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⚠️ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧

ꨄ︎ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: 𝐪𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐡𝐚, 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢, 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐨, 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐳𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐛, 𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝

𝐐𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐆

He was basically the third wheel in the family now

He knew the responsibilities of a father was serious, especially now that his son was going to be the heir to the throne

But he didn’t expect his son to be the bane of his existence

“Mommy, am I cute?” (S/n) asked sadly.

“Yes, you are.” You smiled, “Very cute.”

“I’m cute too!” Qin shouted next to you but his cries went unheard

“Am I strong, mommy?”

“Very strong, sweetheart!”

“I’m strong too!” Qin shouted once again, flexing his muscles but no one batted him an eye

“Am I handsome, mommy?” 

“Yes, very handsome.”

“I’m handsome!” Qin shoved his face into yours.

“Am I more handsome than daddy?” (S/n) asked with a shit grin on his face.

You blinked as Qin slowly turned his head to look at his stupid son

“Yes, you’re more handsome than daddy. You are the most handsome man in the world.” You giggled

Qin lost it

The audacity!

“Him? Handsome?” Qin repeated slowly, “What can he even do?! He can’t even stand on his two legs or lift you up or protect you! He can’t even write his own name and he’s the size of a shrimp!”

“Qin, calm down!” You blinked with confusion.

“All he does is eat, sleep, and shi-”

“Okay! That’s enough! Both of you are handsome!”

𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎

This was the worst day of Apollo’s life

He was looking forward to spending time with you so imagine his disappointment when you left for an emergency meeting and he was stuck here in boredom

With his son

Who loves you more

“Wow, you are terrible at this daddy.” (S/n) pouted as Apollo accidentally set the kitchen on fire again.

“How about you do it then?” Apollo snapped at his son.

“Mommy is so much cooler than you.” (S/n) began to daydream, “She can do so many things at once and she never loses her composure. Unlike you, who can’t even beat an egg properly.”

Apollo ignored him as he angrily whisked the batter

“Did you manipulate mommy in marrying you?” (S/n) asked from behind

This piece of shit-

“No, I did not!” Apollo whipped around, “If you question-”

A pancake was thrown onto his face, as the syrup dripped into his hair and clothes

(S/n) began to holler with laughter as Apollo was shaking with rage

Why didn’t he pull out that one time-

You finally got home in the evening and you were confused when your husband and son were absent

A scream alerted you and you rushed up the stairs to see Apollo dangling (S/n) over the balcony

“Apollo! What are you doing?!” You freaked out.

“I’m teaching him a lesson!” Apollo shouted passionately, holding his heart with his free hand, “He’ll never question our love again and I’ll make sure he never comes between you and me!”

“Shut up and put him down!”

𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒

He knew he was better than this

This was so childish, unnecessary, and stupid but at the same time, he was jealous of his son

You were humming a song while your son was curled up in your lap, and your husband was sending daggers behind his book

That stupid brat was in your lap for 4 hours!

Hades never even got 4 hours with you!

Well he did, but that was before you gave birth

His son was so clingy to you, following you everywhere like a new chick and you in return… don’t pay attention to your husband anymore

He felt left out

“Mommy! Can we go to Mt. Olympus today?” Your son asked you excitedly

“Of course! But what about daddy? Don’t you want to take him too?” You asked him gently

“No thanks.” (S/n) replied right away, as if Hades never existed, “He’s always so focused on work and his image, plus he’s always hogging you. I want mommy to myself!”

You were taken back by your son’s words but before you could say anything, an arm wrapped around your waist

“You want my wife to yourself?”

His son blinked as he watched his father hug you and place a gentle kiss to your cheek

“Don’t touch her!” He snapped at Hades

“I want mommy to myself too.” Hades replied smoothly, making you blush, “How about we go on a dinner date tonight?”

“B-but what about (S/n)?” You asked worriedly.

The god gave you a gentle smile before his eyes darted towards his son, as he smirked victoriously and viciously

Oh, (S/n) will be alright

Because Poseidon will watch over him

𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍

He swears this child is an accident

He was slowly sulking as he was forced to watch you bathe (S/n), who was hogging his mother on purpose

The God of the Sea was so tired and despite his ruthless self, he was looking forward to spending time with you

Until he remembered there was an extra at home

Poseidon thought his piercing gaze and aura would catch your attention but you never once turned to look at him

“I want a big cake for my birthday along with unicorns, pegasuses, and fire-breathing dragons!” (S/n) listed, “I also want mommy to be there to help me blow the candles!”

“What about daddy?” You snickered.

“Daddy can stay at home.” (S/n) shot back with glee, “He always ruins the fun and his face scares everyone.”

That was it.

This kid was definitely an accident

(S/n) was about to say something when he spluttered as the water in the bath began to overflow

You squealed when you were suddenly lifted up into the air by your husband

“Poseidon! Put me-”

“Let me make this clear.” Poseidon hissed at the shithead in front of him.

His son was a mirror image of him

“This is my wife. I’m the only one who gets to be with her and I’ll never let you take her away from me, you little brat.” Poseidon threatened.

His son immediately began to cry and he couldn’t help but smile

“Poseidon!” You screamed out loud, “You deserve to be punished for that!”

Poseidon didn’t even care until you spoke the next line

“No kisses for you until you apologise!"

𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀

Buddha thought he was excited to be a father until his son stole all your attention

You hardly pay attention to him anymore, you barely spend time with him at all, and what’s worse… you don’t even bake for him anymore!

Every time his son would hug you, the little squirt would send daggers along his way along with a slappable smirk

That little shit!

You may have birthed him but without his help, the little brat wouldn’t even exist!

It was time for payback

“Mommy! Daddy ate all the cookies!” 

Your son was bawling his eyes out as he sobbed

“Buddha! Did you eat all the cookies I made for (S/n)?!” You confronted your lover

“Huh?” Buddha didn’t even care

The god was draped over an armchair was he licked his lips that were covered with crumbs

“How many times do I have to tell you to not eat (S/n)’s cookies?! I have to make another batch again!” You groaned

The little shit was watching him closely behind your legs, as a wide smirk was present

Buddha has had enough

He scrunched up his face and he suddenly looked unwell

“What’s wrong?” Your face instantly changed to worry

“I-I don’t know, baby…” He choked, “I don’t feel very good. I think I might be sick.”

“From what?”

“From you not paying attention to me.” He whined, “All you do is talk about (S/n) this, (S/n) that, (S/n), (S/n), blah, blah, blah. Do you even love me?”

“Of course I love you!” You quickly told him.

Buddha smirked and he opened his arms and you immediately hugged him, placing kisses all across his face

Buddha’s eyes glistened victoriously as he stuck out his tongue at his son, whose mouth gaped to the ground

Karma is a bitch

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑

“I want to marry mommy when I grow up!”

He and his wife were sitting in a bar in Asgard when the little shit had to start running his mouth

You giggled at how cute your son was while the others around you three were silently cooing and awing at the interaction

Thor was debating whether or not to throw his son out the window

“But what about daddy? Mommy will be sad without daddy.” You replied, pretending to sniff, “Can’t we take him along?”

(S/n) froze as he knew how much his father was in love with his mother

Thor was absolutely obsessed with his mother, always protecting her, hugging her, and pressing kisses against her forehead

(S/n) watched with wide eyes and he knew he also wanted to have a loving life in the future like his parents

Which is why he wanted to marry mommy

“I love daddy too but I love you more!” He exclaimed, “Don’t worry! Daddy can be my bridesmaid!”

A loud sound instantly shut him up as Thor slammed his cup onto the table

“Don’t you dare steal my wife from me.” He threatened.

You were going to scold him for acting so childish in public but (S/n) didn’t back down as he puffed his chest

“Fight me then!” He demanded.

His father stared at him with irritated eyes until he leaned down and kissed his wife passionately in front of everyone

You stiffened as you felt your face turning redder than your husband’s hair as (S/n) began to freak out

“No fair! You’re cheating!”

𝐋𝐎𝐊𝐈

Loki knew his life was going to turn upside down when you told him you were pregnant

A little life was going to be born and he didn’t know if he would be a good father, but you assured him many times

When his son was born, things got a bit better

The first time he held his son, he knew they were going to create chaos to the world together

His precious baby

He didn’t believe he could love someone as much as he loved you

Until…

“Mommy, why did you marry someone as ugly as daddy?”

Loki was napping in the tree until his eyes shot open

What?

WHAT DID THE LITTLE SHIT SAY?!

He looked down and to his horror, his son was dead serious while you laughed

“I think daddy is very handsome.” You giggled, “I don’t regret marrying him. If it weren’t for him, you wouldn’t be here, (S/n).”

“He got yelled at by Odin last night and Uncle Thor beat him up.” (S/n) pouted, “I think you can do better, mommy.”

Loki’s eyes were twitching and in an instant, he turned into a crow and he began to peck his son

You freaked out since you knew it was your husband as you tried to separate them

“Stop it, Loki! Getting jealous of your son?! How hopeless can you get?!”

Loki was forced to sleep on the couch that night

𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐎 𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐎

You were the love of this god’s life so imagine his horror when a little nugget suddenly became the center of your life and he casted off to the side

When he first realized he was going to be a father, he was ecstatic

He could imagine him and his son training, fighting, and winning battles all over the pantheons and he was thrilled he could get the chance to share his experience with his offspring

Except no

His son was a mama’s boy

It was always mommy this, mommy that, “I wAnT MoMmY!”, and yada yada yada

Whenever he would try to spend time with his son, the first thing the little brat would ask is, “Where is mommy?”

He hardly even sees you anymore because of this shithead!

You were in the middle of relaxing while your son cuddled into your lap

“Can we go to the hot spring, mommy?” He asked

“Of course! We should bring daddy too!” You replied and he frowned.

“But daddy ruins all the fun!” He whines, “I want mommy, I wAnT mOmMy, I WANT MOMMY!”

The god was in the other room and he heard the entire conversation

He stormed in and he pushed his son out of your lap, before he cuddled in his place

“Honey! What are you doing?!” You asked in alarm

He gave you a charming smile in which you blushed, while his son began to throw a tantrum

“How about we spend some time together?” He asked you sweetly, “I miss you, my love. A lot.”

His voice turned deeper as he emphasized a lot, his hand squeezing your thigh, sending butterflies swirling in your stomach

“What about me?!” The third wheel snapped like a shrimp

He lifted you up and he sent his son a devious smile

“You can stay in the kiddie pool.”

𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐙𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐁

This poor bloke craves love more than anyone in the world so imagine his happiness when he could live a life with you without any consequences 

The moment you announced you were pregnant, this god was so happy yet nervous

He was afraid he’d somehow hurt his child or reactivate his curse the moment he expressed his love, but you reassured him everything was fine

When his son was born, he held the precious bundle tightly, vowing to destroy the world for his son if needed

Until his son broke his heart

“Mommy has a meeting. You stay home with daddy, okay?” You asked your son.

“I don’t want to.” He pouted.

“Why not?”

“I’m scared of daddy.”

He heard that clear like glass and he felt his heart shattered

The moment you came home, your son was being watched by a nanny and you asked for your husband’s whereabouts

You found him curled up in his bed, sulking with such gloominess you thought you were going to turn miserable

“What’s wrong?” You asked him with worry

He refused to talk but the moment you teared up, he relented

“Our son hates me.” He mumbled, “I have no need to exist. I can die now.”

You were speechless

“He doesn’t hate you!” You snapped at him.

“You heard him, he said it himself.” He grumbled softly.

“He doesn’t mean it! You just need to spend more time with him, that’s all!” You protested, “It’s way better than locking yourself in that lab of yours!”

He didn’t want to but he finally agreed

It took a while but after your son realised his father wasn’t a douchebag, he wanted to spend time with him everyday

“I’m going out now!” You called your two boys.

“Have fun.” Your husband responded, allowing his son to draw all over his face

All they needed were a little push 

𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃

Honestly, out of all those above, this demigod is probably the most sane

He wouldn’t want to throw his son out the window, stomp him, drown him, challenge him, peck him, abandon him, or any of that nonsense 

He’s very serious in relationships and he completely devotes himself the moment he realizes he’s going to be a father

Even though he knows his son loves you more, deep down, he’s glad that you’re such an amazing mother 

“Mommy, who do you love more?” Your son asked and you raised an eyebrow

Your husband was right beside you and he cast you a look, as if daring you to choose the other option

“I love you both equally.” You responded with a smile, praying that answer was enough

“You have to pick one!” Your son protested, “Me or daddy! Tell daddy you love me more!”

Your son pouted and you couldn’t help but gush at how cute he was

This little nugget was so good at manipulation

“I can’t choose between you both! You’re both my boys!” You raised your hands

You were stuck in such turmoil until you blinked when your husband lifted you up in one arm

He then took your son and he held you both closely to him

“Well, there’s always enough love to give to all three of us, isn’t it?” He asked calmly, “All that matters is that we’re together. Forever.” 

He kissed his son’s cheek before he placed a deep kiss on your lips

Cheeky bastard

“That’s right. There’s no need to fight.” You smiled, completely falling for your husband’s handsome tricks as you snuggled against his neck

“You still didn’t answer my question, mommy…” You son fidgeted his fingers but you laughed and stroked his hair

“I love you both.”

Hey guys, it's been a while! Life was extremely busy for me so I didn't get the chance to focus on my oneshots and stories. Doctorate school has been so busy, the wedding date has been set, and we've recently adopted a dog as well. Anyways, I hope you enjoy these funny headcannons! It's inspired by a scene I saw at the airport lol. ⋆⑅˚₊🍰🥄 ୨୧

⋆˚ ♡ ˖ ࣪ Summary: A natural continuation of the…research.. in the greenhouse.

⋆˚ ♡ ˖ ࣪ Contains: SMUTTTT, making out, oral (f.rec), petnames, “little thing”, “baby”, “Miṭhāī”= ‘sweets’ in Nepali because he’s from Nepal, size kink, teasing, biting, overstimulation, squirting, tongue fukcing, he really tries to eat you alive omg😭, don’t ever let this man near the box unsupervised again, teaspoon of begging, facesitting?, he holds you up off the ground, strength kink go brrr, crying, my nonexistent self control, cursing, dirty talk, flirting, have mercy bc he really eats you up— an inhaler and cold water because you’ll need it after reading this :)

ALSO- English is NO my first language !!

XoX

Your greenhouse is where you find out that Buddha has an oral fixation.

You were also certain that acquiring that knowledge was going to cost you your life.

“Ah!”

You and Hades snuggled together on the couch

Y/n*Looking up at him as he sits on your lap*You know..... if I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd have one rose~

Hades*frowns slightly* only one?

Y/n: mmhmm

Hades*is now saddened* oh.....

Y/n: I'd only have one because you've never left my mind~*Holds his face and pulls him in, lays a kiss on his forehead*

Hades*Gives you a loving peck on your cheek* I'm gonna marry you...

Y/n: Hadey, we're already married, you silly goose~

Zeus: Hey, honey?

Hera*who is next to him, is painting her nails* Husband, if you try anything like that, I will castrate you

Zeus: ok...

( 𝓓O NOT DISTURB ) 𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗯𝗶𝘀 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿. ᯽ sfw +++ fluff. the god of death can't stay quiet when he is so happy to have his wife in his arms.

it’s quiet, suspiciously quiet, that you start to wonder what's happening in the outside world, even if you are still in dreamland.

sitting in ANUBIS's lap, comfortably settled while your head rests against his chest, as he hums under his breath, claws tracing lazy shapes on your thighs, rocking you slightly as you enjoy the peace for once. eyes closed, napping on your lover's body, brain empty, finally relaxing, and then...

“aaaaaaa—!!!”

you have never woken up so fast that you jolt so hard you nearly headbutt him. “wha–!?” you shout, head spinning and looking around because surely no one is going to surprise attack you or try to fight with mister jackal head over here.

his eyes go wide, a bright and sharp toothy grin shows on his face, and you imagine a puppy tail wagging at catastrophic speed from excitement because, believe it or not, he is basically vibrating with joy.

“i'm happy!” he yells proudly, and his hands gripped your legs tighter as his golden claws dig in, and you were so used to the pain that you didn't even feel it. “i just remembered that i'm happy, so so so sooo happy~”

“you screamed in my ear.”

“i'm sorry, i'm sorry! i forgot you were resting...”

"i am..." you say carefully, lips thinning, an eye twitching despite yourself, "...going to destroy you.”

anubis blinks once, then he laughs loudly, booming with the same voice that guides souls into the afterlife. his chest vibrates against your back as he tightens his hold, thick arms wrapping around you like iron bands, all carved muscle and divine warmth. shiftting his weight and suddenly you’re bouncing slightly on his lap, entirely at his mercy.

“cuddles for my lovely wife!” he chants happily, voice lilting, almost reverent, like a prayer murmured at an altar, “stay, stay, stay, stay with me!”

you sag against him, exhausted, the contrast of who he is as a god, a ruler of the underworld, cloaked in jackal-headed legends and funerary rites, reduced to this hyper, affectionate menace with biceps that could crush stone and a grin too wide to take seriously.

“anubis,” you warn, deadpan, not even turning your head. “if you yell again, i will leave and never come back, and no, i don't care that we are married.”

“oh...” he straightens immediately, nodding far too fast. “then i will be quiet! so quiet you won’t even know i’m alive!” leaning with lips brushing near your ear as he whispers the promise, hopeful and earnest, like a child trying desperately to behave.

you sigh, so tired and defeated, but finally, not a single sound comes out of his mouth; he nods furiously again as if sealing a sacred vow when silence falls. you can rest without worrying about getting disturbed again, because a happy wife means a happy life.

“i love, love, love you~!"

not even three seconds as you groan and bury your face in his chest. “i can't with you sometimes..."

“but you’re still sitting on me,” your husband says smugly, and unfortunately, you are still in his lap. he beams, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, arms locked around you like a victory prize. humming happily, rocking slightly, like an overgrown puppy who just got told he’s allowed on the couch.

this time, he actually stays quiet... for almost a whole minute, but hey, that's a new record.

you know I just HAD to do it

Sypnosis: Human fighters react to meeting your parasite for the first time

Content Warnings: Movie Venom!! She/Her pronouns for reader, VERY OCC FOR THE CHARACTERS (I apologize🙏)

A/N: This is like, so bad and SO half assed. I lowkey don’t even remember writing this honestly. I’m literally going off of context I’ve seen for a few characters since I haven’t read the manga and have only watched the anime. But I posted it because I don’t want people to think I died all bc school is literally kicking my ass rn. Dividers belong to @kodaswrld

You decide it's finally time to introduce your lovely alien parasite to your human fighter

After Venom begged you for god knows how long already

You hope this interaction goes well!!

Lu Bu

Introducing Lu Bu to Venom was one of the most difficult things you’d had to do in death. Not only were you nervous as hell to introduce the alien parasite that talked to you in your head constantly, but you had to do that with a boyfriend who loves nothing more than to fight

“Stop being a pussy and get to it!” You could hear Venom begin to scold you as you made your way to try and find your boyfriend. “Will you shut it already? You’re making me already regret doing this!” You muttered angrily under your breath. You finally find him training (as always) as you walk up to him.

“Hey, Lu Bu? I would like you to meet someone..” you spoke with a nervous smile. Lu Bu only stops and looks back at you with his usual hard stare, letting you know he was listening to what you were saying. “Meet…Venom..” suddenly, black goo begins coming out of your shoulder and a head forms, a large grin on what looked to be the lips

✮ Honestly, I feel like he’d be one of the few to just not be too surprised abut Venom

✮ Caught off guard? Sure but not too surprised about it, ya’ll are in the after life after all

✮ That doesn’t mean he doesn’t care though, far from it in fact

✮ He takes a genuine interest in what exactly Venom is and how he functions in you body

✮ When you show him just how Venom takes control of your body, he’s intrigued by it

✮ He’s obviously curious about how well of a fighter you become with Venom taking over your body and stuff

✮ Being cocky like he is, Venom practically challenges Lu Bu to a fight to show off his strength

✮ Obviously he almost immediately agrees to it, but not before asking if you would get hurt in anyway

✮ Venom has to have you explain to him how his regenerative abilities work and how you technically wouldn’t get hurt if the two fought

✮ They get along surprisingly well after a good fight, your more surprised than anything to have this go a completely different direction than you were imagining

✮ Constant “See? I told you this would work out perfectly!” From Venom

✮ Basically your boyfriend just found a new sparing buddy and now your parasite has someone new to fight

Adam

You were already regretting everything about this. Venom had kept begging you to introduce him to Adam, saying he had the right to know his daughter had a symbiote living inside of her. “This is the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life..” you groaned as you mentally prepared yourself

“Quite being a wuss and hurry up! You’re wasting time!” You only rolled your eyes at Venom’s comments. You made your way to the house where you knew Adam would be. Before you had the chance to knock on the door, Adam had already opened it, clearly not surprised to see you there as he looked down at you with a gentle smile. “Hello Y/N, you’re awfully early aren’t you?” He softly spoke.

You smiled up at him, not expecting for him to have already opened the door before you could even knock. “Hi Dadam, I didn’t mean to bother but….there’s someone I’d like you to meet” Adam raised a brow, clearly not seeing anyone else around but you. Before either of you had the time to say anything, a black goo begins to form on your shoulder. You notice Adam’s eyes widen for a split second as Venom’s head finally forms and he looked at Adam with his usual grin

✮ Very caught off guard by the creature, genuinely thought you were possessed by something

✮ Before he could say or do anything, you quickly explain who exactly this was that had just formed on your shoulder

✮ Obviously, he is very wary of him and doesn’t trust him at ALL

✮ Like who does he think he is using my daughter like some kind of puppet? What a shame!

✮ You have to explain to him that it’s a mutual agreement you guys have going on (Venom refused to admit you both are friends so he just calls it a ‘mutual agreement’)

✮ You gladly give him a moment to take in all the details of how exactly you two meet and how you guys simply kinda stuck together

✮ Even after death

✮ You show Venom off to him, showing him how badass you looked when Venom took full control of your body

✮ You had to assure him that you were still you and not possessed, even going as far as to explaining that since Venom lived inside you—you rarely ever get hurt

✮ Adam is grateful that Venom takes care of you (In his own little weird way) but he still can’t help but feel wary of him

✮ Gives Venom like a million different rules and threatens to fight him if he were to let anything bad happen to you

✮ So in short, is warming up to him but can’t help but be wary from time to time

Sasaki Kojiro

“Don’t you think it’s only fair for the man you keep making out with to know that it’s not just the two of you in the room anymore?” You let out an annoyed groan, your face already flushed enough thanks Venom’s very lewd comments about You and Sasaki. “You literally couldn’t have said it any other way? Why do you always have to do this?” It sucked having a parasite that could practically read your every thought.

You could only hear Venom laughing as you made your way to where you assumed your boyfriend would be. You round the corner of one of the many halls and lo and behold, the man himself. He immediately smirks when he sees you, making his way over to you. “There you are! I’ve been looking for you!” You could only smile as he walks up. “Sorry, didn’t mean to keep you looking” he only laughs at your words before smiling down at you. “Actually I had something—actually, someone I’d like you to meet” Sasaki raises a brow, clearly intrigued by your words.

Before he could react, black goo starts coming out of your shoulder—something clearly starting to form. Venom’s head forms as he grins at Sasaki, showing off his eerie sharp teeth.

✮ You could feel the moment Sasaki froze once Venom came popping out of your shoulder

✮ Lowkey stared at the both of you in complete shock for a few seconds before he snapped out of it

✮ Starts asking you questions which you happily answer as best and honestly as you possibly could

✮ You even show him what it looks like when he takes over your body

✮ Wanted to fight him 100%

✮ And Venom would have gladly obliged if you hadn’t gotten between them

✮ Was worried he would have accidentally hurt you if they would have fought but you told him that his body takes the damage but if you were to get injured, Venom would just heal you

✮ Very impressed by the skills Venom seemed to show

✮ Venom still wanted to fight him even after you told him no

✮ Trust—one of these days, they’ll both get the chance to fight each other when the time is right

Jack the Ripper

You silently went over every possible situation imaginable as you made your way to Jack’s room, having told him you wanted to have a serious conversation with him. Over tea of course, can’t forget the tea. “Do you think he’ll be able to see my color too? Like he sees yours” Venom speak with a very smug tone, trying to seem funny. “I’d prefer if he didn’t see you at ALL” you muttered quietly as you slowly approached his door. You knocked before slowly opening the door, revealing an already set up Jack with the tea already ready.

He looks up at you with his usual kind smile, “Hello, My Lady—you are just in time” you softly smile at his words sitting down in the chair across from him—your usual spot where you always sat for tea time with him. “Hi Jack, thanks for agreeing to meet with me” you picked up your cup of tea—made just how you liked it. Jack could only smile thoughtfully, “Of course, what seems to be troubling you, my dear?” He hums. “I’d like you to meet someone, someone very important to me” Jack looks at you curiously. Suddenly, the black goo begins coming out of your back as something begins to form. Venom casually grins, leaning close to Jack’s face.

✮ Jack is definitely caught by surprise by this revelation, not expecting this to be the person—or alien you’d wanted him to meet

✮ He’s obviously just as fascinated as he is confused

✮ I mean, who wouldn’t be in this sort of situation?

✮ You take the time to answer any question he seemed to have about Venom, sometimes even having Venom explain some things as well

✮ You even manage to show him your full form

✮ Obviously, Venom can’t keep his big mouth shut and asked Jack if he could see his color like he saw other people’s

✮ And as it turns out, he could see Venom’s color

✮ Which confused both you and Jack on how he couldn’t see his color before

✮ Turns out, it only works whenever Venom is taking control of your body

✮ You even explained to him how Venom’s regeneration powers worked, which obviously interested Jack even more

Raiden Tameemon

Honestly, why were you doing this to yourself? You knew the moment Raiden saw Venom, he would want to immediately fight him. “I could beat him” you heard Venom speak. “Dude! Stop reading my mind right now—I’m trying to think on how to prevent a fight from breaking out between you two” you groaned. This was going to be the worst struggle of your life. “….And before you say anything—I’m not making any bets on which one of you would win against each other!” You immediately heard Venom huff at your words.

You walked into the giant Dojo room your boyfriend had, the mess of bowls and plates of food still scattered around. How many times did you have to tell him to clean up after himself? You simply decided to ignore that for now as you continued to make your way in deeper into the room. You finally stopped as you watched your boyfriend eat another giant bowl of food. You crossed your arms over your chest, staring at him with an unamused expression. “Yo babe! You got a minute?” You called out, trying to get his attention. He lazily looked up from his food, immediately smirking when he noticed it was you.

“Hey sweet cheeks! Didn’t expect to see ya here, want some?” He motioned towards his bowl of noodles. As much as you thought they looked delicious, now wasn’t the time for any food thoughts. “No thanks babe, just wanted to chat for a quick minute” you can see his brow raise, clearly confused. “Just wanted you to meet someone” Before he had anytime to respond, black goo is already coming out from your back and forming a head.

✮ Yeah so remember that bowl of really good noodles I mentioned? Yeah so that’s on the floor now

✮ Is practically looking at Venom with star eyes

✮ And of course, what’s the first thing he tries to do?

✮ Fight him

✮ Genuinely tried to fight him

✮ It only got worse when you showed him your full form

✮ You had to convince Raiden and Venom they could fight some other time

✮ Because you were in NO MOOD to be dealing with that type of bullshit

✮ Asked Venom like a million questions

✮ Probably forgot you were even there too to be honest

✮ Literally become bros

✮ You felt like the third wheel

✮ With your own BOYFRIEND

✮ You even explained to him how you and Venom were connected

✮ How he could read your thoughts and memories and see through your eyes

✮…

✮“So does that mean he can see us while we fu—“

✮“Okay, that’s my cue to fucking leave”

Qin Shi Huang

You roam around Qin Shi Huang’s palace, trying to find every excuse in the book not to see him today. It’s not that you were angry with him or anything, but it’s because you knew Venom had been begging you for weeks on end about wanting you to introduce each other. “Roaming will get you no where, he probably already knows where you are anyway” you simply sigh dramatically, already knowing that he was right. “I just don’t know how this’ll go V, I live the both of you but I just don’t know how he’ll react to an alien living inside of me”

As if almost right on cue, the man himself that you were trying to avoid just happens to round the same corner on the way your going. “Ah! There you are my Empress!” Huang grins down at you, his usual smug grin he always seemed to have. “Hello to you too, my Emperor” you smiled up at him. “I’ve also been looking for you actually, I wanted to introduce you to someone” Huang’s grin slightly drops as he looked around, expecting to see someone else in the room. Suddenly, the familiar black goo begins to form on my back as it takes the shape of a head.

✮ I imagine he’d be the same like Lu Bu, caught off guard but not too surprised about it

✮ I mean, sure he didn’t expect the person you wanted him to meet to come out of your back but he’s still meeting someone

✮ He can’t help but grin as he carefully studies Venom on his own

✮ Curious but fascinated over him

✮ He asks both of you questions which you gladly answered (Venom, not so much)

✮ He even asked if he was good at fighting

✮ Obviously, like the cocky bastard Venom seemed to be—began bragging about his fighting skills and almost even challenged Huang to a fight

✮ You obviously had to get in between and stop him before he spoke to much

✮ Huang asked how fighting worked with the two of us

✮“Venom does pretty much all the fighting, I’m kinda just the endoskeleton for him”

✮ Got slightly worried if you had ever gotten hurt

✮ Thankfully you explained to him how your body basically gets no damage

✮ Lowkey, both of them were being smug cocky bastards with each other

✮ Trying to fight over who the strongest one was between the two

Nikola Tesla

“I swear to the gods, we are going to become a lab rat because you can’t keep your mouth shut!” You exclaimed as you made your way to your boyfriend’s lab. This was like a bad idea in so many different ways. You loved your boyfriend a lot, but you knew he’d immediately start testing on you all because of Venom. “We’ll be fine, you’re just being over dramatic again” you raised a brow at his words. If you could look at him right now, you’d one hundred percent give him an ‘are you sure about that?’ expression.

As you walked closer, you could already hear your boyfriend working on his experiments from outside. Just what the hell could he be working on now? You calmly knocked on his door before slowly walking in. The first thing you noticed is how he seemed to be talking to himself while writing on his giant board. “…so you’re just into guys that talk to themselves, huh?” You simply responded to Venoms remark with an unamused expression. You slowly walked up to Nikola and called out for him. “Nikola! Sweetheart, there’s someone I’d like you to meet!” Nikola looks down at you with his brightest smile. He quickly jumps down his large stairs and stands in front of you.

“Who is it? Who am I meeting Mein Liebling?” He spoke excitedly. Immediately, the black goo begins to form behind me, revealing Venom.

✮ Looks at him in utter awe and disbelief for a few seconds before his eyes practically fill with stars

✮ Immediately bombards the both of you with so many questions that leaves your heads spinning

✮ Already wants to study you both

✮ Just like you told Venom he would

✮ You basically tell him the basics on what he can do when the both of you are together

✮ Just his basic powers and stuff

✮ And you even showed him your full form

✮ After so much begging on his part

✮ You were gonna show him anyway but you were afraid he would combust from so much needing out stuff

✮ Honestly, whose idea was it to pair a scientist and an alien experiment together into a relationship?

✮ Oh right, you

✮ Although, he still understands when it gets to much when he notices how overwhelmed you seemed to be getting

✮ Takes it down a notch

✮ But still takes as many notes as he can

King Leonidas

“I’ll finally have an opportunity to fight the King of Sparta himself! I’m so sick of only imagining all the endless possibilities of how our fight would be like!” Venom cheered. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at his words, clearly not amused. “I know, that’s the only thing that seems to be running in my mind by how much you keep thinking about it” you were already over the interaction, and it hadn’t even happened yet. Is this how Sasaki felt? You’d have to ask him later. You walked into a room, an exact copy of Sparta as you watched all the Spartan soldier do their insane training.

You quickly notice your boyfriend lying in his hammock with a book in his hand. You walked towards him, the smell of his cigars taking up your sense of smell. “Damn, I forgot how strong the smell of this cigars are!” You hear Venom complain. You simply ignore him, looking down at Leonidas with a creepy smile. He simply looked up at you with an unamused expression. “What do you want, woman?” Leonidas huffs out a cloud of smoke. “Nothing much, just wanted you to meet someone” Leonidas raises a brow, clearly still unamused. “Who the hell am I supposed to be meetin’? There’s no one else here, woman” he frowned. Quickly after he spoke, the black goo begins to form out of your back, revealing a grinning Venom.

✮ Never in your life would you expect Leonidas to be surprised over something

✮ He’s honestly one of the few people you’d expect to just not be surprised and brush it off like nothing

✮ Yeah the book he had in his hand was quickly forgotten about

✮“What the absolute fuck is that?”

✮ Okay, rude

✮ But to be fair, that was pretty much the same way you reacted when you first met Venom

✮ Simply just stares at Venom with what looks like an angry but confused expression

✮ His cigarette was already burned out but he simply kept it in his mouth

✮ Of course, Venom starts trying to rile him up into a fight

✮ You have to make him stop before Leonidas gets too mad and actually starts to fight him

✮ Thankfully you were able to deescalate the situation before it got too intense

✮ You convinced them to have a truce—at least for now

✮ You managed to even show Leonidas your full form, marking him slightly impressed

✮ Wants to put both of you to train with the rest of his Spartan’s

Okita Sōji

“He’s gonna wanna fight you immediately, you do know that right?” You spoke, clearly unimpressed. “I know, that’s the whole point” you rolled your eyes. Why did you have to get stuck with two guys who only seemed to love to fight any chance they got, oh how lucky you seemed to be. You had been so lost in yours (and Venom’s) thoughts that you hadn’t realized the exact man you were looking for was already making his way towards you.

“Y/N!! There you are, I’ve been looking for you everywhere!” You snapped out of your thoughts at the sound of Okita’s voice, a smile coming on your lips. “What a coincidence, I was looking for you too” you chuckled. “Perfect! I wanted to come and watch me train again!” Okita spoke with an excited tone. Well, he always did when it came to fighting. “Before you do, I’d actually like you to meet someone first” you placed a hand on you waist, looking at him with a smile. “Ha? Meet who? I don’t see anyone but us?” Okita spoke, clearly confused. A black goo quickly comes out of your back and begins to form.

✮ More amazed than surprised to be honest

✮ Immediately looks star eyed and asks you millions of questions

✮ Obviously asks if he can fight Venom

✮ You have to calm him down, before either of them get too caught up in just wanting to fight

✮“So, maybe let’s, not do that just yet”

✮ Your lowkey hesitant to show him your full form because you don’t wanna have to fight your boyfriend

✮ Still, you show him because of how much Venom wanted to impress Okita with how cool and strong he looked

✮ Okita basically asking fight based questions and you stare at him like

✮ You basically said yes to everything he asked you

✮ Even if you have NO idea what it is he even asked you

✮ But that’s okay, because at least you know you’re two favorite boys will get along just fine

✮…you hope

Simö Häyhä

“—that’s like so many delicious heads gone to waste! Imagine all the feasting I could have done if I was there!” You try your best to ignore Venom as he rambles on about how delicious it would have been. “Venom, you know he hates it when someone brings it up right? He didn’t kill those people for sport or any sort of pleasure” you simply sighed. There was no use trying to explain it, considering all Venom really cared about was eating the beats of those people. Should have shown up to Earth earlier, I guess.

You catch the familiar sight of Simo’s white jacket and rifle in his hand. “Simo!” You happily called out. Both him and his dog Kille turned around at the sound of your voice. Kille immediately bolting towards you with excitement. Simo simply walks up to you, watching as you happily pet Kille. You looked up at him with that same smile, clearly happy to see the both of them. “I was actually just looking for you” you chuckled as you stood back upright. Simo only stared at you, a curious glint in his eyes. “I’d like the both of you to meet someone” you spoke. Suddenly, the black goo begins to come out of your shoulder, surprising both Simo and Kille.

✮ Very caught off guard by Venom

✮ Like Adam, he also lowkey thought you were possessed

✮ Poor Kille doesn’t know what to do as she has a guarded stance, staring daggers at Venom

✮ Simo quickly snaps out of it though once he starts talking

✮ Simo doesn’t say much to him

✮ Well, he doesn’t say much to begin with anyway

✮ Thankfully he got Kille to calm down and not attack either of you

✮ While he was worried that Venom was going to eat his dog, you assured him that you would never allow for such a crime to be committed

✮ When Simo does speak, he try’s his best to not offend either of you by asking questions

✮ You both happily obliged to answering his questions

✮ You have to make sure Venom keeps it respectful too

✮ You don’t need him bringing up this poor man’s time back in the war

✮ You even got around to showing him your full form

✮ Which he was also caught off guard about

✮ Honestly he’s pretty chill with Venom afterwards

Sakata Kintoki

“Seriously, how do you manage to pull a man like him? Look at you! He’s basically a god compared to you” you could feel your nerve pulsing in your head the longer Venom continued talking. Venom saw Sakata in such a high regard, you’d almost think Venom was the one dating Sakata. “And yet you choose me as your host, guess you both have that in common huh?” You muttered angrily, glaring at no one in particular. If you could glare at him, you 100% would. Will you and Venom were arguing, you heard the sound of familiar footsteps. You quickly look around, trying to see where they were coming from when you’re all of a sudden swept off the ground and greeted by a familiar grin.

“Ha! Did I scare ya’?” Sakata laughed, finding your surprised expression humorous—the exact reacting he was looking for. You could only smile at him as he placed you down. “You sure did, ya’ big oaf—but your right on time actually, I was looking for you” Sakata only grinned down at you, leaning down slightly to get closer. “Oh? And for what exactly?” He raised a brow. “I actually wanted to introduce you to someone” you motioned next to you—while there was no one standing next to you. Sakata only raised a brow, clearly confused before his eyes widened. Black goo began coming out of your back, quickly forming into a familiar head as Venom looked up at him with a grin.

✮ He stares at you both, jaw on the floor

✮ Bro thought a demon possessed you ngl and was about to kill Venom

✮ You had to (very calmly) explain to him that Venom wasn’t a demon

✮ Biologically speaking

✮ He was a pain in the ass though

✮ You explained exactly what your situation was with him and how it was a mutual agreement between you both

✮ He’s lowkey impressed with you both

✮ You even showed him your full form

✮ Although, you were like 90% sure Venom wasn’t flirting with him for the entire time

✮ In his own little weird way

✮ Venom even began bragging about how strong he was and how good of a fighter he was

✮ You know that one sound from South Park between Kyle’s moms and little brother?

✮ The one that goes “I had an amazing procedure!” “Nononononono mommy no—“ “I had a fecal transplant” “oh god DAMNIT—“

✮ Yeah, that’s basically you and venom as you tried not to let himself get too embarrassed

✮ Sakata actually seemed more proud now that he knew you weren’t being possessed by a demon

✮ Lowkey thinks Venom is pretty awesome sauce

✮ Even asks if him and Venom could train sometime

✮ Obviously he asks if it’s okay for you since you have to share the body with Venom

✮ You happily explain that nothing bad will happen thanks to Venoms regenerative abilities

✮ Venoms kinda just gushing over him, happy to know he’s being acknowledged

✮ But you and Venom happily agree to that fight Sakata promised him 

Michel Nostradamus

“Literally don’t know how he hasn’t figured out already” you walk to no where in particular, hoping you’ll just run into the person you needed to see at the moment. “What if he already knows, he’s just trying to make a game of whether you know that he knows or not” Venom hummed. You simply sighed, watching out for the sight of a familiar pink haired man. “Oh Y/N!!!!” A very loud and cheerful voice calls from behind you.

Ah, there he is. Before you even had the chance to turn around and say hi, your immediately tackled into a hug from behind. You let out an ‘oof’ as you try to steady the both of you so neither of you fall. You looked down at him with a smile. “There you are Nostradamus, I was actually looking for you,” “WHAT!? You were looking for lil’ old me? OH how I’m flattered!” He brushed you off, an obvious embarrassed flush forms on his cheeks. You simply playfully role your eyes at him before speaking again. “There’s actually someone’s like you to meet” you tilted your head to the side. His eyes practically lit up as you spoke. “New people!? Where? I wanna see em’!” He begs. As if right on cue, your little friend begins to form on your shoulder, flashing Michel his signature grin

✮ Stars

✮ Literal stars in this man’s eyes

✮ Immediately tries to go touch him

✮ Which your like, yeah that’s fair

✮ Starts asking millions of questions about him

✮ You try to explain the best you can while also making sure he was actually paying any attention to what you were saying to him

✮ Literally asks if he can have a turn with him like he’s some toy

✮ Venom was immediately against the idea

✮ You had to (un)fortunately explain to Michel that it would affect you a lot if Venom were to leave your body after so long

✮ He was a little disappointed but he understood

✮ You lowly almost don’t get the chance to show him your full form because of his busy he seemed to have been playing with Venom’s black goo

✮ Istg he’s like a dog, just not as well behaved as Kille that’s for sure