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Platonic!Child!reader whose job it is to log the times and events of the ragnarok battles!

Warnings: Spoilers for season 3!!

Everyone in Valhalla knew of you, you were the one logging the times and events of the ragnarok after all, and they'd always hear about one of the fighters talking on your little interviews you held before all of the fights.

You gave them questions and they'd reply as best they could. It was one of the ways some of the fighters would try and get on the public's good side, OR they'd use it to brag and boost their own egos. And some of the more serious and stoic fighters would rarely even say anything on the interviews all together.

One of Your favourites you got to interview was Adam because he was so nice to you! He answered every question so quickly and he thought you were super cute. He didn't know a child would be here doing all of these things but he admired the hard work and dedication you put in and he told you to stay safe. it had everyone cheering him on in the fight!.

You were pretty scared while interviewing thor, but you slowly warmed up towards the giant. He answered only a few of the questions you asked, which was fine. You weren't actually expecting him to answer any of them at all, so you were very happy with the answers you received! He was very chill about the whole thing as well which put you at ease. He respected the work you did, tracking everything and making sure the broadcasting channels were working perfectly the entire time!

One of the scariest gods you had tried to interview was Beelzebub and Poseidon. You were TERRIFIED of them both. When you first held your mic (whilst shaking like a tree branch about to snap at any moment) and asked lord Beelzebub about how he was feeling and if he was excited about the fight. He looked down at you, you felt like a rabbit Infront of a gian wolf about to rip you apart..

Luckily he didn't! Lord Beelzebub was quite strange whilst giving his answers to your questions but nonetheless it was actually quite nice interviewing him.

Poseidon was scary. You knew he didn't want a stupid interview so you were extra cautious while asking him. To your surprise, he actually did it! You were very happy but also still scared as hell. It was pretty easy asking him the questions though!

The ones that annoyed you the most though were Apollo,Loki, and Leonidas. You sighed when it was their turns to be interviewed. They barely talked about or answer the questions. Like only one at max. They talked about themselves much more.

Apollo talked about the beauty in the fights and that he was excited but then he just started talking about his own beauty and that once he won he'd be hanging out with his nymphs, also bragging about his achievements?? Not the time twin please for the love of Tartarus just answer THE FUCKING QUESTIONS.

Loki was trying to pull shit whilst answering the questions with a barely listenable voice. He was cocky the entire time and you could not interview him for more than ten minutes before Thor was told to quickly pull him away because he was just embarrassing himself the entire time💔

Leonidas was just talking about how much he hated Apollo and that he was excited to beat his ass. Sigh..Ahem..anyways. he was getting hyped up by his men the entire time btw. This mf.

Qin was very nice!. Sure he was very prideful but after he finished the questions, and the broadcasts stopped, he was very kind towards you. He'd pat your head and praise you for your work, he was amazed that such a young child could do all of this so professionally! when he entered the arena you actually felt scared for him and didn't want him to compete. Luckily he didn't die! Although you were still very sad about hades.

But as I said before, interviewing the fighters wasn't the only thing you did! You'd log the time that the opponent died and how long the battle took. Just to list a few

Lubu vs thor: 16 minutes and 28 seconds

Adam vs zeus: 7 minutes and 13 seconds

Qin shi Huang vs hades: six days

You had everything about the fights logged down aswell! You had a MASSIVE book full of all of the info about the fights, what abilities the fighters had and how they used them, their tactics and what you thought their thought processes were.

You were a very smart child that everyone couldn't help but cheer for!

Alot of the fighters you talked to had become friends with you due to how smart and quick you were.

Everyone may have been divided even more because of the Ragnarok but there was one thing they could all agree on, and that was their love for you!

"Look what I found~."

Lu Bu doesn't know what to make of it. (insert confused lu bu gif) It's just...this creature...that makes you happy. How could this small creature swindle your attention? You keep cuddling that tiny thing in your arms, nuzzling your face into its fur; grinding sounds keep emitting from behind you. How?! What is this thing?! And why does it influence you to coddle it? Lu Bu's jealous~. He'll never admit it, though, letting himself envy a kitten is low of him. He'll try to get along with the kitten, letting it rest on his lap. He's trying, but he did get startled at the sudden purring. Was it riled up? Was it looking for a fight? You have to explain to him. 

"Look what I found~."

"Oh." Adam blinked. The kitten purred, nuzzling its head against his bare leg. Adam is familiar with animals; they just get attracted to him. Every creature tries to take a bite of his apples. The kitten mews, politely asking for comfort. Adam obliged, petting the kitten before letting it climb over his bare skin. The soft ball of fur tries to dig deeper into his skin; there's nothing better than feeling the warmth of a loved one. It wouldn't be a surprise if the kitten believes Adam is its father. "How cute." A kindred hand combs through fur, causing the kitten to rumble with glee. 

"Can we keep it?"

"If it makes you happy." 

"Look what I found~."

"Awww~." Kojiro couldn't help but cuddle the kitten in his arms. It mewed in delight, nuzzling into the folds of his haori. I think this man would prefer cats over dogs, so he's all for keeping them. The thing is, he doesn't know how to take care of one. All the animals he's seen were from the woodlands and were either eaten or observed. Animals are meant to be in the wild; he couldn't wrap his head around why this kitten keeps trying to hide in his clothes. You're going to have to figure it out together, but at least you get to see your partner sleeping with a tiny kitten on his chest.

"Look what I found~."

"Oh my." Jack didn't think there would be cats in Valhalla. Then again, death is a natural cause. No matter the species, we are all indebted to the ground. Although he wondered if this one already had an owner. Domesticated cats usually stay close to their owners' houses. But if it follows you home, perhaps this kitten is a mere stray. A soft hue of pink emitted from the kitten: Naivete. Clearly, this kitten is just in need of a home. 

"I'll fetch some warm milk."

Jack was happy enough to take care of the kitten, immediately agreeing to keep it in the home. To tell the truth, you believe Jack was in need of a companion. And while you make do just fine—this man would kiss the ground you walk on—you thought a little surprise gift was in order. Since this kitten died alone on the streets, you might as well care for it here in heaven. There's a photo of Jack sitting in the armchair with the kitten on his lap that you love so much.

"Look what I found~."

Raiden never had any experience with animals, except for some of the farm animals from his village. But those were just cattle and horses, y'know. Animals he can carry without fear of breaking them. This is practically a baby. This is LITERALLY a baby. All those fears of his own strength hit him straight in the head; it's cute, but could you not put it in his hands? You keep encouraging him that he isn't gonna hurt the poor thing with his bare hands. And the kitten keeps clinging onto his yukata. Raiden sighs, the kitten's too cute to ignore, and it's making you happy. Seeing the size difference—a tiny kitten in the singular palm of a giant man—makes you swoon. It's like he's holding a mochi ball. Raiden is a softie at heart, so of course, the kitten is staying. 

"Look what I found~."

"Aw~." Buddha cradled the little kitten in his arms. It mewls at his touch, wiggling about to get cozy. He scritched a finger on the head.

"Aren't you cute?"

The kitten tried to catch his fingers; its wide eyes were mesmerized by the god's hand. Buddha chuckled, petting the kitten once again. Like Adam, Buddha is familiar with animals. Cattle, wild horses, a few colorful birds, even butterflies and ladybugs; they would all be attracted to his presence. Another calming force capable of soothing the poor kitten. 

"Can we keep it?"

"'Course we're keeping it."

You have to remind him that kittens can't eat candy. As if Buddha would share his candy with the tiny kitten. 

"Look what I found~."

"Awwww~!" Qin does grabby hands. He wants to pet the kitty, too! Qin is deeply enamoured by the tiny kitten. "Nǐ tài kě'àile! Érqiě zhème xiǎo~. Érqiě rúcǐ mírén~." ("You are so cute! And so small~. And so charming~.") Qin loves it. Cats in feudal China were usually used to keep pests away, like rats and other vermin, but it didn't stop Qin from loving it like a pet. When you told him this poor kitten died alone on the streets, Qin made sure it had only the finest care in the palace. Fresh milk, warm bedding, and nourishing food. Only the best for his little companion. You did start to get jealous of the amount of attention he was giving it, though.

"Look what I found~."

"Ah," Nikola analyzed the creature before him, "Felis catus. But she's poorly nourished." He felt awful for the little kitten. What horrible predicament has led you to this place? According to his quick analysis, this poor kitten is a stray. Undomesticated and familiar with the penury of street life rather than a home. You begged Nikola to keep them; the man is running many simulations and theories of having a domestic animal roaming around his laboratory. Cats are calm and quiet...at times...Mischief is common amongst the Felis genus, so the potential for damage to the laboratory, the house, or the kitten itself is higher. Yet, that look on your face. You clearly made a connection with this creature, coddling it like your own child. And the kitten was definitely endearing to the eyes and ears.

"Alright, we shall keep her, but we must ensure she doesn't leave our sight." You agreed to the terms and conditions.

"Look what I found~."

"The hell did you get that?" Leonidas asked, but you didn't like the snark he gave. He, too, didn't think there were animals in Valhalla, much like feeble critters like cats. The kitten meowed in your arms, but looked at Leonidas with wide eyes. 

"Why's it looking at me like that?"

"Hehe, I think she thinks you're a cat."

Leonidas deadpanned. What were you implying? You can't be telling him it thinks it's their father or something, that'll only make things worse. Leonidas is wary of cats; he was always more of a Molossian Hound kinda guy. Similar to Raiden, Leonidas is kinda worried he'll crush the thing if he ain't careful. He, reluctantly, took the tiny kitten from your hands and tried to be gentle with it. The kitten was already appeased, believing she had finally returned to her father. It nuzzled into his beard, trying to hide in the crook of his neck. Leonidas MAY HAVE broken a smile, but he's not letting you keep it.

"Look what I found~."

Okita's face lit up like a kid on Christmas. Usually, he's the one attracting kittens home; you always told him he looks like a cat. The sight of this tiny ball of fur in your arms made him melt. It was so cute!!! Instant grabby hands please let him play with the kitty please. Okita couldn't be happier; it reminds him of the strays that came across the dojo grounds. Both he and the kitten nuzzle into each other's necks, burying their face into pure softness. You laughed at his behavior; he can be such a child at times, but you loved that about him.

"Look what I found~."

Adam: This weekend's safety brief-

Adam*Points at Raiden* Don't add to the population!

Raiden*Offended gasp* Wha-

Adam*Points at Jack* Don't subtract from the population!

Jack*Who is being fed by Eve her famous apple pies, for the first time being treated like a child*...

Adam: Don't end up in the hospital! Newspaper-

Rest of the human fighters:...

Adam*Points at you lastly*-or jail!

Y/n*Sticks tongue out like the spawn of evil you are*Bleh!

Adam*Takes out from his bag, brass knuckles, and hands them to you*-If you end up in jail, ESTABLISH DOMINANCE QUICKLY

Y/n*Smiles and giggles holding the brass knuckles*

Adam*Looks at the deities all in the distance and nods at his kids*Have a good weekend

𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑📜

Imagine Record of Ragnarok with a serie!reader, what would happen

The feeling that I'm losing her forever And without really entering her world I'm glad whenever I can share her laughter That funny little girl

Record of Ragnarok x serie!reader ( featuring Brunhilde, Thor, Poseidon, Adam, Buddha )

>> This is honestly so short, and yupp I watch record of Ragnarok

Many of the gods and humans are shocked that you decided to stand up for humanity. You always seem indifferent towards them and seem to not care about them so much, to be honest–you don't know why you decided to help.

Zeus absolutely would not want you to fight in the arena or for humanity's side, you know every spell in Midgard and Valhalla and if you fight for humanity– It's already decided who would win.

Brunhilde

Despite all your aloofness, Brunhilde is able to see the true reason why you choose to save humanity. You can deny it all you want but deep down, you truly care and value all your disciples especially flamme.

You know that flamme would sit still and let this happen and so you rebel against it for her, you can deny that reason but deep down you know that's the reason. You are stubborn yet caring–your action of remembering every apprentice name and favorite spell speaks louder.

You are an extremely valuable asset because despite being an elf, your magic capabilities are on par yet also stronger than many of the gods of magic– unlike them who claimed they are omnipresent knowing everything that is to magic, you never truly stop studying magic to its full potential thats why they grown inferior to you–unlike them you kept growing.

Brunhilde : Got it.

Mankind's most fearsome warriors :

Sypnosis: Human fighters react to meeting your parasite for the first time

Content Warnings: Movie Venom!! She/Her pronouns for reader, VERY OCC FOR THE CHARACTERS (I apologize🙏)

A/N: This is like, so bad and SO half assed. I lowkey don’t even remember writing this honestly. I’m literally going off of context I’ve seen for a few characters since I haven’t read the manga and have only watched the anime. But I posted it because I don’t want people to think I died all bc school is literally kicking my ass rn. Dividers belong to @kodaswrld

You decide it's finally time to introduce your lovely alien parasite to your human fighter

After Venom begged you for god knows how long already

You hope this interaction goes well!!

Lu Bu

Introducing Lu Bu to Venom was one of the most difficult things you’d had to do in death. Not only were you nervous as hell to introduce the alien parasite that talked to you in your head constantly, but you had to do that with a boyfriend who loves nothing more than to fight

“Stop being a pussy and get to it!” You could hear Venom begin to scold you as you made your way to try and find your boyfriend. “Will you shut it already? You’re making me already regret doing this!” You muttered angrily under your breath. You finally find him training (as always) as you walk up to him.

“Hey, Lu Bu? I would like you to meet someone..” you spoke with a nervous smile. Lu Bu only stops and looks back at you with his usual hard stare, letting you know he was listening to what you were saying. “Meet…Venom..” suddenly, black goo begins coming out of your shoulder and a head forms, a large grin on what looked to be the lips

✮ Honestly, I feel like he’d be one of the few to just not be too surprised abut Venom

✮ Caught off guard? Sure but not too surprised about it, ya’ll are in the after life after all

✮ That doesn’t mean he doesn’t care though, far from it in fact

✮ He takes a genuine interest in what exactly Venom is and how he functions in you body

✮ When you show him just how Venom takes control of your body, he’s intrigued by it

✮ He’s obviously curious about how well of a fighter you become with Venom taking over your body and stuff

✮ Being cocky like he is, Venom practically challenges Lu Bu to a fight to show off his strength

✮ Obviously he almost immediately agrees to it, but not before asking if you would get hurt in anyway

✮ Venom has to have you explain to him how his regenerative abilities work and how you technically wouldn’t get hurt if the two fought

✮ They get along surprisingly well after a good fight, your more surprised than anything to have this go a completely different direction than you were imagining

✮ Constant “See? I told you this would work out perfectly!” From Venom

✮ Basically your boyfriend just found a new sparing buddy and now your parasite has someone new to fight

Adam

You were already regretting everything about this. Venom had kept begging you to introduce him to Adam, saying he had the right to know his daughter had a symbiote living inside of her. “This is the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life..” you groaned as you mentally prepared yourself

“Quite being a wuss and hurry up! You’re wasting time!” You only rolled your eyes at Venom’s comments. You made your way to the house where you knew Adam would be. Before you had the chance to knock on the door, Adam had already opened it, clearly not surprised to see you there as he looked down at you with a gentle smile. “Hello Y/N, you’re awfully early aren’t you?” He softly spoke.

You smiled up at him, not expecting for him to have already opened the door before you could even knock. “Hi Dadam, I didn’t mean to bother but….there’s someone I’d like you to meet” Adam raised a brow, clearly not seeing anyone else around but you. Before either of you had the time to say anything, a black goo begins to form on your shoulder. You notice Adam’s eyes widen for a split second as Venom’s head finally forms and he looked at Adam with his usual grin

✮ Very caught off guard by the creature, genuinely thought you were possessed by something

✮ Before he could say or do anything, you quickly explain who exactly this was that had just formed on your shoulder

✮ Obviously, he is very wary of him and doesn’t trust him at ALL

✮ Like who does he think he is using my daughter like some kind of puppet? What a shame!

✮ You have to explain to him that it’s a mutual agreement you guys have going on (Venom refused to admit you both are friends so he just calls it a ‘mutual agreement’)

✮ You gladly give him a moment to take in all the details of how exactly you two meet and how you guys simply kinda stuck together

✮ Even after death

✮ You show Venom off to him, showing him how badass you looked when Venom took full control of your body

✮ You had to assure him that you were still you and not possessed, even going as far as to explaining that since Venom lived inside you—you rarely ever get hurt

✮ Adam is grateful that Venom takes care of you (In his own little weird way) but he still can’t help but feel wary of him

✮ Gives Venom like a million different rules and threatens to fight him if he were to let anything bad happen to you

✮ So in short, is warming up to him but can’t help but be wary from time to time

Sasaki Kojiro

“Don’t you think it’s only fair for the man you keep making out with to know that it’s not just the two of you in the room anymore?” You let out an annoyed groan, your face already flushed enough thanks Venom’s very lewd comments about You and Sasaki. “You literally couldn’t have said it any other way? Why do you always have to do this?” It sucked having a parasite that could practically read your every thought.

You could only hear Venom laughing as you made your way to where you assumed your boyfriend would be. You round the corner of one of the many halls and lo and behold, the man himself. He immediately smirks when he sees you, making his way over to you. “There you are! I’ve been looking for you!” You could only smile as he walks up. “Sorry, didn’t mean to keep you looking” he only laughs at your words before smiling down at you. “Actually I had something—actually, someone I’d like you to meet” Sasaki raises a brow, clearly intrigued by your words.

Before he could react, black goo starts coming out of your shoulder—something clearly starting to form. Venom’s head forms as he grins at Sasaki, showing off his eerie sharp teeth.

✮ You could feel the moment Sasaki froze once Venom came popping out of your shoulder

✮ Lowkey stared at the both of you in complete shock for a few seconds before he snapped out of it

✮ Starts asking you questions which you happily answer as best and honestly as you possibly could

✮ You even show him what it looks like when he takes over your body

✮ Wanted to fight him 100%

✮ And Venom would have gladly obliged if you hadn’t gotten between them

✮ Was worried he would have accidentally hurt you if they would have fought but you told him that his body takes the damage but if you were to get injured, Venom would just heal you

✮ Very impressed by the skills Venom seemed to show

✮ Venom still wanted to fight him even after you told him no

✮ Trust—one of these days, they’ll both get the chance to fight each other when the time is right

Jack the Ripper

You silently went over every possible situation imaginable as you made your way to Jack’s room, having told him you wanted to have a serious conversation with him. Over tea of course, can’t forget the tea. “Do you think he’ll be able to see my color too? Like he sees yours” Venom speak with a very smug tone, trying to seem funny. “I’d prefer if he didn’t see you at ALL” you muttered quietly as you slowly approached his door. You knocked before slowly opening the door, revealing an already set up Jack with the tea already ready.

He looks up at you with his usual kind smile, “Hello, My Lady—you are just in time” you softly smile at his words sitting down in the chair across from him—your usual spot where you always sat for tea time with him. “Hi Jack, thanks for agreeing to meet with me” you picked up your cup of tea—made just how you liked it. Jack could only smile thoughtfully, “Of course, what seems to be troubling you, my dear?” He hums. “I’d like you to meet someone, someone very important to me” Jack looks at you curiously. Suddenly, the black goo begins coming out of your back as something begins to form. Venom casually grins, leaning close to Jack’s face.

✮ Jack is definitely caught by surprise by this revelation, not expecting this to be the person—or alien you’d wanted him to meet

✮ He’s obviously just as fascinated as he is confused

✮ I mean, who wouldn’t be in this sort of situation?

✮ You take the time to answer any question he seemed to have about Venom, sometimes even having Venom explain some things as well

✮ You even manage to show him your full form

✮ Obviously, Venom can’t keep his big mouth shut and asked Jack if he could see his color like he saw other people’s

✮ And as it turns out, he could see Venom’s color

✮ Which confused both you and Jack on how he couldn’t see his color before

✮ Turns out, it only works whenever Venom is taking control of your body

✮ You even explained to him how Venom’s regeneration powers worked, which obviously interested Jack even more

Raiden Tameemon

Honestly, why were you doing this to yourself? You knew the moment Raiden saw Venom, he would want to immediately fight him. “I could beat him” you heard Venom speak. “Dude! Stop reading my mind right now—I’m trying to think on how to prevent a fight from breaking out between you two” you groaned. This was going to be the worst struggle of your life. “….And before you say anything—I’m not making any bets on which one of you would win against each other!” You immediately heard Venom huff at your words.

You walked into the giant Dojo room your boyfriend had, the mess of bowls and plates of food still scattered around. How many times did you have to tell him to clean up after himself? You simply decided to ignore that for now as you continued to make your way in deeper into the room. You finally stopped as you watched your boyfriend eat another giant bowl of food. You crossed your arms over your chest, staring at him with an unamused expression. “Yo babe! You got a minute?” You called out, trying to get his attention. He lazily looked up from his food, immediately smirking when he noticed it was you.

“Hey sweet cheeks! Didn’t expect to see ya here, want some?” He motioned towards his bowl of noodles. As much as you thought they looked delicious, now wasn’t the time for any food thoughts. “No thanks babe, just wanted to chat for a quick minute” you can see his brow raise, clearly confused. “Just wanted you to meet someone” Before he had anytime to respond, black goo is already coming out from your back and forming a head.

✮ Yeah so remember that bowl of really good noodles I mentioned? Yeah so that’s on the floor now

✮ Is practically looking at Venom with star eyes

✮ And of course, what’s the first thing he tries to do?

✮ Fight him

✮ Genuinely tried to fight him

✮ It only got worse when you showed him your full form

✮ You had to convince Raiden and Venom they could fight some other time

✮ Because you were in NO MOOD to be dealing with that type of bullshit

✮ Asked Venom like a million questions

✮ Probably forgot you were even there too to be honest

✮ Literally become bros

✮ You felt like the third wheel

✮ With your own BOYFRIEND

✮ You even explained to him how you and Venom were connected

✮ How he could read your thoughts and memories and see through your eyes

✮…

✮“So does that mean he can see us while we fu—“

✮“Okay, that’s my cue to fucking leave”

Qin Shi Huang

You roam around Qin Shi Huang’s palace, trying to find every excuse in the book not to see him today. It’s not that you were angry with him or anything, but it’s because you knew Venom had been begging you for weeks on end about wanting you to introduce each other. “Roaming will get you no where, he probably already knows where you are anyway” you simply sigh dramatically, already knowing that he was right. “I just don’t know how this’ll go V, I live the both of you but I just don’t know how he’ll react to an alien living inside of me”

As if almost right on cue, the man himself that you were trying to avoid just happens to round the same corner on the way your going. “Ah! There you are my Empress!” Huang grins down at you, his usual smug grin he always seemed to have. “Hello to you too, my Emperor” you smiled up at him. “I’ve also been looking for you actually, I wanted to introduce you to someone” Huang’s grin slightly drops as he looked around, expecting to see someone else in the room. Suddenly, the familiar black goo begins to form on my back as it takes the shape of a head.

✮ I imagine he’d be the same like Lu Bu, caught off guard but not too surprised about it

✮ I mean, sure he didn’t expect the person you wanted him to meet to come out of your back but he’s still meeting someone

✮ He can’t help but grin as he carefully studies Venom on his own

✮ Curious but fascinated over him

✮ He asks both of you questions which you gladly answered (Venom, not so much)

✮ He even asked if he was good at fighting

✮ Obviously, like the cocky bastard Venom seemed to be—began bragging about his fighting skills and almost even challenged Huang to a fight

✮ You obviously had to get in between and stop him before he spoke to much

✮ Huang asked how fighting worked with the two of us

✮“Venom does pretty much all the fighting, I’m kinda just the endoskeleton for him”

✮ Got slightly worried if you had ever gotten hurt

✮ Thankfully you explained to him how your body basically gets no damage

✮ Lowkey, both of them were being smug cocky bastards with each other

✮ Trying to fight over who the strongest one was between the two

Nikola Tesla

“I swear to the gods, we are going to become a lab rat because you can’t keep your mouth shut!” You exclaimed as you made your way to your boyfriend’s lab. This was like a bad idea in so many different ways. You loved your boyfriend a lot, but you knew he’d immediately start testing on you all because of Venom. “We’ll be fine, you’re just being over dramatic again” you raised a brow at his words. If you could look at him right now, you’d one hundred percent give him an ‘are you sure about that?’ expression.

As you walked closer, you could already hear your boyfriend working on his experiments from outside. Just what the hell could he be working on now? You calmly knocked on his door before slowly walking in. The first thing you noticed is how he seemed to be talking to himself while writing on his giant board. “…so you’re just into guys that talk to themselves, huh?” You simply responded to Venoms remark with an unamused expression. You slowly walked up to Nikola and called out for him. “Nikola! Sweetheart, there’s someone I’d like you to meet!” Nikola looks down at you with his brightest smile. He quickly jumps down his large stairs and stands in front of you.

“Who is it? Who am I meeting Mein Liebling?” He spoke excitedly. Immediately, the black goo begins to form behind me, revealing Venom.

✮ Looks at him in utter awe and disbelief for a few seconds before his eyes practically fill with stars

✮ Immediately bombards the both of you with so many questions that leaves your heads spinning

✮ Already wants to study you both

✮ Just like you told Venom he would

✮ You basically tell him the basics on what he can do when the both of you are together

✮ Just his basic powers and stuff

✮ And you even showed him your full form

✮ After so much begging on his part

✮ You were gonna show him anyway but you were afraid he would combust from so much needing out stuff

✮ Honestly, whose idea was it to pair a scientist and an alien experiment together into a relationship?

✮ Oh right, you

✮ Although, he still understands when it gets to much when he notices how overwhelmed you seemed to be getting

✮ Takes it down a notch

✮ But still takes as many notes as he can

King Leonidas

“I’ll finally have an opportunity to fight the King of Sparta himself! I’m so sick of only imagining all the endless possibilities of how our fight would be like!” Venom cheered. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes at his words, clearly not amused. “I know, that’s the only thing that seems to be running in my mind by how much you keep thinking about it” you were already over the interaction, and it hadn’t even happened yet. Is this how Sasaki felt? You’d have to ask him later. You walked into a room, an exact copy of Sparta as you watched all the Spartan soldier do their insane training.

You quickly notice your boyfriend lying in his hammock with a book in his hand. You walked towards him, the smell of his cigars taking up your sense of smell. “Damn, I forgot how strong the smell of this cigars are!” You hear Venom complain. You simply ignore him, looking down at Leonidas with a creepy smile. He simply looked up at you with an unamused expression. “What do you want, woman?” Leonidas huffs out a cloud of smoke. “Nothing much, just wanted you to meet someone” Leonidas raises a brow, clearly still unamused. “Who the hell am I supposed to be meetin’? There’s no one else here, woman” he frowned. Quickly after he spoke, the black goo begins to form out of your back, revealing a grinning Venom.

✮ Never in your life would you expect Leonidas to be surprised over something

✮ He’s honestly one of the few people you’d expect to just not be surprised and brush it off like nothing

✮ Yeah the book he had in his hand was quickly forgotten about

✮“What the absolute fuck is that?”

✮ Okay, rude

✮ But to be fair, that was pretty much the same way you reacted when you first met Venom

✮ Simply just stares at Venom with what looks like an angry but confused expression

✮ His cigarette was already burned out but he simply kept it in his mouth

✮ Of course, Venom starts trying to rile him up into a fight

✮ You have to make him stop before Leonidas gets too mad and actually starts to fight him

✮ Thankfully you were able to deescalate the situation before it got too intense

✮ You convinced them to have a truce—at least for now

✮ You managed to even show Leonidas your full form, marking him slightly impressed

✮ Wants to put both of you to train with the rest of his Spartan’s

Okita Sōji

“He’s gonna wanna fight you immediately, you do know that right?” You spoke, clearly unimpressed. “I know, that’s the whole point” you rolled your eyes. Why did you have to get stuck with two guys who only seemed to love to fight any chance they got, oh how lucky you seemed to be. You had been so lost in yours (and Venom’s) thoughts that you hadn’t realized the exact man you were looking for was already making his way towards you.

“Y/N!! There you are, I’ve been looking for you everywhere!” You snapped out of your thoughts at the sound of Okita’s voice, a smile coming on your lips. “What a coincidence, I was looking for you too” you chuckled. “Perfect! I wanted to come and watch me train again!” Okita spoke with an excited tone. Well, he always did when it came to fighting. “Before you do, I’d actually like you to meet someone first” you placed a hand on you waist, looking at him with a smile. “Ha? Meet who? I don’t see anyone but us?” Okita spoke, clearly confused. A black goo quickly comes out of your back and begins to form.

✮ More amazed than surprised to be honest

✮ Immediately looks star eyed and asks you millions of questions

✮ Obviously asks if he can fight Venom

✮ You have to calm him down, before either of them get too caught up in just wanting to fight

✮“So, maybe let’s, not do that just yet”

✮ Your lowkey hesitant to show him your full form because you don’t wanna have to fight your boyfriend

✮ Still, you show him because of how much Venom wanted to impress Okita with how cool and strong he looked

✮ Okita basically asking fight based questions and you stare at him like

✮ You basically said yes to everything he asked you

✮ Even if you have NO idea what it is he even asked you

✮ But that’s okay, because at least you know you’re two favorite boys will get along just fine

✮…you hope

Simö Häyhä

“—that’s like so many delicious heads gone to waste! Imagine all the feasting I could have done if I was there!” You try your best to ignore Venom as he rambles on about how delicious it would have been. “Venom, you know he hates it when someone brings it up right? He didn’t kill those people for sport or any sort of pleasure” you simply sighed. There was no use trying to explain it, considering all Venom really cared about was eating the beats of those people. Should have shown up to Earth earlier, I guess.

You catch the familiar sight of Simo’s white jacket and rifle in his hand. “Simo!” You happily called out. Both him and his dog Kille turned around at the sound of your voice. Kille immediately bolting towards you with excitement. Simo simply walks up to you, watching as you happily pet Kille. You looked up at him with that same smile, clearly happy to see the both of them. “I was actually just looking for you” you chuckled as you stood back upright. Simo only stared at you, a curious glint in his eyes. “I’d like the both of you to meet someone” you spoke. Suddenly, the black goo begins to come out of your shoulder, surprising both Simo and Kille.

✮ Very caught off guard by Venom

✮ Like Adam, he also lowkey thought you were possessed

✮ Poor Kille doesn’t know what to do as she has a guarded stance, staring daggers at Venom

✮ Simo quickly snaps out of it though once he starts talking

✮ Simo doesn’t say much to him

✮ Well, he doesn’t say much to begin with anyway

✮ Thankfully he got Kille to calm down and not attack either of you

✮ While he was worried that Venom was going to eat his dog, you assured him that you would never allow for such a crime to be committed

✮ When Simo does speak, he try’s his best to not offend either of you by asking questions

✮ You both happily obliged to answering his questions

✮ You have to make sure Venom keeps it respectful too

✮ You don’t need him bringing up this poor man’s time back in the war

✮ You even got around to showing him your full form

✮ Which he was also caught off guard about

✮ Honestly he’s pretty chill with Venom afterwards

Sakata Kintoki

“Seriously, how do you manage to pull a man like him? Look at you! He’s basically a god compared to you” you could feel your nerve pulsing in your head the longer Venom continued talking. Venom saw Sakata in such a high regard, you’d almost think Venom was the one dating Sakata. “And yet you choose me as your host, guess you both have that in common huh?” You muttered angrily, glaring at no one in particular. If you could glare at him, you 100% would. Will you and Venom were arguing, you heard the sound of familiar footsteps. You quickly look around, trying to see where they were coming from when you’re all of a sudden swept off the ground and greeted by a familiar grin.

“Ha! Did I scare ya’?” Sakata laughed, finding your surprised expression humorous—the exact reacting he was looking for. You could only smile at him as he placed you down. “You sure did, ya’ big oaf—but your right on time actually, I was looking for you” Sakata only grinned down at you, leaning down slightly to get closer. “Oh? And for what exactly?” He raised a brow. “I actually wanted to introduce you to someone” you motioned next to you—while there was no one standing next to you. Sakata only raised a brow, clearly confused before his eyes widened. Black goo began coming out of your back, quickly forming into a familiar head as Venom looked up at him with a grin.

✮ He stares at you both, jaw on the floor

✮ Bro thought a demon possessed you ngl and was about to kill Venom

✮ You had to (very calmly) explain to him that Venom wasn’t a demon

✮ Biologically speaking

✮ He was a pain in the ass though

✮ You explained exactly what your situation was with him and how it was a mutual agreement between you both

✮ He’s lowkey impressed with you both

✮ You even showed him your full form

✮ Although, you were like 90% sure Venom wasn’t flirting with him for the entire time

✮ In his own little weird way

✮ Venom even began bragging about how strong he was and how good of a fighter he was

✮ You know that one sound from South Park between Kyle’s moms and little brother?

✮ The one that goes “I had an amazing procedure!” “Nononononono mommy no—“ “I had a fecal transplant” “oh god DAMNIT—“

✮ Yeah, that’s basically you and venom as you tried not to let himself get too embarrassed

✮ Sakata actually seemed more proud now that he knew you weren’t being possessed by a demon

✮ Lowkey thinks Venom is pretty awesome sauce

✮ Even asks if him and Venom could train sometime

✮ Obviously he asks if it’s okay for you since you have to share the body with Venom

✮ You happily explain that nothing bad will happen thanks to Venoms regenerative abilities

✮ Venoms kinda just gushing over him, happy to know he’s being acknowledged

✮ But you and Venom happily agree to that fight Sakata promised him 

Michel Nostradamus

“Literally don’t know how he hasn’t figured out already” you walk to no where in particular, hoping you’ll just run into the person you needed to see at the moment. “What if he already knows, he’s just trying to make a game of whether you know that he knows or not” Venom hummed. You simply sighed, watching out for the sight of a familiar pink haired man. “Oh Y/N!!!!” A very loud and cheerful voice calls from behind you.

Ah, there he is. Before you even had the chance to turn around and say hi, your immediately tackled into a hug from behind. You let out an ‘oof’ as you try to steady the both of you so neither of you fall. You looked down at him with a smile. “There you are Nostradamus, I was actually looking for you,” “WHAT!? You were looking for lil’ old me? OH how I’m flattered!” He brushed you off, an obvious embarrassed flush forms on his cheeks. You simply playfully role your eyes at him before speaking again. “There’s actually someone’s like you to meet” you tilted your head to the side. His eyes practically lit up as you spoke. “New people!? Where? I wanna see em’!” He begs. As if right on cue, your little friend begins to form on your shoulder, flashing Michel his signature grin

✮ Stars

✮ Literal stars in this man’s eyes

✮ Immediately tries to go touch him

✮ Which your like, yeah that’s fair

✮ Starts asking millions of questions about him

✮ You try to explain the best you can while also making sure he was actually paying any attention to what you were saying to him

✮ Literally asks if he can have a turn with him like he’s some toy

✮ Venom was immediately against the idea

✮ You had to (un)fortunately explain to Michel that it would affect you a lot if Venom were to leave your body after so long

✮ He was a little disappointed but he understood

✮ You lowly almost don’t get the chance to show him your full form because of his busy he seemed to have been playing with Venom’s black goo

✮ Istg he’s like a dog, just not as well behaved as Kille that’s for sure

Also what figure do you reckon the gods and humans would like? Like thin,muscular,curvy/busty etc

Everyone's preferences are entirely different, unique, and somehow still specific to them. So I won't comment on that. In truth, besides Apollo, I don't think anyone would really care to much on what their human partner's body is like.

The ones that would enjoy the role of protector are Adam, Apollo, Shiva, Hades, Raiden, Indra, Jack, Kojiro, Beezlebub (though he says he wants them more independent to stay away from him)

The ones that would prefer a more independent partner are Thor, Poseidon, Buddha, Brunhilde, Loki, Susano'o no Mikoto, Leonidas, Tesla