constantine: oh no. [ i don't want this to happen. it isn't going to happen. i won't let it β β happen. it's far too hot for the extinguisher β can't even get near. S.H.C. β spontaneous human combustion β there've been some cases in the "fortean times!". last time i saw it was in baron winters' house. it's horrible. in less than one crackling, scorching minute, ritchie is reduced to charcoal. the acrid smell of the charnel house paints my senses with nausea β but i have to have a look. what's left is brittle β but greasy to the touch. ] computer ritchie: john. constantine: wha! [ the shock of hearing his voice is temporary β the sinking feeling that follows realization of the implications, less so. ] computer ritchie: you there, john? listen, i had a bit of a close call, but i'm ok. i'm on my way back.
hellblazer #7: "ghosts in the machine"
early hellblazer had some of the most devastating deaths of characters you've only just met and they still haunt me to this day.











