#mogo

Okay and are you prepared for the consequences of that thought?

Rank the Green Lanterns (humans and non-humans, whichever ones you want) based on how likely they are to be addicted to energy drinks and/or coffee

(Totally fine if this isn't your thing. Thank you ❤️)

Kyle Rayner is an artist who has to meet a lot of crunch deadlines. His platelets are all replaced by Red Bull neutrons

Jess Cruz really shouldn’t be drinking them because they only work to make her anxiety worse, but she really really loves her Yerba Mate cmaaan man

John Stewart has a tough job and has had to pull late nights; he’s no stranger to burning through a six pack of Celsius when need be

Hal Jordan drinks an Alani on occasion but only for the kicks and because Carol thinks it’s cute

Guy Gardner says he doesn’t need to get addicted to caffeine because he’s got a ton of other vices he indulges in…and he’s right

Jo Mullein is well-adjusted and responsible enough to just indulge in a Monster once in a blue moon

Simon Baz is responsible enough to know he enjoys having a steady resting heart rate so he doesn’t drink them

Salaak turned green the one time they offered bro a Prime so no one has made that mistake again

Kilowog took a sniff and immediately said no—wise decision.

The GL corps can’t have an UNLICENSED therapist after all, that’d just be silly!!!

This one is dodgy to assign a date to. I genuinely don’t think it’s meant to take place on its publication date June 23rd specifically, for two reasons.

1) It takes place on another planet

2) This story is one of ten in an anthology special

All the same, it would be a shame for the Encyclopedia not to include Kilowog’s birthday celebration!