You get to witness him talking himself into it in real time, going from, “look at him, that evil bitch, he's the worst person alive, so depraved, I have no compassion for such a heartless wretch," to, "well, I mean he’s never been ugly—but like how gross of AU me, like why would I jump into bed with—well, no okay I can see it. Yeah, okay I won’t lie, I definitely see the sex appeal. I’m just gonna…fake seduce him just to fuck with him a little bit. Yeah. That’ll show him. He’ll be so humiliated..." before immediately jumping to, "you know, I bet I could fuck him way better than AU me could.”

My piece for the Parallel Worlds BingQiu/BinggeYuan Zine ! I'm deeply honoured to have been part of this project, thank you SO much for having me!!

binghe's content does a complete 180 after that, moving from michelin-level recipes to 'cooking on a budget' and 'time-friendly' meals. peerlesscucumber occasionally will send another picture of his poor, neglected fridge and ask for suggestions. luo binghe always fulfills his requests!

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

Me, a clown: hey i kind of miss drawing flowers, lets work on a garden for my next poster 🤩