro a Prime so no one has made that mistake again
Kilowog took a sniff and immediately said no—wise decision.
One time Guy made the decision to empty out a Red Bull on top of Mogo and was promptly ejected into the stratosphere
@lanternuary Day 31: Free Day!!
This exact situation happened to me on my first day of middle school. Alas there was no kind android to help me get back up, just a really mean lunch monitor who yelled at me as if I'd tripped and spilled my lunch in the middle of the cafeteria on purpose, then made me wipe up the juice with paper napkins.
Anyways, whenever you feel like shit, just remember Stel's words of wisdom:
You are alive. Everything else is a bonus.
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Green lantern doodles from yesterdays sketchpage
Im halfway through a Salaak x Kilowog fanfic right now and I am???? SO INTRIGUED?? I have never even thought of shipping them but im totally seeing the appeal
As objectively one of the most intelligent Green Lanterns and privy to countless secrets and sensitive information, Salaak has been kidnapped on more than one occasion. As is the case with every Green that's captured for the information they have, Salaak was of course inevitably tortured as well in each instance. And in each instance, he studied his captors to learn how to best antagonize them, more willing to purposefully drive them to lose patience and kill him than divulge anything.