#roommies

If Venti and Zhongli were roommates.

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Naturally a disaster huma 

He's more considerate of shared spaces

But his room?

Permanently looks like a bomb went off

After patrol his suit most often just get shoved under the bed with his foot

Same with his police uniform

He's just too tired to do anything more with them

The only thing he puts away properly is his handgun

He tries to keep his room clean but it just doesn't happen

Like a day later it's a disaster again

(Sometimes its just one of his siblings messing with him)

It's never dirty and gross though, just messy

He kinda knows where everything is

It may just take him a minute to find it

Dick rarely eats in his room because Alfred only allowed it when they were sick

So he's fallen asleep on the kitchen table a few times

Because he doesn't consider himself sick enough to eat in his bedroom

You've taken pictures of him drooling as blackmail

Has a pile of handmade quilts he has from the circus

They're old, worn, and well loved

He's terrible at grocery shopping

Buys either the most random things

Or like 20 boxes of cereal and no milk

Definitely makes sure you get home safe if you go on a date

He knows how dangerous Blud and Gotham can be

Also is willing to help you escape a bad date

You do the same for him

If you ever have a bad day he's great to talk to

Gives surprisingly helpful advice 

Overall he's a pretty lowkey roomie

Not a lot of trouble

But also will definitely dance around the kitchen and sing off key with you

Occasionally will bring home animals he found on patrol for the night because the shelters closed

So dorm inspections are coming up and one of my roommates made a list of chores for all of us to do. Seems normal, right? Wrong.

I'm suspecting that because I have a lot of free time, this roommate thinks it's my duty to do half of all the cleaning. I love her, she's a great friend - but she's a bit of a clean freak. And I'm not the cleanest person, I know. But that's only evident in my own personal room.

She wants me - by myself - to vacuum the living room, the hallway, go through the fridge and freezer, clean the fridge and freezer, dust all the furniture in the living room, pick up my trash in the living room (there is none), sweep and mop, clean the cabinets.

I had to recheck - she also wrote down that one of our other roommates had to do this too. She and the other roommate (there are four of us) had to only clean the bathrooms and their own bedrooms.

Am I crazy in thinking that this is wildly unfair to both myself and the other roommate to do all of this when there are FOUR of us living here together? The majority of my stuff is in my room or in a singular cabinet. I don't have/didn't bring a lot of stuff. I try to not make myself be a huge burden. And yet...?

I'm hoping that she only acts like this around inspections, because my gods...

Kairi: Sora wake up.

Sora:...

Kairi: *Stares intently*

Sora: Give me a break Kairi..

Kairi: You lazy bum. *Starts to leave.*

Sora: Wait. Could you give me a break, but you know, staying here beside me.

Kairi: *rolls her eyes and smiles knowingly* Our children need us.

Sora: They can wait.

Kairi: Riku! Come here! Sora won’t get up, and it’s his day to walk the dogs!

Riku: What’s wrong? Is Sora still refusing to leave his bed?

Kairi: His bed? This is my bed. Sora’s bed is at the end of the hall.

Sora: Could you take this outside?

Riku: *Raises eyebrow* You know what I mean.

Kairi: Should I remind you who slept in my bed three nights ago?

Riku: ...

Kairi: Who came in the middle of the night, climbed into bed with me, and complained about it being too cold.

Sora: Guys.. please?

Riku: I might have..

Kairi: And then you proceded to put your ice-cold feet against mine, leaving me wide awake at 2am.

Sora: That’s cold Riku. *Laughs at his own lame joke.*

Sora: So, I’m trying to sleep here.. I’ll go walk the dogs in a minute.

*Kairi and Riku stare at each other. Riku wiggles his eyebrows and Kairi smirks as she nods.*

Riku: Kairi, why is there another man in our bed?

Kairi: Honey, it’s not what it looks like!

Sora: No guys, don’t. Not again please.

Riku: Our children will be so disappointed!

Kairi: They won’t if you give them enough treats.

Sora: Ok guys, I’ll walk the dogs. Just let me get some clothes on first.

Riku: *Jumps on bed, standing next to Sora, who’s hiding behind the blankets* HE’S NAKED! How could you, baby?

Kairi: It’s not what it looks like, dear husband!

Riku: This calls for a duel! Tomorrow at the break of dawn, I challenge you next to the paopu palm tree!

Sora: I give up! *wraps blankets around his body and runs, stopping to give a fast peck on Kairi’s lips, before running to his room.*

Kairi: The three of us moving in together was a great idea.