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I cannot find the video anymore, but there used to be an Advent Children parody video with a song adapted from Knights of the Round Table song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Since it's too fucking funny to let disappear from fandom memory entirely, here's how it went:
We're Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo
We're fresh and new
We have silver hair and bikes with flair and leather jackets, too
Pretty weapons rock our socks
I keep my mother in a box
Just a found family on their way to a gentler life (hopefully)
So there's this really good fanfic by @eaymtb of Cloud being sent back in time together with child remnants that's got me SO hooked, I've been wanting to draw something for it for ages so here's some art of the boys on their way to Wutai
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me and my buddy amber (@hraeesvelgr) have been working on a ff7 magical girl au because we're both insane and we love magical girls. um. i can drop lore later. if you guys want.
Warnings: Language tbh 💀 also these are personal headcannons and opinions.
Gifs aren’t mine.
Also, I’m going to start taking writing request. I’ll probably post my rules and list of characters and fandoms I plan on writing for after this, but if your interested in anything/everything ff7, send me a request lol
Yazoo:
Yazoo is definitely the part of Sephiroth who can cook.
Mostly for the fact that he appreciates his silence, and having the kitchen to himself.
In truth, he’d prefer not to cook and rather get his food from somewhere else.
When he does cook however, his meals are surprisingly good.
He by far isn't some Gordan Ramsay or master chef of the ff7 universe, but he can follow directions of cook book and actually have the dish come out tasting like what it's supposed to taste like.
The only thing he does suck at, is baking so if his brothers, (or you or your OC) have a mean sweet tooth, the most he can do is pick up the pastries you like from a good bakery.
Kadaj:
"Do I look like a chef to you?" -Kadaj after he made canned soup for his dinner night in the microwave.
It's because of this, he got removed from the calendar and it got split up between Loz and Yazoo (or you got his days depending on your cooking abilities)
He has to constantly be reminded to eat due to the fact he's constantly distracted by whatever task he's tasked himself with, and when he does it's something simple that doesn't involve a mess on his end he doesn't want to clean.
Kadaj is greedy, (not surprising considering he again is the part of Sephiroth who craves control due to it being something Sephiroth was robbed of in his life) and any cooked leftovers that get put in a container, he will devour and not think twice.
Oh? There was like seventeen tacos leftover from dinner last night that you were looking forward to eating for lunch? Well, there gone now.
Because of this, it's the one thing that will cause Loz and Yazoo to put their differences aside, and team up and kick his ass about.
He doesn't really have a sweet tooth, and due to his lack of effort for preparing meals, he could care less about dessert.
However, you might want to hide any pastries you get because despite his lack of having a sweet tooth, if he's hungry, he'll finish it all.
Loz:
Like Yazoo, funnily enough he can "cook"however his meals are fairly basic.
Definitely doesn't follow instructions.
If he wants something like pizza, he'll buy a frozen one and put it in the oven and call it a day, or go to a fast food place to pick up dinner for the most part.
Like Kadaj, he’s greedy as well, but more so in the sense that when he cooks, he mainly prepares his food for himself.
“I made/bought it, so I can get more if I want to!” -Loz after Yazoo tried to package the leftovers and put them away.
Gets upset if no one asks him if they can have any of the leftovers no matter how much there is. You could literally just get a spoon and if he notices it’s been touched, he immediately is going around asking who touched it.
Bonus:
Cloud:
Can cook, however flat out refuses if it’s possible that someone else can.
He can’t cook well, but he can make spaghetti, or cook a burger or something.
He’s one of those people who will eat something he likes, and if he’s put in a situation where he absolutely has to cook, he’ll try to remake it following a recipe he found about it, but is ultimately disappointed because it doesn’t quite taste like when he first had it.
Even though other people who eat his food thinks it’s amazing. 💀
For the most part, he eats out whether that be going to the bar and Tifa making him something to eat, or finding a restaurant.
Of course he doesn’t eat at the restaurant unless he’s with friends, but fast food sometimes makes him sick.
He could care less about others eating any leftovers of his creation, but if he has something leftover from either Tifa, or something he bought, he’s going to be pissed.
