psych episode taking place at a dog show contest involving a dead trainer and a missing dog who funnily enough is also named Lassie but because they already have a Lassie they need a way to discern the two so conversations don’t get confusing so they name the dog “the better Lassie” which ends up making Carlton jealous and every other conversation he has is of him proving his worth against a dog
He doesn’t even like being called Lassie it’s just that if he is it’s important they all know who the better Lassie is. Spoiler alert: it’s not the dog
#and somehow the dog always has a feat in the same or similar area as Lassiter that makes them equals#like Lassie could be like: yeah well I’d like to see him kill as many squirrels as me#and it turns out the dog won first place in some squirrel hunting competition#pysch#carlton lassiter#7-inches-of-satanic-panic#it’s a good thing this isn’t a real episode otherwise they would’ve given Shawn a line where he says good boy lassie as a joke#and it would’ve hit the fandom like crack did the 80s#psych episode where...
