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everyone else is wrong if there is a muppet odyssey adaptation GROVER should be odysseus

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people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.
And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.
If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.
"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.
But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.
But serving others
is actually more needed
than controlling them.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
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I decided to continue my "Dragon Drinks" series and saw a perfect excuse to draw Toothless :D Who remembers "Gift of the Nightfury"?
They’re out of the kiln and I made a couple cups too 👀 🐙

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I can’t stop drawing mantises I fear
Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys
Forest dragon
Little green dragon
indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

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i wish I had that image saved that was like "transmascs when you open the sour gummy bag" and it's just a bunch of guys looking at the camera.
THANK YOU!!!!!!
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update

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"Cave Johnson here. Human beings only use 10% of our brain. And personally, I think that's way too much. Thinking burns calories and food ain't cheap. I bet we can get it down to 7%. Maybe even 5. Way more efficient."
"Cave Johnson here with a few updates. Turns out humans use 100% of our brains. Which is probably why our Aperture Science Unthinking Cap didn't increase employee efficiency one bit. On the bright side, we discovered a new method to create zombies. That's the third one this month. Good job, team."
i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.