roman who has remus' grindr bc remus will ignore a text for days but he always checks the grindr messages. like ro hasn't blocked him on there because it's the only guaranteed way to get in contact when remus is distracted doing stupid shit. re hears that ding and automatically is reading the dm.
it's not even awkward for roman, he'll be like "hold on let me text remus and see if XYZ" and open grindr in front of god and everybody. someone's like don't the pics bother you and roman is like "I've lived with remus my whole life, I've seen his dick plenty" because remus just has never had any modesty whatsoever. he probably doesn't even take clothes with him into the bathroom to shower he just walks out naked and using the last clean towel to dry his hair, and roman is more annoyed about the towel then the full frontal nudity.
someone is like "well if you're always using it to text him why hasn't remus blocked you??" and roman says "oh remus doesn't block people on grindr, he says he isn't the type of person to close himself to possibility."
which roman took to mean remus is absolutely dtf insane bitches (true) and lives by a "block me yourself coward" philosophy (also true) but then whoever he's talking to asks the obvious question about remus "not closing himself off to potential possibilities" and roman not being blocked on the hookup site
and roman gets this look on his face like this set of clues has never put itself together into that potential outcome before and he lifts up his phone and slowly and carefully starts typing a message, gets a reply ding IMMEDIATELY, and says a quiet "huh"
whoever he's talking to irl is like what the fuck does huh mean!! what did you ask. what did he say. why are you looking thoughtful and continuing to type, did I open some weird pandora's box and start something???
anyway after that sometimes roman will get a message and react with a sort of blushing high pitched giggle and literally no one on earth wants to dig into their message history.
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The last month of the last year of high school has finally come and Remus can not wait to get the fuck out of here.
He may just skip out early at lunch and never come back.
Sighing he closes his locker, he knows he won’t do that, he would never leave Rosie alone in this shit hole with all the ass-face fuckers out there trying to get in her pants all the time.
He thunks back on his locker to wait for his sister -who is late- and mutters to himself, “I know she’s hot but she’s better than all of these bitches.”
“Ooh who’s hot?” the school gossip of which Remus doesn’t care to remember the name of says.
“Rosie” he simply answers.
“Eww you think your sister is hot?” the gossips friend sneers.
He slowly looks at her with a blank face, “uh yeah anyone with eyes can see that she’s smokin’ okay?”
“Gross, Remus that’s incest.”
He rolls his eyes, “don’t take it like that it’s not an incestuous thing, when your mom says you’re beautiful does that mean she want’s to fuck you? besides-” he windmills his wrist around “-I’m way super gay.”
The gossip hums, “he’s got a point” she hurriedly looks around then leans in conspiratorially to Remus, “I heard a little secret.”
Remus raises an eyebrow at her, this should be entertaining.
“I heard that the guy who always gets the leading roles in all the plays is going to ask Rosie out.”
With no answer to that Remus flings himself off his locker to beeline right to his sisters and stops dead in his tracks as he watches that fuck boy lean next to his twin with that false smile of his.
He makes eye contact with the douche as said douche leans closer to Rosie and bristles.
He knows his sister, she’s a hopeless romantic always looking for the perfect one for her, but she’s not stupid.
Well not anymore, she grew out of her boy crazy phase and is more critical about who she sets her eyes on now.
Did she have a crush on this guy before? yeah sure but that was like ninth grade shit before this guy got his playboy reputation.
Remus wants so much to pull her from this guys presence, instead he just stands there and watches.
He trusts her, he may not trust Fuck Lead McGee but he won’t interfere unless she absolutely needs him to.
Rosie smiles politely saying something that cracks the smug smile from from the guy- Remus smiles at that, yeah that’s right fucker get out of here.
Whatever Rosie said didn’t seem to sink in to this guys thick skull cause he leans ever closer to her, she stiffens leaning a little away from him and her hair swishes as she shakes her head, he laughs a little bitterly as he grabs her wrist.
Okay time to intervene Remus decides.
“Hey Dick Fingers” he shouts jauntily getting basically everyone's attention, some people keep their eyes on him and some don’t when they realize it’s Remus who yelled while he skips his way towards them.
Remus glances at Rosie as she turns to his shout, she visibly relaxes when she sees him coming.
“Take your cocky hand off of my sister before I take it from you” despite the words sounding harsh his tone is as light and jovial as always.
“Don’t you see we’re having a conversation? have you no manners?” the guy doesn’t move away as he ignores Remus’ joyous declaration of mutilation.
Remus smiles with as many teeth as he possibly can, wobbles to a sudden hitched stop inches from them and cocks his head to the side with an audible crack.
“Don’t you see that she’s not interested in being near you” it’s not a question, he can not care less for this buffoons answer.
It’s Remus’ turn to lean closer, he slides his hand into his pocket, swishes his butterfly knife out and lands it on top of the other guys wrist, “take it away before I do” he whispers unblinking through his manic smile.
“Ugh, you’re insane” Lead Bitch Boy scoffs throwing Rosie’s hand away from himself, “she’s not worth it if it means dealing with you too.”
“She’s worth more than anything!” Remus sneers.
The other laughs, “I see now- gross, deranged Remus wants his sister all to himself” he steps away from them, “that’s disgusting” he looks to Rosie, “I guess you guys are perfect for each other then-” Rosie winces as he spits “-you’re both freaks,”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” Remus hisses with genuine confusion.
He doesn’t answer Remus, he only laughs again and starts to walk away, “have fun fucking your sister, you clearly want to.”
“It’s not an incestuous thing!” Remus yells at his retreating back then mutters, “why does everyone keep thinking that?”
Rosie takes the hand that Remus is holding the knife in, “hey Rems?”
He looks to her shining golden brown eyes, “thanks” she smiles.
He flicks his butterfly knife back together to pocket it once more, “yeah of course.”
They start to walk to the doors to the parking lot, Remus lightly elbows her, “why didn’t you take your dagger out on him?”
Her laugh chimes through him, “I don’t bring it to school like some ruffian I know.”
“Pfft, you should, it would solve problems like him.”
“Maybe” she hums, “but one of us has to seem dignified in public.”
“Says the one who wants to have a katana attached to her side permanently.”
“Excuse you” she huffs, “katanas are a very dignified choice of weapon.”
Remus snickers putting his arm on her shoulders and squishing them together in a side hug walk thing, “whaddya want for lunch?”
“To not come back” she says.
He smiles over at her, “say sike or it’s happening.”
She shrugs, “there’s barley a month left here, none of it is going to matter.”
He rattles her excitedly as they walk out of the doors making her laugh again, “fuck yes!”
________
Summer comes and goes quickly.
Remus tried to pack in as much one on one time as he could with his twin before it ended, it was full of fun, happiness and general shenaniganary.
Their annual family camping birthday trip was much bigger than ever to celebrate their graduation and Rosie’s acceptance to her dream preforming arts college.
The first week she’s gone Remus doesn’t quite know what to do with himself, this is the first time they’ve been apart from each other for a long period of time.
It’s… lonely.
Remus is happy for her even though he can’t see her often, he’d never get in the way of her dreams.
Besides, Remus is good at distracting himself if nothing else, he has so many things he wants to work on and to do, the time will pass even if he feels like he’s missing a part of himself.
And it’s not like they don’t talk, they video call each other all the time, she’s attends most of his live streams and comments on all his videos, chastising him for getting hurt on his excursions and laughing at his more silly slip ups.
He ignores some of his followers comments about them flirting, until one live stream where he’s bantering with her and in influx of ‘stop flirting’ comes through the chat.
“First of all” he starts, “that’s my twin sister.”
The chat goes crazy with ‘that’s hot’ and, ‘oh eww’ and, ‘you guys seem a little too close’.
“Second of all” Remus interjects, “I’m gay as fuck, so sorry to all you twincesters out there, it’s not an incestuous thing.”
The days sure do pass and in almost no time at all the school year is over and Rosie is back home for a while.
However, he wasn’t aware that she’d come home sooner than expected and halts suddenly in his tracks at her bedroom door, a door that is wide open with the lights on when it’s been closed for months.
She’s sitting at her desk, headphones on and... huh, interesting.
He sneaks up to her to pluck the headphones off her head, “I like the butch-y haircut.”
She swivels around with a squawk then smiles when she sees him, “Remus!”
“Why are you here?”
Her smile turns to a pout, “are you not happy to see me?”
Propping a hand on his hip he looks down at her, “I was supposed to pick you up in like two days.”
“Dad picked me up this morning” she waves her hands about with a sing song of, “surpriiiise!”
“I’m glad you’re back” he ruffles her fluffy, now short hair, “when did this happen?”
“Th-this morning” she suddenly gets bashful as she fixes her now messed up freshly cut hair.
“It suits you” he says.
“Thanks.”
Remus jolts, shit his plans for her arrival need to change a little now, “anyway-” he boops her nose, “-I’ll see you later.”
Rosie stops him as he goes to leave, “Remus wait!”
Turning back to look at her he notices she’s suddenly very nervous, “whassup?”
“I have… I have to tell you something” she then proceeds to stutter out words that are even incomprehensible to Remus.
He snickers with a motion toward her hair, “are you trying to tell me you’re a lesbian?”
That stops her babbling, “uh no” she laughs a little, “I- I’m not a girl” his twin rushes out not making eye contact with him.
Another jolt runs through Remus and now it’s his turn to stutter as something in his mind starts to connect and disconnect things, “oh! I uh okay, sure! sooooo brother?” he asks and his twin nods.
“Cool cool cool cool” why are you panicking man? he thinks at himself.
This should be fine right?
Why doesn’t he feel fine?
“Obviously I support you!” he rushes out before his rambling can hurt his brothers feelings, and gestures to the door to excuse himself, “I just have to uhh jer- no I gotta jor- jaa- mmmmaaa… I’m going to go jerk off.”
“What?” he hears his twin confusedly state as he rushes down the hall to his own room and locking the door behind him.
He paces his room, “what the fuck was that?”
“Okay let’s walk through this Remus” he gestures his hands around wildly as he talks to himself, “freaking out over your twin coming out to you as trans is not cool man, why’d that happen?”
He throws his hands up in frustration,“of course I support him and I’ll fuck up anyone who doesn’t, so what’s wrong with me?”
Stopping his pacing at his desk placing his palms down on it to peer up at the photo collage on the wall above it.
It’s all pictures of them and their friends, he looks through all of the photographs that hold his brother and a calmness comes over him.
The one and only person in the world who understands him fully, where the others presence calms the storms swirling within, where a smile is the only thing Remus needs to feel peace, the shining gold of his twins eyes makes him melt.
The chiming laugh that never fails to put a smile on his own face, the witty back and forth that he knows he wouldn’t be able to live without, the soft late night serious talks at the park or leaning against each other in their tree house.
How he can always count on the other to get into trouble with him and also get him out of trouble with that insatiable charm.
So what the fuck is his deal?
“Ffffffuck” he hisses, “maybe it is an incestuous thing.”
The more he thinks about it the more he realizes that, it’s not that big of a revelation, his very existence would be nothing without Rosie…
Rosie?
He swishes around, flinging open his door to saunter back to his brothers room- his brother who is still turned towards the door now with a look of contemplation puzzling his face.
“Sooooo” Remus begins.
His twin looks up at him, “that was fast.”
It takes Remus a minute to get what that means, “oh yeah, I wasn’t jackin it.”
His other half snickers, “I know.”
“Do you now?”
“You’re not exactly quiet.”
“That… tracks.”
A moment of silence lingers between them before Remus can’t handle it anymore.
“Odd question coming from your twin, but with the circumstances an all probably not! what’s your name?”
His brother lights up at the question, “I’ve given it a lot of thought!”
“I bet you have” Remus smiles.
“I didn’t want to change it too much, and well-” he fiddles a bit with the ring on his pinkie finger, “I want us to still kinda match.”
Remus shimmies his shoulders, “ooooh, matchy matchy!”
There’s another beat before his twin puffs up his chest, “Roman” he says proudly.
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So I think someone mentioned, it was months ago, something about a Remrom background and I thought that was a fun idea, got an idea in my head about how they could be posed and finished it like 80% of the way. Well I was giving away that old laptop so I obviously saved all my art to an external drive to finish it later...
And then I lost the hard drive.
Yah I was not excited about the idea of starting over from scratch so I kinda abandoned the idea and between getting a second job and becoming way too obsessed with my ocs I figured I wasn't going to revisit it.
However then I heard the I heard that a new sanders sides was in the works and I got really excited, made me wanna draw my favs again and "Hey, maybe I try my hand at that background again." Needless to say I am so glad I did. I wish I had screenshots of the original wip because this one looks so much better. So cheers to art improvement, and a massive prayer that we get creativitwins interaction in the new sides, I miss them, lowkey miss yall too.
thinking about roman driving remus around and putting his hand on remus's thigh and just rubbing his thumb there. almost subconsciously. just a soothing presence. and obviously remus is sososo gay about this bc who wouldnt be???? its ROMAN???? literally the handsomest most darlingest prince charming ever??? and remus is just like. "i am so. so lucky to not only have this man as a brother, but also as a boyfriend" and then he makes a sex joke about it bc hes remus. and roman laughs and smiles and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" -remus, probably
Creation myth where Remus and Roman were married and created the world together? And then they have a messy breakup and each of them go to Janus to get their memories wiped of each other? And then they fall back in love? (Or some sort of cycle, maybe? Fall in love, break up, memory wipe, repeat?)
(I'm imagining making an entire mythos surrounding this now)
