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Adam holding Solomon!Y/n like this

Protecting his child from the horny gods while their wives are behind him. Looking disapproving at the dieties.

Interrogations!

All of Brunhilde’s Horsemen each have a go at interrogating Hermes, with the Einherjar as witnesses to their vast interrogation tactics!

Okita (Excited speaking at Lu Bu, Adam, Sasaki, Jack, Raiden, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, Tesla, Leonidas, Simo, Kintoki and Nostradamus): All right, here we go! She’s about to lay into him!

ED!Y/N (Calmly): You need to tell me where the file is

Hermes (Smiles): I’m sorry, Y/N, I’d rather not

Okita (Speaking at the others): Okay, not the dynamic start I wanted, but I’m sure she’s just getting warmed up

ED!Y/N (Calmly): I’d prefer not to ask you again

Hermes (Smiling): You sound desperate. I’m under your skin

ED!Y/N (Calmly): The only things under my skin are oil glands, hair bulbs, nerve fibers, blood vessels and a bit of fatty tissue

Hermes: You forgot about Ruffini’s corpuscle. (Chuckles) Oh, my Cronus, you’re rattled. Checkmate.

Buddha (To the other Einherjar): I don’t think that was as vicious a burn as he thinks

ED!Y/N (Calmly): You beat me. It’s over. I’ve lost all authority. (Gets up and walks over to the others)

Hermes (Confident): Who’s next?

Helsing!Y/N (Sits down): All right, Hermes. You wanna play hardball? Good. (Smirks) Word on the street is, you like jazz

Hermes: I don’t just like jazz; I’m fond of it

Helsing!Y/N (Serious): I don’t understand the difference! Tell me where the file is right now, or I will ruin jazz for you forever!

Hermes (Smirk): I’d like to see you try

Helsing!Y/N: Wrong choice, daddy-o. (Takes a deep breath) Skeeba-dee-skop-gop, boo-ba-roppin jazz! Jazzity-jazz, joozle jazz! Jizz jang jingle jaazzz~!

YD!Y/N (Yelling): What are you gonna tell your kids, man?! That their daddy’s a crook?

Hermes (Amused): I don’t have any kids

YD!Y/N (Shocked): …My whole thing was based on you having kids! (Angy) Now all of this is gonna be hypothetical!

Black Knight!Y/N (Doesn’t say a word as she nonchalantly pulls out and unrolls a large, leather pouch packed with terrifying and horrific medieval torture implements): …

Brunhilde (Not surprised): No tools, Black Knight

Black Knight!Y/N (Rolls her eyes as she rolls her leather pouch back up): …

Frankenstein!Y/N (Plops down onto the chair): All right, butler, here are five stories about my last patient and her alleged illness, your sister

Hermes (Confused): How’s that gonna make me talk?

Frankenstein!Y/N (Annoyed, scoffs): Not everything’s about you, Hersheys. I just needed to vent! God, you’re such an Aphrodite!

Kintoki: All right, listen up, buddy! You’re gonna tell us where it is!

Nostradamus (Joins in): And also what it is! We’re a little unclear what we’re after!

Kintoki (Ferociously nods):

Helsing!Y/N (Still singing scat jazz, but now close Hermes ear): Zwee-bop, zwee-bop, Hermes and the gods. Gods-gods-gods. Mes-mes-mes~!

Black Knight!Y/N (Stares directly into Hermes eyes as she nonchalantly unsheathes her Ebony Blade in front of Hermes): …

Brunhilde (Sternly): No swords

Black Knight!Y/N (Glances up as she sheaths her Ebony Blade back): …

YD!Y/N (Serious): So she’s gonna look up at you, with hypothetical tears, in her hypothetical eyes, and ask why all the hypothetical daddies came in for career day! (Tearing up)

Hermes (Confused by her tears):

YD!Y/N (About ready to cry, aggressively waves her hands back and forth): I can’t. I can’t! (Gets up to leave)

Frankenstein!Y/N (Laying back on a couch): So it’s like, “Yeah, maybe you’re tired all the time because you’re sick, Aphrodite, or maybe your bored because you have nothing better to do.”

Helsing!Y/N (Still singing scat jazz): Ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta, dibbity-doo! Cymbal-cymbal-cymbal-cymbal-cymbal-cymbal~!

Lu Bu, Adam, Sasaki, Jack, Raiden, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, Tesla, Leonidas, Okita, Simo, Kintoki and Nostradamus (Realization): Holy crap…

Brunhilde : Got it.

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LOOK AT THEM! WITNESS MY CHILDREN

Next Question-!

How Adam and Eve’s family would handle the mere thought of disrespecting their mama/wife

Adam: My beloved Eve said we’re having burgers

Zeus (Scoffs): You always listen to Eve? If someone insulted Eve, what would you do?

Adam (Stares hauntingly into the void): …

Zeus (Shocked): Adam!

Adam (Snaps out of it): Huh? What?

Eldest Daughter!Y/N (Comes in): Hey Pops, what’s wrong?

Zeus: I only asked Adam if someone insulted Eve, what would he do?

Adam & ED!Y/N (Both stare hauntingly into the void): …

Zeus (Mad): HEY!

Adam & ED!Y/N (Both snap out of it): H-huh? What happened?/What were we talking about?

Cain & Able (Both walk in): What’s going on?

Zeus (Annoyed): I’m just asking what would your father and sister would do if someone were to insult Eve!

Adam, ED!Y/N, Cain & Able (All stare hauntingly into the void): ………

Zeus (Pissed off): STOP DOING THAT!!

Adam, ED!Y/N, Cain & Able (All snap out of it): H-huh?/W-what?

Youngest Daughter!Y/N (Sprints in): I heard yelling? What happened?

Zeus (Furious): I’m asking what your dad and sister would do if Eve as insulted-! (Sees Adam, ED!Y/N, Cain and Able do it again) WILL YOU STOP-!

Youngest Daughter!Y/N (Makes this face):

Youngest Daughter!Y/N (Calmly): Murder. I’d murder them all.

Zeus (Genuinely scared): R-right, I was only asking a question-

Youngest Daughter!Y/N (Not even listening anymore): There will be torture first. I mean like a lot of torture. And then there’d- it would end up with death-