#ror poseidon

⚠️ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞, 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧

ꨄ︎ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐪𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢, 𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐡𝐚, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬

𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎

“Sweetie, can you leave the room so I can change?”

Apollo was cooing at the baby you and him made together when you asked him that

Both he and the baby turned to look at you

They looked at each other

Then they looked back at you

“Why?” he asked with confusion

This pretty boy was so insulted

No way he was going to leave and miss the show

“I just want to change.” you stated again

“You’re my wife though.” he countered.

“I just want some privacy.” you countered back.

Apollo stared at you up and down before he made a bewildered face

“I WATCHED YOU GIVE BIRTH.” 💀

𝐐𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐆

“My dear, can you go outside for a moment?”

Qin was reading some of his documents when he looked at you with confusion

“Why?” he looked worried

“I just want some privacy to change.” you responded.

The King of China blinked but he didn’t talk back surprisingly 

He smiled at you warmly and walked out of the room

“I’ll be fast.” you promised him

The door shut and after 5 seconds, Qin couldn’t take it anymore

“Are you done?” he asked from the other side

He opened the door and you almost lost it when he was sitting on the floor, looking at you with a big smile plastered on his face

He looked like a happy child awaiting his parent to give him candy

“Are you done?” he asked again

“I need more time, my dear.” you couldn’t help but burst out laughing

“Okay.” he responded and shut the door, still having that big smile on his face

He was so cute 😍

He waited for you by the door the entire time 

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑

“Hey love, can you step outside so I can get dressed?”

Thor was resting on the bed before he stared at you

“Hm?” 

Man was so confused

“Could you step outside so I can get dressed?” you asked again

He still looked confused

He memorized you from head to toe and could even paint you blind!

But he would always prioritise your feelings first

“Okay.” He slowly got up and left the room, leaving you alone 

“Well, that was easy.” you said to yourself, though you were curious on his thoughts 

When questioned he simply stated if you wanted privacy, he’ll give it to you

“I’ll see you naked tonight anyways.” he stated bluntly

“Thor! We’re outside!” you squeaked

“We have intercourse every night-” 💀

“THOR, PLEASE STOP TALKING.”

𝐋𝐎𝐊𝐈

“Honey, can you go out real quick? I’m going to change.”

Loki was brushing your hair happily until he looked as if he got slapped in the face

Poor boy was drooling and ecstatic in spending time with you until you ruined the mood 😔

“Okay, so change. What do you mean get out?” he replied with confusion and a hint of sadness

“No! Get out, I’m going to change my dress.” you looked back at the mirror, “I want some privacy.”

The fuck?

Privacy?

PRIVACY?!

“I’ve seen all of you already! I’m very familiar with all of this!” he gestured to your entire body

“I’ve spied on you showering 10 minutes ago!”

“YOU WHAT?!”

𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐋𝐀

“Darling, can you please step outside so I can change?”

He was working on his new gadget in your shared room when you asked him that

He turned back and raised an eyebrow

“Why?” he looked offended

“I just want some privacy!” you grabbed his arm and guided him outside, “Go!”

Tesla scrambled outside but before he could say anything, you slammed the door in his face and locked it

You were about to change until you heard commotion from outside

Tesla’s hands appeared from beneath the door, holding a small camera

“Go on, change.” he demanded from behind the door

His camera’s battery then died 😭

Feeling a bit bad, you opened the door, only to see Tesla in the middle of stripping

“What are you doing?” you were speechless as he looked at you with mild disappointment

“You’re not nakey?” 

𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀

“Hey, can you step outside?”

He was eating his chips before he turned his head with confusion

“I want to try on this new dress.” you showed him

Buddha looked at you up and down before shrugging and getting up

You thought everything went well until you heard the sounds of crashing and clanking

Buddha came back, dragging a chair behind him as he knocked down all the furniture in his way with no care

Those dishes were expensive, Buddha!

He placed it in front of you and sat down, looking more serious than ever

“Okay, change.” He pulled out a new bag of chips and urged you to continue the show

“Buddha! I want to do it in private!” you whined and he looked bewildered

“What’s the problem?! I’ve seen you naked hundreds of times!” he complained like a child, “give me a good show!”

“No!”

“20 minutes ago, we were doing [CENSORED]-” 💀

Buddha got a pie in his face 

𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍

You were humming a tune while trying on a new dress

Poseidon heard your singing and he came over, until his mood dropped when he found the bathroom door was locked.

“Just a minute!” you called from inside

The God of Sea never waits

You jumped when the door burst opened and Poseidon peered in, glaring at you

You were naked

And you’re hiding from him?!

“What are you doing?” he asked angrily.

“Poseidon! I’m changing! Please close the door!” you tried to cover yourself, but his eyes were already changing into lust

“Then change.” He came in and slammed the door shut

He was coming closer and closer, looking more hungry than ever

You were freaking out but before you could say anything else, he kissed you 

Your clothes were dropped to the floor forgotten and the shower turned on as Poseidon decided it was “sexy” time

Next time you’re changing, make sure to invite him 😉

𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒

“My love, can you get out so I can change?” 

Hades and you were both preparing yourselves for the ball this evening and he looked at you with confusion

You were shining with beauty everyday so he was a bit taken back when you suddenly asked him to leave

He soon beamed and smiled warmly at you

“Okay.” he placed his things down and went towards the door

“Wait!” you stopped him, “you’re okay with this?”

Hades looked more confused

“Yes, I’m okay with this.” he told her gently, “you want your privacy today, that’s fine with me.”

Such a gentleman, you couldn’t help but kiss him

Girl, you won in life 😘

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! .˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆

FANDOM: Record of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie

CHARACTERS: Thor, Poseidon, Hades, Beelzebub, Heracles, Apollo, Leonidas

TW: NSFW 18+ Minors do not interact, fem. Reader, thigh riding, humping, degrading, praise kink, size kink, dominant males, played off as a one night stand (Leonidas & Apollo), pussy eating

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Thor

Thor, who finally placed down his hammer somewhere and found something thrilling in his life that wasn't from battles and endless bloodshed. He was, not visibly, very intrigued by this wish of yours.

Poseidon: Jaw, Cheek

Just like the other headcanons, he doesn't kiss often, nor does he like to be kissed. Everything he does is motivated; he always takes the initiative. Yet if you do beat him to the punch, kiss him—lightly—on the jawline or the cheek. He'll act like he's annoyed, but he secretly likes it.  Don't try to surprise him; you'll only end up with a disgusted/disgruntled expression. 

Hades: Neck, Jaw, Mouth

Hades loves it when you hide in the crook of his neck; the tiniest follicles of hair always stir a chuckle from him. Kisses on the neck are the best area of attack. Just picture it: you're sitting on his lap, thighs clutching his waist, whilst you pepper faint kisses around the carotid artery, pulsing with every beat of his heart. The same thing can be said for the jaw; it's close enough so it makes sense. However, the lips are a different story. If you're looking for maximum intimacy/foreplay for sex, go for the lips. Start light and quick, then deepen it later on. Trust me, you'll be under him soon enough. 

Thor: Arms, Forehead

Of course the arms because: muscles. I bet Thor believes there's some magic hinted at with every kiss on his biceps that fuels him more. You kickstart a burning fire in him, a reminder that he's got someone to fight for and return for. Yet, there's something about being kissed on the forehead that makes him feel truly comforted. The sweetness of being pulled into a hug after returning from Asgard, or Midgard, depending, and softly pecked on the forehead starts a warm hearth in his heart. Frigga had done similar, but that was when he was a boy. Such a warrior he grew up to be, and yet he felt like a child in your arms. He isn't complaining, actually; he wants you to do that more often. Hold him close, dear reader, and make sure you congratulate every conquest with a forehead kiss.

Beelzebub: Mouth, Nose

Kisses on the mouth express the highest point of passion. For your lips to fracture his ever-so slightly makes him feel the happiest he's ever been. There are times when he feels as though he's floating, his soul is on another plane of existence. When his conscience takes refuge in the void, your kisses bring him back to reality. He remembers now: he's here, in your arms, with your lips on his own. Beelzebub wished he could melt into your bones, forever and always. Whenever you kiss him on the nose, he feels...cute? Like he's some stray kitten or something. A little gasp escapes his lips whenever you do that; why does it tickle? He doesn't want to rub it because he doesn't want to make you feel bad, so he sits with the itchiness. 

Loki: Anywhere

I'm not joking. He's open to anything: Forehead, Cheek, Mouth, Chest, and below~. I don't think he has a preference; just having your kisses satiates him enough. He doesn't exactly have a high libido, but he is willing to go down on you if you kiss him enough. 

Buddha: Cheek, Mouth

I was gonna put "Anywhere" too, but I think he'll keeps this pretty simple. Cheek kisses are quick, but they're the best ones for him. Buddha doesn't mind sneaking a kiss on the cheek while trying to sneak a treat out of his lap; you're gonna have to be more clever than that, sweetheart. Kisses on the mouth are equally as good; any excuse to wipe off the sugary syrup on his lips is a must. Now that he can let it slide.

Heracles: Forehead, Cheek, Shoulder

Cheek kisses are the go-to, since the simplicity of them is perfect enough for Heracles. Forehead and shoulder kisses, however, are exchanged more often. Similar to Thor, there's nothing better than returning home to your partner after a few weeks. You know Heracles is a warrior; the battlefield may as well be a second home for him, yet you can't help but worry. Sometimes he's gone longer than he promised, often a month's worth. And you can't help but fidget with your hands, preventing yourself from biting them. But when he does return, all bloody and battered, every last tear of joy leaks from your eyes. You swore you couldn't hold any longer; sweet apologies try to soothe your worries down. A forehead kiss for the scar running across his face, and a few more on the shoulder just to heal those wounds. 

Hermes: Hands, Jaw

Similar to the previous headcanons, hands are the go-to. Labored, yet somehow soft; it's the satin gloves, girlie. Kisses on the hands express appreciation and gratitude, for he works too hard for such a demeanor he brings. Jaw kisses are more to soothe/comfort him. Like I said, this man works WAY TOO HARD. With exhaustion mixed with resentment, he needs a bit of charge. Hold him, whilst he tries his best to stay awake, and trace his jaw with kisses.

Ares: Jaw, Arms, Cheek

Come on guys...look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!! My guy has the Kronk jawline, you've gotta kiss it. Kiss his arms, massage them too; the mighty war god relishes in his strength and mind. Shower him with compliments too pwease 🥺. Kiss his cheek for apologies, both giving and accepting. Imagine this big man holding your legs just to kiss his cheek. 

Shiva: Arms, Mouth

Kiss his arms. All four of them. No I'm not joking. It sounds cliché, but trust me, he loves it. It's better to do it after a bout, more likely when he wins, and you'll get the cheeky fucking grin. Kiss his mouth if you want to initiate sex; he's a bit of a passionate lover, so he's all for your boldness. Just don't expect to be on top of him. 

Zerofuku: Cheek, Nose

Both kisses are the sweetest; he has the cutest blush whenever you surprise him. You remember playing with a little rabbit out in the woodlands, and he got jealous when you nuzzled the white ball of fluff. Could you imagine being jealous of a woodland creature? You did notice how fussy he was afterwards, so you decided to tease him the same. Eskimo kisses while lying on the grassy plains, stroking through his hair like rabbit fur; Zerofuku play-fought you to get off of him, but you knew he liked the attention. Anything to make his nose twitch. 

Apollo: Jaw, Mouth

A passionate lover who's all for your vigor. How bold of you to pursue him first before he even has the chance to plan his attack. Props to you, but you have to be quicker than that. He let you steal a kiss from his lips, but don't expect to win the next time. However, you can trace his jawline with those lips of yours, carefully outline the structure with an abundance of compliments to rouse him some more. Come on darling, it can't be that hard.

Susano'o: Mouth, Jaw, Neck

He's straightforward, so teasing isn't something he's into. If you want to say something, say it. If you want to show something, show it. Don't dawdle when it comes to love, Susano'o makes that clear. The mouth is the obvious choice, but if you're so bold to pleasure him, suck from his jawline down to his neck. Those hands will clammer your form in an instant. 

How dare he. How dare he!

It was Poseidon’s only thought as he continued to pound [Y/N] into the bed. Her moans, whimpers, and pleas falling on deaf ears as this single, consuming thought flooded between his ears.

Poseidon had put up with a lot from his foolish, floundering younger brother. They may owe their lives and freedom to Zeus, but at every turn the man seemed to slight them for it. His childishness. His philandering. His debauched behavior. Poseidon usually ignored it as even to acknowledge the way his brother acted was beneath him. But when he presented his partner, his [Y/N], with a gift of the rarest jewels and asked her to wear it in front of everyone, that slight could not be ignored.

“Poseidon…! Please…!”

Her tears spilled from her eyes like the pearls that had scattered across the floor when he ripped her present off. Diamonds and sapphires clinking off the marble floor almost like glass as he pulled her close to remind her of who’s she was. “Say it.”

“I…! I’m sorry….” Her voice hiccupped from the crying that had started out pleasant but now swayed between that and agony. “I…I never should have taken his gift. I never should have…ah!” Her back arched as his fingers toyed with her abused clit. Red and probably throbbing. His touch still as insistent as the first time. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I shouldn’t have taken it! I’ll never do it again! I’m sorry! I’m yours! I’m yours!”

𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 🌾

Imagine record of Ragnarok with an emanator of abundance!reader

I will poison all your happy thoughts I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box And if you're fine with that You can be mine

Imagine a record of Ragnarok x emanator of abundance!reader ( Brunhilde, zeus, Poseidon, hades, Qin shi Huang )

Brunhilde was thinking of ways to out cheat the gods, unfortunately very seems interested in saving humanity until you appear. Something is off about how you act and your body, you are not human or god she has ever seen As well as any magical creatures she saw.

when asking about your intentions–you simply replied that you are a healer who wish to preserve the beauty of all existence, hopeless she took on your deal not knowing the "thing" she's inviting.

BRUHILDE

Brunhilde didn't think much of it, but would still keep her guard around you. Before Ragnarok officially begins the human fighters are instructed to eat a fruit that you specially given to them, when Brunhilde what exactly is the fruit–you simply replied that the fruit would give them strength and also a "blessing" from the abundance themselves.

You were by far a strange individual not any human or god she ever seen, you told her that you were a healer– she didn't check because she has bigger issues but everyone in all of Valhalla and humanity are certain unique themselves. The way you would preach about the blessing of life as well as seeing you writing "Thousand-Handed Merciful Medicus' Salvation" on a piece of scroll 500 times.

She finally realized what she did when, lübu was decapitated during the first match but instead of a loss–he immediately regrew a new head. Everyone immediately pointed and looked at Brunhilde, all sides yelling what she did. But she herself is also confused, she slowly looks towards you who was standing right beside her and goll–and you were smiling about the brilliance of the blessing.

Thank you for feeding the random with your works btw! Keep cooking 💪💪💪

That's such a goated idea SO OF COURSE I CAN!!😛 Thanks for the love and support!!🤭🤭💞 Hopefully I brought justice to your request 🥹

Platonic!Child!reader whose job it is to log the times and events of the ragnarok battles!

Warnings: Spoilers for season 3!!

Everyone in Valhalla knew of you, you were the one logging the times and events of the ragnarok after all, and they'd always hear about one of the fighters talking on your little interviews you held before all of the fights.

You gave them questions and they'd reply as best they could. It was one of the ways some of the fighters would try and get on the public's good side, OR they'd use it to brag and boost their own egos. And some of the more serious and stoic fighters would rarely even say anything on the interviews all together.

One of Your favourites you got to interview was Adam because he was so nice to you! He answered every question so quickly and he thought you were super cute. He didn't know a child would be here doing all of these things but he admired the hard work and dedication you put in and he told you to stay safe. it had everyone cheering him on in the fight!.

You were pretty scared while interviewing thor, but you slowly warmed up towards the giant. He answered only a few of the questions you asked, which was fine. You weren't actually expecting him to answer any of them at all, so you were very happy with the answers you received! He was very chill about the whole thing as well which put you at ease. He respected the work you did, tracking everything and making sure the broadcasting channels were working perfectly the entire time!

One of the scariest gods you had tried to interview was Beelzebub and Poseidon. You were TERRIFIED of them both. When you first held your mic (whilst shaking like a tree branch about to snap at any moment) and asked lord Beelzebub about how he was feeling and if he was excited about the fight. He looked down at you, you felt like a rabbit Infront of a gian wolf about to rip you apart..

Luckily he didn't! Lord Beelzebub was quite strange whilst giving his answers to your questions but nonetheless it was actually quite nice interviewing him.

Poseidon was scary. You knew he didn't want a stupid interview so you were extra cautious while asking him. To your surprise, he actually did it! You were very happy but also still scared as hell. It was pretty easy asking him the questions though!

The ones that annoyed you the most though were Apollo,Loki, and Leonidas. You sighed when it was their turns to be interviewed. They barely talked about or answer the questions. Like only one at max. They talked about themselves much more.

Apollo talked about the beauty in the fights and that he was excited but then he just started talking about his own beauty and that once he won he'd be hanging out with his nymphs, also bragging about his achievements?? Not the time twin please for the love of Tartarus just answer THE FUCKING QUESTIONS.

Loki was trying to pull shit whilst answering the questions with a barely listenable voice. He was cocky the entire time and you could not interview him for more than ten minutes before Thor was told to quickly pull him away because he was just embarrassing himself the entire time💔

Leonidas was just talking about how much he hated Apollo and that he was excited to beat his ass. Sigh..Ahem..anyways. he was getting hyped up by his men the entire time btw. This mf.

Qin was very nice!. Sure he was very prideful but after he finished the questions, and the broadcasts stopped, he was very kind towards you. He'd pat your head and praise you for your work, he was amazed that such a young child could do all of this so professionally! when he entered the arena you actually felt scared for him and didn't want him to compete. Luckily he didn't die! Although you were still very sad about hades.

But as I said before, interviewing the fighters wasn't the only thing you did! You'd log the time that the opponent died and how long the battle took. Just to list a few

Lubu vs thor: 16 minutes and 28 seconds

Adam vs zeus: 7 minutes and 13 seconds

Qin shi Huang vs hades: six days

You had everything about the fights logged down aswell! You had a MASSIVE book full of all of the info about the fights, what abilities the fighters had and how they used them, their tactics and what you thought their thought processes were.

You were a very smart child that everyone couldn't help but cheer for!

Alot of the fighters you talked to had become friends with you due to how smart and quick you were.

Everyone may have been divided even more because of the Ragnarok but there was one thing they could all agree on, and that was their love for you!

Yandere Poseidon

As soon as he saw you, Poseidon knew you belonged to him.

It might take a while because this man doesn't like eye contact lol.

He was one of the most powerful gods and he would get what he wanted.

However, you didn't really fight back.

This would make him happier if he were to admit it.

Poseidon would really enjoy this.

This is how he thinks things should be.

If you were human, Poseidon would be even more pleased.

This would make falling in love with someone a little more bearable.

You'd better say goodbye to your family and friends.

Poseidon would be very possessive and he doesn't want to share you with anyone.

He thinks it would be a waste of time…

Poseidon knows you wouldn't object, though.

Hopefully you would enjoy his company…

Usually you would be in silence with each other.

Apollo: PISS OFF!IM SPEAKING FOR THE US GODS! WE DESERVE RESPECT!?-

Quetzalcoalt!Y/n*Who is with humanity side* APOLLO, SHUT UP

Apollo*Pouts and takes out his phone*....FINE!!!

Angry Birds music is on full blast in the first meeting on how humanity should be pardoned or executed

Quetzalcoalt!Y/n:....

Poseidon:....

Hades:.....

Zeus*Has his head tilted to see him play*....