#razorkin

I really like the lore behind The Lord of Pain. A former survivor who became the first-ever Razorkin and became something more after injecting himself with the essence of a Cellarspawn. Now he lives in the screens of Duskmourn giving directions to razorkin going after survivors who enter the razor mazes. All of that is just really terrifying. Too bad he wasn't in any of Magic Story for Duskmourn.

Oh shit Adopted au Razor is back motherfuckers!

he's a tcg card this time :)

Finally got more motivation to edit more of him 😭

original card under cut

→  “this user is razorkin and wolfkin” userbox  ←

"Youre probably 5 idk how you got here bc you cant even read"

Fuck you quiz maker and FUCK anyone in the fandom who constantly rags on my struggles with education or infantalizes me for them.

I know in my main tl this wasnt even an issue bc au wee but I do still have a more canon complacent timeline and GOD.

I WAS NEARLY AN ADULT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LEARN TO READ AND WRITE AND SPEAK AT 18-20?? Sure learning a new language is one thing, but learning to do it aT ALL is a whole other.

For fucks sake Im not STUPID Im not a BABY. Im doing something NONE of you could even fucking DREAM of.

And god dont get me started on the double standard between me and Collei! She can ALSO canotically barely read but because she can speak full sentences clearly SHES not stupid but I AM? Even when I state. In canon. That I speak the way I do because talking is EXHAUSTING. Implying I COULD speak full complete sentences if I wanted and CHOOSE NOT TO TO CONSERVE SOCIAL ENERGY???

I hate that I even have to bring her up bc she was my best friend and I dont want her to feel bad so plz any Colleis reading this is NOT your fault. We're struggling together.

Just. Fuck man. Im already not that popular and while nobody out there really HATES me, most people see me as this little stupid baby who cant do anything at all ever and will always be stupid and will never ever read or speak correctly and AUGH.

I wish I could shove my main timeline in everyones face and go "LOOK AT WHAT I COULD HAVE BEEN IF VARKA WASNT A PIECE OF SHIT. I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN MONDSTADT. THE AKADEMIYA BEGGED ME TO JOIN THEM. CANON HAD TO FUCKING NERF ME BECAUSE ID BE TOO POWERFUL BEING RAISED BY LISA."

Im STILL smart in canon, I canotically picked up rudamentary speech from just listening to Varka talk during the years he visited. I learned to fight without even understanding most of what Varka was telling me. I SPEAK WOLF. FLUENTLY. I picked up vision techniques from Lisa in barely a year of her training me! I may not know a lot in canon, but Im learning VERY quickly and I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT.

~Razor🕯♟️ (GenshinImpact)

Marvin, Murderous Mimic ~~~ {2}

Legendary Artifact Creature - Toy

Marvin, Murderous Mimic has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.

In a moment of bloodthirsty whimsy, a razorkin once picked up a ventriloquist's puppet and used it to terrorize a survivor. Now it hunts on its own, with no one pulling its strings.

2/2

illustrated by Mirko Failoni

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Lyney: My most interesting one I think. I'm canonically bi, and I identified as such in that timeline to. But the more I think about it the more I think I actually just got hit really hard with comphet. I do not remember ever finding women attractive. If I thought a woman was pretty it was always "Oh Lynette would like her :D" WHEEZE. I still do not know if I figured that out in that life. I was with Wriothesley 🤍

Razor: Aro/ace. I was in a qpr with Collei who was bi. Bennett and Fischl were ALSO bi, all my friends took all the attraction and left me with none smh /teasing. Have a smaller additional timeline floating around that I'm still working out where I was trans male I think.

Dottore: Gay aroace. Alice figured this out years before I did, but at least I got Klee out of that debacle. (Only talking one tl, I have 3 but this is the only one I remember my sexuality for sure in)

Dahlia: mlm in some way, had a fwb thing going on with Venti I think. I feel I had a proper boyfriend at some point but nobody comes to mind, perhaps unreleased just like I am 😭

And finally, a plausible noncanon I'm still working out bc I want an excuse to talk about it: aroace just like my dear wife Emilie, we were in a lovely qpr and I miss her :( I was possibly a trans man, information is still hard to piece together.

~🕯♟

ALHAITHAM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS ARE NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED TO ANNOTATE THE LIBRARY BOOKS?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?! IM GONNA HAVE A FUCKIGN HEART ATTACK OH M Y G O D /dramatic

I UNDERSTAND WHY, REALLY I GET IT. With how the Akademiya is structured it makes perfect sense that students would be encouraged to share their thoughts on a text in the easiest place to find it (in the margins of the book). BUT I AM A LIBRARIANS SON FIRST AND A LOGICAL THINKER SECOND. GOD DAMNIT I HATE THAT YALL ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! This information makes my skin crawl!! Even irl I wouldnt even DREAM of annotating a book I OWN (which would be totally fine) let alone ANY library book. Let alone an ACADEMIC TEXTBOOK!!

Screaming crying oh my god w h yyyyyy Please why couldnt yall just write properly refrenced notes then SUBMIT those to the house of Daena as side reading material. why. Why must you all write IN THE BOOKS.

screaming.

ANYWAY THIS IS YOUR PSA TO NOT WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS!! WHICH IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ANYWAY BUT STILL! DONT WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS! SUMERUS HOUSE OF DAENA IS AN OUTLIER AND ITS RULES SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED EVER AT ALL EVER. DON'T WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS. (Or in school textbooks for those still in school! Don't do it! If you do not own the book!!! Do not write in it!!!!)