#rigsy

Twelve: Just throw a book at her. Gets their attention faster than anything.

Clara: No, that's awful adv- Wait, you *accidentally* threw a book at me when we first met.

He’s literally staring at the Doctor in a miniaturized TARDIS and remarks on how it’s “bigger on the inside”.

And then the Doctor goes, “You know that statement has never been truer.” 🤣

Creeptober 17 - Strange Geometry

Time Ram - Two Flat Ladies

It's episode 69, baby! You know what that means; Turlough's getting frothy, Tegan's getting bolshy, and the TARDIS is getting smaller on the outside. That's right, the Time Ram has swapped Peters, taking Capaldi's dimensionally transcendental Flatline and transposing it into the Davison era. The TARDIS has gotten into a sticky situation, and I don't just mean from the incessant pineapple snacking; the Doctor and Turlough are trapped inside a shrunken, dying TARDIS, leaving Tegan to contend with Chromakeyed outlines, Helen Mirren's Thatcher analogue, and her Jeyes Fluid-covered granddad. It could always be worse, though; at least Tom Baker's not getting chased around by a graffiti'd cock and balls.

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s9 ep7 the zygon invasion

- not the instagram typewriter font

- oh i miss the three doctors episode

- didn’t missy kill her or am i missing smth?

- oh did missy kill zygon osgood?

- doctor disco

- oh we don’t know which osgood is the zygon

- oh they just killed the little girl zygons, that’s not good

- oh i get it this is a metaphor for conflict in the middle east

- he’s so babygirl

- uh oh dead child

- oh alive child in a body bag

- don’t get in the fucking lift

- uhhhh mysterious sludge

- ZYGON SLUDGE

- WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT CLARA

- oh god zygon clara

s9 ep8 the zygon inversion

- didn’t liveblog this one bc i didn’t feel like it but i enjoyed this two parter

- i know i’m very much preaching to the choir but my god peter capaldi is a great actor

s9 ep9 sleep no more

-i have not a fucking clue what’s going on

- oh so this is like mega capitalism

- uh oh sleep gunk monster

- this whole thing is making want to take a nice nap, partially bc i find this whole thing slightly boring

- i’m sorry but i just can’t stand any of these side characters

- shocking twist of events, evil professor is evil

- uh oh he’s turned to dust

- um that’s an ending for sure

s9 ep10 face the raven

- ayyy rigsy

- oh no he’s dying

- aww baby

- clara’s having the best time almost falling to her death

- here we go secret alien street!!

- ohh alien refugee camp

- ASHILDR!!

- oh ashildr got him

- NO CLARA DONT TAKE THE CHRONOLOCK FRIM HIM

- ohh this is not gonna go well

- SHES ALIVE?!?!

- omg what is going on

- SHE CANT REVERSE THE CHRONOLOCK

- CLARA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

- NOOOOOOOO

- NO YOU CAN FIX IT

- NOOOOOO

- stay with him please ohhhh goddd

- clarraaaa

- oh ow ow the hand kiss oh owowowowo

- CLARAAAAAA

- oh fuck this show fucj this show fuck this show