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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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All the Gateways are one – which must make for a terrible crush when everyone needs the loo after their largely pickle-based lunch! Join Time Ram as we journey through Warriors’ Gate in the company of the Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory, exploring Romana’s sexy arms, and the worlds galaxy’s most impractical spacecraft along the way. Look out for that axe!
Time Ram rides for missing 60s Dalek episodes as we examine ‘The Power of the Daleks’. But leave the Patrick Troughton, it’s Sylvester McCoy we want as we adapt this story to 1987! Prepare yourselves for blue tinsel, Sabalom Glitz and playing the spoons on governor Hensell. And also… Y-Fronts.
Time Ram: City of Hoff
HTWSM 31: "I want the exec board quotes to be mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa"
And now, at the end of the month, it has been, as I take my celebration of inanity and ram it squarely into Paul McGann's City of Death! Yes, it's sweeps week on Doctor Who, and that means location filming in Paris, cameos from Niles and Frasier, and massively obsolete celebrity gossip about getting Roddenberried upstairs. Join our hosts (with special guests Kate Orman and Jonathan Blum) as they discuss dangerously dumb Silk Stalkings, the homoeroticism of Paul McGann, David Duchoveny, and Ncuti Gatwa, and how Scaroth's disappearance in the '90s explains the state of the world today. Plus, an exciting adventure with cats and possibly venomous snakes!
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Time Ram goes for a gold meddle performance, as we muddle the Twelfth Doctor into the middle of The Time Meddler. Who will win when the Geordies take on the Vikings? Do cows really wear space helmets? Find out – but be warned, you might end up feeling completely knacked.

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Time Ram: The Budgie Smugglers (Remastered)
HTWSM 11: "Are you prepared for the potentiality of rats?"
The potentiality of rats is a difficult matter, it is far more than a passing fad, for rats carry fleas, and fleas carry germs, and that can be very bad. Bad enough to wipe out the whole human race, with a little assistance from the likes of Dáv, Gáv, Máv, and not Tarquin. Tarquin's dead. It's up to the Doctor, Rose, Mickey, and Richard Mace to stop the Terileptils' dastardly scheme in this Time Ram into The Visitation; listen as our hosts discuss alien bongs and robot vibrators, question the usefulness of cages for fleas, and yearn for the destruction of the sonic screwdriver. The Budgie Smugglers! Featuring a possible cameo by Samuel Pepys.
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Time Ram goes north of the border as we evaluate missing classic ‘The Highlanders’ in it’s new position in the Tom Baker era. At least we can see it now! And what a gem it is, with Lulu in a beard, 6 foot 3 inch washerwomen, and Peckinpah-levels of blood on screen. Plus we learn: who do you call a peasant?
Time Ram gets Progressive on the Planet of the Ood, with the Second Doctor, Jamie and Victoria grooving out to the heady vibes of Moat of Foam, Derek Meadings’ Dark Purpose and Dasko, Phillipa & Petalface. Where did all this foam come from? And why is Nora Batty so unhappy about having to clean it all up? Find out… if you dare!