May 12, 2025
I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER THE FUCKING SOUND HE MAKES IN THIS SCENE LMAOOO
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I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER THE FUCKING SOUND HE MAKES IN THIS SCENE LMAOOO
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I cannot find the video anymore, but there used to be an Advent Children parody video with a song adapted from Knights of the Round Table song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since it's too fucking funny to let disappear from fandom memory entirely, here's how it went:
We're Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo We're fresh and new We have silver hair and bikes with flair and leather jackets, too Pretty weapons rock our socks I keep my mother in a box
if they ever miraculously got their hands on it (best case scenario, Sephiroth let them); which of the remnants would be best at using Masamune?
I think Kadaj is the most obvious candidate. But I shudder to think what he'd be capable of with such a weapon. I fully expect Midgar to lie in tatters within a matter of hours lmao
But I also think Yazoo and Loz would squabble over having a turn with the mommy-stick too. Mostly because it's a cool sword that can literally change shape and teleport in and out of reality. Who wouldn't want to play with that?
This also, predictably, results in Midgar lying in even MORE tatters within a matter of hours 😂
avocadoe I need you to know that literally anytime I see a post mentioning the remnants I'm like
*checks likes/replies* hmmm,,, it looks like avocadoe hasn't seen this one yet.... should I @ them? nah, they're gonna see it in like 5 mins anyways.....
and I'm always right LMFAOAO
5 minutes tOO LONG. you should tag me anyway I am never sated when it comes to Remnants content. I'll be busting in like
mother I crave s u s t e n a n c e
🐆🐯🐈✨ They're either out to go watch a movie or up for mischief. Maybe both. Timelapse under the cut.
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Sephiroth's remnants are probably stinky. They've never bathed before and probably never slept anywhere remotely clean.
Cloud adopts them and makes them all take a hot bath.
Loz: This water is really warm! Are you trying to cook us?
Cloud: No????
Loz: Okay. *hops in*
They use up all his shampoo and conditioner because they don't know how to use it. Probably use Tifa's supplies too. It's just a chaotic scene of bubbles, water splashing, and lots of different smells co mingling.
Cut to them bundled up in Cloud's entire supply of towels enjoying the feeling of being freshly clean for the first time.
They love Cloud now.
Pichu’s list of FF7 oopsies
Misconceptions I believed years prior
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• Thinking Angeal was Zack’s dad
• Thinking Aeris and Aerith were different people
• Thinking Yazoo was Yahoo
• Thinking Geostigma was just FF7’s version of the flu (it’s really not, mate)
• Thinking Dumbapples were Dumpapples
• Thinking Cloud was ShinRa’s kid (I blame fandom)
• Thinking Sephiroth was a woman
• Thinking Tseng was pronounced “Shung”
• Thinking Barret was a cyborg
• Thinking Nanaki was the name of Red’s grandfather
• Thinking Sephiroth got his wing via Hojo procedure
• Thinking Vincent was a vampire (I blame fandom)
• Thinking Seph was in the ShinRa manor not because he was researching info about his mother but bc he KNEW about his mother beforehand, didn’t give two shits, and was researching about Jenova bc it was the purpose of their Nibelheim mission
• Thinking that Aerith’s Cetra blood gave her elf ears (I thought her ribbons were her ears—I, I dunno man)
• Thinking there was an in-universe FF7 search engine called Moogle
New Chapter of Dads of SOLDIER
I got excited and couldn't wait. I know it's only been like half an hour since I teased this.
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Kadaj:
Yazoo:
Loz:
Sephiroth: