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āSweetie, can you leave the room so I can change?ā
Apollo was cooing at the baby you and him made together when you asked him that
Both he and the baby turned to look at you
They looked at each other
Then they looked back at you
āWhy?ā he asked with confusion
This pretty boy was so insulted
No way he was going to leave and miss the show
āI just want to change.ā you stated again
āYouāre my wife though.ā he countered.
āI just want some privacy.ā you countered back.
Apollo stared at you up and down before he made a bewildered face
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āMy dear, can you go outside for a moment?ā
Qin was reading some of his documents when he looked at you with confusion
āWhy?ā he looked worried
āI just want some privacy to change.ā you responded.
The King of China blinked but he didnāt talk back surprisinglyĀ
He smiled at you warmly and walked out of the room
āIāll be fast.ā you promised him
The door shut and after 5 seconds, Qin couldnāt take it anymore
āAre you done?ā he asked from the other side
He opened the door and you almost lost it when he was sitting on the floor, looking at you with a big smile plastered on his face
He looked like a happy child awaiting his parent to give him candy
āAre you done?ā he asked again
āI need more time, my dear.ā you couldnāt help but burst out laughing
āOkay.ā he responded and shut the door, still having that big smile on his face
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He waited for you by the door the entire timeĀ
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āHey love, can you step outside so I can get dressed?ā
Thor was resting on the bed before he stared at you
āHm?āĀ
Man was so confused
āCould you step outside so I can get dressed?ā you asked again
He still looked confused
He memorized you from head to toe and could even paint you blind!
But he would always prioritise your feelings first
āOkay.ā He slowly got up and left the room, leaving you aloneĀ
āWell, that was easy.ā you said to yourself, though you were curious on his thoughtsĀ
When questioned he simply stated if you wanted privacy, heāll give it to you
āIāll see you naked tonight anyways.ā he stated bluntly
āThor! Weāre outside!ā you squeaked
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āTHOR, PLEASE STOP TALKING.ā
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āHoney, can you go out real quick? Iām going to change.ā
Loki was brushing your hair happily until he looked as if he got slapped in the face
Poor boy was drooling and ecstatic in spending time with you until you ruined the mood š
āOkay, so change. What do you mean get out?ā he replied with confusion and a hint of sadness
āNo! Get out, Iām going to change my dress.ā you looked back at the mirror, āI want some privacy.ā
The fuck?
Privacy?
PRIVACY?!
āIāve seen all of you already! Iām very familiar with all of this!ā he gestured to your entire body
āIāve spied on you showering 10 minutes ago!ā
āYOU WHAT?!ā
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āDarling, can you please step outside so I can change?ā
He was working on his new gadget in your shared room when you asked him that
He turned back and raised an eyebrow
āWhy?ā he looked offended
āI just want some privacy!ā you grabbed his arm and guided him outside, āGo!ā
Tesla scrambled outside but before he could say anything, you slammed the door in his face and locked it
You were about to change until you heard commotion from outside
Teslaās hands appeared from beneath the door, holding a small camera
āGo on, change.ā he demanded from behind the door
His cameraās battery then died š
Feeling a bit bad, you opened the door, only to see Tesla in the middle of stripping
āWhat are you doing?ā you were speechless as he looked at you with mild disappointment
āYouāre not nakey?āĀ
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āHey, can you step outside?ā
He was eating his chips before he turned his head with confusion
āI want to try on this new dress.ā you showed him
Buddha looked at you up and down before shrugging and getting up
You thought everything went well until you heard the sounds of crashing and clanking
Buddha came back, dragging a chair behind him as he knocked down all the furniture in his way with no care
Those dishes were expensive, Buddha!
He placed it in front of you and sat down, looking more serious than ever
āOkay, change.ā He pulled out a new bag of chips and urged you to continue the show
āBuddha! I want to do it in private!ā you whined and he looked bewildered
āWhatās the problem?! Iāve seen you naked hundreds of times!ā he complained like a child, āgive me a good show!ā
āNo!ā
ā20 minutes ago, we were doing [CENSORED]-ā š
Buddha got a pie in his faceĀ
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You were humming a tune while trying on a new dress
Poseidon heard your singing and he came over, until his mood dropped when he found the bathroom door was locked.
āJust a minute!ā you called from inside
The God of Sea never waits
You jumped when the door burst opened and Poseidon peered in, glaring at you
You were naked
And youāre hiding from him?!
āWhat are you doing?ā he asked angrily.
āPoseidon! Iām changing! Please close the door!ā you tried to cover yourself, but his eyes were already changing into lust
āThen change.ā He came in and slammed the door shut
He was coming closer and closer, looking more hungry than ever
You were freaking out but before you could say anything else, he kissed youĀ
Your clothes were dropped to the floor forgotten and the shower turned on as Poseidon decided it was āsexyā time
Next time youāre changing, make sure to invite him š
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āMy love, can you get out so I can change?āĀ
Hades and you were both preparing yourselves for the ball this evening and he looked at you with confusion
You were shining with beauty everyday so he was a bit taken back when you suddenly asked him to leave
He soon beamed and smiled warmly at you
āOkay.ā he placed his things down and went towards the door
āWait!ā you stopped him, āyouāre okay with this?ā
Hades looked more confused
āYes, Iām okay with this.ā he told her gently, āyou want your privacy today, thatās fine with me.ā
Such a gentleman, you couldnāt help but kiss him
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! .Ėā¹.šāĖš¦¹ā
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