#salaak

One of the few creatures capable of forging rings. If you thought they were dragon-like, you're right. I like the idea of ​​a wise dragon in the Green Corps and his mad counterpart succumbing to the "dragon disease" of mass greed and hoarding.

Rank the Green Lanterns (humans and non-humans, whichever ones you want) based on how likely they are to be addicted to energy drinks and/or coffee

(Totally fine if this isn't your thing. Thank you ❤️)

Kyle Rayner is an artist who has to meet a lot of crunch deadlines. His platelets are all replaced by Red Bull neutrons

Jess Cruz really shouldn’t be drinking them because they only work to make her anxiety worse, but she really really loves her Yerba Mate cmaaan man

John Stewart has a tough job and has had to pull late nights; he’s no stranger to burning through a six pack of Celsius when need be

Hal Jordan drinks an Alani on occasion but only for the kicks and because Carol thinks it’s cute

Guy Gardner says he doesn’t need to get addicted to caffeine because he’s got a ton of other vices he indulges in…and he’s right

Jo Mullein is well-adjusted and responsible enough to just indulge in a Monster once in a blue moon

Simon Baz is responsible enough to know he enjoys having a steady resting heart rate so he doesn’t drink them

Salaak turned green the one time they offered bro a Prime so no one has made that mistake again

Kilowog took a sniff and immediately said no—wise decision.

This exact situation happened to me on my first day of middle school. Alas there was no kind android to help me get back up, just a really mean lunch monitor who yelled at me as if I'd tripped and spilled my lunch in the middle of the cafeteria on purpose, then made me wipe up the juice with paper napkins.

Anyways, whenever you feel like shit, just remember Stel's words of wisdom: