List of dumbest injury causes, as ranked Ratchet.
Cracked chassis plating. Reason for injury, Bumblebee hid under Optimus's desk to spook him and subsequently got kicked in the chassis.
Concussion. Mirage was trying to sneak back in after 'curfew' while invisible and got a door shut on his head. Sidenote, he's still in trouble.
Strained wrist struts. Prowl tried to flip a table with too much shit on it and hurt himself.
Dented pedes. Sunstreaker was on the other end of the table (see above) and a lamp landed on his pedes.
Scratched plating. Jazz forgot why Earth Vehicles have headlights and tried driving without them in the dark. Injury was mostly cosmetic.
Stuck joints. Bulkhead and Bumblebee heard Coca Cola gets rust off metal, so they used it like soap. They apparently forgot that Coca Cola is also very sticky.
Stuck joints pt.2. Ultra Magnus fell off a human ship in the ocean and had to walk underwater back to shore. Human species 'barnicales' stuck to his left arm and impaired elbow joint movement.
Fractured balance module. Sideswipe and Bluestreak decided to race. Sideswipe 'knew a shortcut' the shortcut took him off a bridge and he fractured his balance module.
Stomach ache. There was a race between Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Arcee, Bumblebee, and Smokescreen to see who could eat the most energon treats in five Earth minutes. Bluestreak recorded it. Everyone except Bluestreak wound up feeling sick.
Cracked finger plating. Bulkhead went to a drive in theatre to see IT, despite Optimus telling him not to. He was then so jumpy the next day he swung at Bumblebee when he snuck up behind him, missed, and punched the wall.
