Callous and Capricious

this fic is so good i hope i write it

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c

an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.

HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out

Fuck are you looking at? scroll down before you piss me off

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

okay im gonna be honest im tired and overwhelmed with work (which proves the point of the post i guess) but my employment is archaeologist and i thought this said Ur as in the ancient southern mesopotamian city like op was urging us all to rp ancient sumerians on the internet in the middle of night