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this is what happens when fetuses are given legal personhood– women lose their’s.

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REBLOG IF YOU THINK IS OKAY FOR A BOY READ AND/OR WRITE FANFICTION

I’m trying to make a point to a friend

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REBLOG

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REBLOGGING this again bc FANFICTION! ISN’T! GENDERED!

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I CLICKED REBLOG I INSTANT I READ THE TITLE

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Some of my faves were written by @xxsilver-wraithxx

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Definitely.

Chinese Roboscam

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Yesterday at 9:32AM, I recieved a call that woke me up from a rather unpleasant possible blackout/sleeping state. My intention was to press the red phone button and send whoever was calling to voicemail -- but I was so out of it that I accidentally pressed the green phone button.

The "person" on the other end was an automated Chinese voice recording. It would be good to note that I know VERY LITTLE Chinese. Like so little I wouldn't be able to form a coherent sentence with the amount I know. I also am not Chinese (as far as I'm aware) and not an immigrant from China - which these calls are known to target.

TL;DR - I, a non-Chinese speaking Asian American woke up in a stupor and didn't get scammed all because more Asians assumed I know Chinese.

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my brain developing plot lines and multidimensional characters while at my busy at work:

my brain as soon as im at home with loads of free time, empty notebooks, and multiple writing programs at my disposal:

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why are all the images in HD i’ve never seen HD versions of these images

Today someone asked me if I wanted some acid. Panicking, I clicked my tongue and did some finger guns in his direction, then walked away. I said nothing.

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Roleplayers, reblog if your blog is duplicate friendly 👥

I say ‘I’m fine’ a lot. I’m not fine, I stepped on one of Ned’s Legos today.

#ow #lego #peter parker #spiderman #marvel #shitpost

peter-bacon-parker

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So dorm inspections are coming up and one of my roommates made a list of chores for all of us to do. Seems normal, right? Wrong.

I'm suspecting that because I have a lot of free time, this roommate thinks it's my duty to do half of all the cleaning. I love her, she's a great friend - but she's a bit of a clean freak. And I'm not the cleanest person, I know. But that's only evident in my own personal room.

She wants me - by myself - to vacuum the living room, the hallway, go through the fridge and freezer, clean the fridge and freezer, dust all the furniture in the living room, pick up my trash in the living room (there is none), sweep and mop, clean the cabinets.

I had to recheck - she also wrote down that one of our other roommates had to do this too. She and the other roommate (there are four of us) had to only clean the bathrooms and their own bedrooms.

Am I crazy in thinking that this is wildly unfair to both myself and the other roommate to do all of this when there are FOUR of us living here together? The majority of my stuff is in my room or in a singular cabinet. I don't have/didn't bring a lot of stuff. I try to not make myself be a huge burden. And yet...?

I'm hoping that she only acts like this around inspections, because my gods...

NOTE: I love all of my roommates (platonically). This isn't hating on them. It's more of me venting about my problems.

peter-bacon-parker

UPDATE:

So the list was made in an unclear manner (for me), so I kind of jumped to conclusions. Everything's good now.

[Post made by Admin]

So dorm inspections are coming up and one of my roommates made a list of chores for all of us to do. Seems normal, right? Wrong.

I'm suspecting that because I have a lot of free time, this roommate thinks it's my duty to do half of all the cleaning. I love her, she's a great friend - but she's a bit of a clean freak. And I'm not the cleanest person, I know. But that's only evident in my own personal room.

She wants me - by myself - to vacuum the living room, the hallway, go through the fridge and freezer, clean the fridge and freezer, dust all the furniture in the living room, pick up my trash in the living room (there is none), sweep and mop, clean the cabinets.

I had to recheck - she also wrote down that one of our other roommates had to do this too. She and the other roommate (there are four of us) had to only clean the bathrooms and their own bedrooms.

Am I crazy in thinking that this is wildly unfair to both myself and the other roommate to do all of this when there are FOUR of us living here together? The majority of my stuff is in my room or in a singular cabinet. I don't have/didn't bring a lot of stuff. I try to not make myself be a huge burden. And yet...?

I'm hoping that she only acts like this around inspections, because my gods...

NOTE: I love all of my roommates (platonically). This isn't hating on them. It's more of me venting about my problems.

#roommates #roommies #college #dorm #inspection #cleaning

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I need people to roleplay with on like… three different blog.

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Me (Peter): Hey Mr. Rogers.

Steve: Hey kid, come here a second.

Me: Yeah?

Steve: When are you going to come out to us?

Me: ....Uh what?

Steve: Tony said he caught you in drag the other day.

Me: IT WAS FOR A TIKTOK

Steve: I have no idea what that is.

Me: ...Improv.

#peter parker #steve rogers #tony stark #iron man #captain america #marvel

Mr. Stark just walked in on me dressed like this for a TikTok….oops.

#tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spiderman #rihanna #marvel #shitpost

I just realized there was something else in my backpack. Spiderman, if you could grab it for me that would be great. It was a....science...project.

#totally not an eggsack #peter parker #spiderman #marvel #shitpost

This morning I was on the subway and someone stole my backpack. Sir, I just want you to know that you are now responsible for turning in my English essay. It’s due at 8AM.

#peter parker #shitpost #marvel #this is how tumblr works right

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