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Downy soft #comics #comicstrip #webcomic #roommates #roommateproblems #apartmentlife https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Pvu85hAXP/?igshid=zmplmdaiv5g0
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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it's only 1:30am but whatever . Gn 😴😴 . . #roommateproblems #godzilla #gojira #kaiju #daikaiju #kaijueiga #godzillakingofthemonsters #godzilla2 #munchies #nomnom #hungry #legendary #bedtime #instafood #doordash #ubereats #godzilla2019 #rodan #godzillaii #rodan2019 #drunknights #drunk #godzillaaddiction #drunkmemes #nomnomnom #shmagodzilla #roommates https://www.instagram.com/p/ByjsFbWgDWm/?igshid=4e1dxld89ix8
Living with a roommate sucks; I can't cry myself to sleep anymore, they'll just interrupt me with their compassion.
UdA Survival Guide - Beverage Camouflage 101
How to hide your "specialty drinks" in a shared mortal fridge. 🩸🥤
Living with humans is a logistical nightmare, especially when it comes to shared kitchen spaces. You can't just leave a medical-grade blood bag next to their almond milk. It raises questions. It ruins the vibe.
If you want to maintain your dietary needs without your roommate staging an intervention or calling a priest, you need to master the art of culinary camouflage.
UdA Approved Hiding Methods:
The Korean Cuisine Decoy: This is the gold standard for fridge storage. Store your plasma in a large, slightly stained jar labeled "Kimchi Juice" or a tupperware marked "Leftover Dakbokkeumtang broth." The rich, dark red color blends perfectly, and most mortals won't dare closely investigate deeply spiced, savory-looking marinades.
The Artisanal Health Goth: Buy a bunch of high-end, overpriced cold-pressed juice bottles. Empty out the $14 beet-ginger-pomegranate sludge and replace it with your preferred type. Mortals are so used to modern "wellness" drinks looking like literal hemoglobin that they won't even blink.
The High-Altitude Canning Excuse: For those of you living in the mountains or rural areas, take up "canning." Mortals love a rustic hobby. A pantry full of sealed mason jars labeled "Dark Cherry Preserves" or "Spicy Blood Orange Marmalade" provides excellent, long-term cover for your reserves.
The Opaque Travel Mug: For the vampire on the go. Never underestimate the power of a heavily insulated, completely opaque travel tumbler. As long as you complain loudly enough about how you haven't had your "morning dark roast," no one will question why your beverage is a thick, lukewarm 98.6 degrees.
Remember: Plausible deniability is the cornerstone of a peaceful immortal life.
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A message from the Queen: #Repost @maybelline.the.queen ・・・ Rupert peed on me! I am NOT happy right now. @thebestrupert is lucky he doesn’t wear shoes or otherwise he’d be getting a little surprise from me! 💩 He even peed on my mom’s heels! Doesn’t he know that’s MY signature move?! Ugh, I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery 🙄. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 Thankfully my style and tags are so on point that not even RUPERT pee can tarnish this look. Thanks @rebeldawg.shop and @heka.pet 💖 •Tags by @rebeldawg.shop •Collar by @heka.pet 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑 #roommateproblems #queen #maybellinethequeen #maybellinethechi #saturday #chihuahua #littledog #doglife #holdyourheadhigh #chihuahuasofinstagram #thebestrupert #intuitivelibby #animals #funny #dogsofinsta #cute #rebeldawg #hekapet #losangeles #animalcommunication (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3QCbu9BN40/?igshid=votanvkp22bb
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