#rero

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roman who has remus' grindr bc remus will ignore a text for days but he always checks the grindr messages. like ro hasn't blocked him on there because it's the only guaranteed way to get in contact when remus is distracted doing stupid shit. re hears that ding and automatically is reading the dm.

it's not even awkward for roman, he'll be like "hold on let me text remus and see if XYZ" and open grindr in front of god and everybody. someone's like don't the pics bother you and roman is like "I've lived with remus my whole life, I've seen his dick plenty" because remus just has never had any modesty whatsoever. he probably doesn't even take clothes with him into the bathroom to shower he just walks out naked and using the last clean towel to dry his hair, and roman is more annoyed about the towel then the full frontal nudity.

someone is like "well if you're always using it to text him why hasn't remus blocked you??" and roman says "oh remus doesn't block people on grindr, he says he isn't the type of person to close himself to possibility."

which roman took to mean remus is absolutely dtf insane bitches (true) and lives by a "block me yourself coward" philosophy (also true) but then whoever he's talking to asks the obvious question about remus "not closing himself off to potential possibilities" and roman not being blocked on the hookup site

and roman gets this look on his face like this set of clues has never put itself together into that potential outcome before and he lifts up his phone and slowly and carefully starts typing a message, gets a reply ding IMMEDIATELY, and says a quiet "huh"

whoever he's talking to irl is like what the fuck does huh mean!! what did you ask. what did he say. why are you looking thoughtful and continuing to type, did I open some weird pandora's box and start something???

Beard variation under the cut:

But he has to cause he needs to take the throne one day, so his parents try to compromise with him by telling him he can choose whichever way he'd like to choose a partner.

Roman agrees but only if someone can go through his absolutely insane quests and tests.

Almost everyone who is told about it backs out because 'it's not worth it' and those who try don't get far for the same reason.

Until one mystery guy steps up, doesn't back out when he's told about the challenges and doesn't give up through each and every one.

Roman finds himself actually liking this guy as the days pass and maybe just maybe he can get over his impossible crush.

Jokes on him though huh.

Creation myth where Remus and Roman were married and created the world together? And then they have a messy breakup and each of them go to Janus to get their memories wiped of each other? And then they fall back in love? (Or some sort of cycle, maybe? Fall in love, break up, memory wipe, repeat?)