#gassy

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This might just beat my Valentine's Day comp for "Worst Case of Gas I've Ever Had"...

It turns out that if you stuff your lactose intolerant tummy with junk food, a whole tub of ice cream, a LOT of inulin gummies, then add yogurt with oats and beany chili with lots of melted cheese to the mix...you get a very persistant and unsubtle case of gas...

Follow my very gassy day as I wake up around 3-4 am after farting myself awake and laying down trying to rip as much as I can before I have to go into work...and then continuing to rip massive farts as I get ready in the bathroom (keep an eye out for another cheek flapper ;) )

Once I get home after holding in about 20,000 pounds of gas pressure I lay back in bed to try to soothe my poor bloated and rumbly tummy, but eventually I decide to just get out of bed and go about my day. The farts were literally NONSTOP...once I sat down at my computer it became a bit of a hassle to keep getting up to record so I just filled my computer chair with warm, fetid dairy gas for the rest of the day...

It was so bad my housemate even asked "What is giving you so much gas?" after I came out of the bathroom...they have no idea that I'm making this kind of content hehe...

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