Callous and Capricious

this fic is so good i hope i write it

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

okay im gonna be honest im tired and overwhelmed with work (which proves the point of the post i guess) but my employment is archaeologist and i thought this said Ur as in the ancient southern mesopotamian city like op was urging us all to rp ancient sumerians on the internet in the middle of night

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

There were no survivors.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.