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this plays 24/7 at the Wilburger Ranvan except it's played off of Ranboo's heavily damaged cheap iphone/portable jukebox thing that he refuses to get replaced because he's so used to it + memories (??) so it sounds terrible.

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New head canon,
this plays 24/7 at the Wilburger Ranvan except it's played off of Ranboo's heavily damaged cheap iphone/portable jukebox thing that he refuses to get replaced because he's so used to it + memories (??) so it sounds terrible.

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Bonding Over Burgers AU
In this AU, Ranboo comes from a rich family (SBI - Wilbur) and is a bit of a spoil brat. So they force him to go get a job.
Ranboo grumbles a bit but starts looking where he meets Wilbur who is starting up a burger van and who is needing someone to help.
Ranboo figures this is his best shot at getting hired so asks for the job. Wilbur agrees and now Ranboo has a job.
Ranboo learns somethings about Wilbur, Wilbur learns somethings about Ranboo and they become friends.
Don't know how this ends. Mostly just Ranboo and Wilbur bonding and having fun. I like their dynamic
Magic Van AU
So in this au, the Ranvan and the two who run it (Wilbur and Ranboo) are magical. They just appear out of nowhere and disappear when no one is looking. No one has seen the van move. People are sure it can't even drive but somehow it appears in different places.
Wilbur and Ranboo help people out while serving up some burgers.
No real plot just the Ranvan appear near people who are in need of help then disappearing when they are done.
The existence of a gas station in Las Nevadas obviously implies there are cars in this universe but Technically, the dsmp only has one functioning car and that is the Ranvan, a van that absolutely definitely cannot go into Las Nevadas. Outstanding work everyone.

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Borger
Healthy Competition Transcript: 7/25/21
It's the entire thing so I hope this helps!
W: Hey.. Phil
P: Oh.. Hey
W: Hey, hey Phil howās it going? How's It going man?
P: Oh, it's going, it's going alright.
W:I just thought I'd visit, Phil. I just thought you knew I would come and visit you. I havenāt seen you in awhile.
W: Phil I must confess I have come to you with a bit of a proposition. You into propositions Phil? Are you a proposition kind of guy?
P: Oh it depends depends, oh you, youāve had some pretty lets just say not a great track record of propositions youāve had in the past
W: I mean Iām trying to move past that. Listen Phil, I met Quackity after you kindly lent me your house, I went and met him, I met up with him, and I hadn't seen him in ages and it was nice, it felt good. He didn't seem afraid of me. Which is cool, not many people do. Phil, you donāt seem afraid of me?
P: No. No not at all
W: Good. Good because Iām not afraid of you. Uh.. Listen I met quackity and I hung out with him and I came to one conclusion about him and MY GOD the pricks resourceful aint he.
P: Yes.. heās very.. he's one of the richest on the server at the minute. He's one of the richest people
W: What happened? What? You, you are telling me Quackity, the guy who made SWAG party, would be the richest man, geez I wouldnāt have believed you for a second but here we are.
But look, Phil, I am a bit of a propagator of the idea that capitalism shouldnāt be unchecked. You know the free market, maybe isnāt ever really that free you know. I am a bit into my interjection, you know the government interjection but thereās isn't a government anymore phi its anarchy it's pretty much what ah I see his name I see his name. (Ran boo)
P: Ha, Ha you see it
W: As much as I disagree with your opinions on anarchy. It's pretty harmless. I canāt hate you for it. I canāt hate you for literally living in a peaceful little village in the snow, I mean the server, it's never been this peaceful since the countries and nations and cities⦠So Phil I came to you with one question. Do you think quackity should be allowed to be left unchecked?
P: Uh no.
W: Do you think he should be allowed to grow? Oh you answered already. I agree with you Phil, I also donāt think quackity should be allowed to be left unchecked.
But you know what the problem is, thereās no Interpol, thereās no government, thereās no police force.. Technoblade spent this entire time taking down the establishment and what he's left with as predicted a POWER VACUUM for a new establishment to come in and this establishment is ahh ahh pretty unethical Phil its gambling, you a fan of gambling
P: Oh gods
W: This servers like 50% children Phil..
P: oh gods that's terrible.. yeah no that's awful.
W: ahh haha donāt sound too..
P: Gambling ruins peoples lives dude.
W: TRUE TRUE! And you know what He's getting away with , Phil. I have a proposition for you, I am glad youāre on my side and glad you agree with this Phil. I want to make a burger van.
P: Ohā¦.
W I know when you heard of the burger van, you walked away. I get it. It's a bit of deja vu, but the difference is the burger van isnt gonna sell drugs. We are against toxic money making schemes now. We GENUINELY, genuinely selling burgers, I want to make burgers, I want to make every stake so it has a name. And. And uh (Wilbur re reads the book āProject Nevadasā Quackity left for him)
P: It definitely sounds better than the drug van,
W: yeah yeah yeah that's what Iām going to do Phil, but you see you need to understand I need someone to help me, because Iām not doing this for any reason outside of āI have an aspiration.. a goal in life to be a culinary expertā I want to be chef now Phil. Iām done now with being a President, being a government, being an authority, I want to be a burger man. I wanna sell burgers. That's my calling. That's been my calling all along. There's no ulterior motive behind this plan. Iāve got the real-estate, Iāve got the know-how and Iāve got the chutzpah (it's a yiddish word for guts basically woooo). Phil are you in?
P:I mean, ahh. You know I donāt know much about making burgers and burger vans, but I want to know who does?
W: Who?
P: Ranboo. He could help out.
W: what the fuck does he know about burgers?
P: he's literally the richest most knowledgeable person on the server besides me -
W: Phil you called - that's literally the second person you called the richest on the server. How does being rich climate him know about burgers?
P: Well you said you needed bread, you said you needed resources.. he has everything you could need.
W: What do you mean?
P: And also, he kinda knows⦠Right i'll be honest i'll be honest will, he's a little bit lonely, um thereās not much going on out here we are in a wilderness, a snowy blizzard wilderness right? Nothing goes on, nothing really happens here.
W: ha haha, sorry sorry. I didnāt mean to laugh at him being lonely. That shouldnāt of tickled me.
P: He needs something to keep him busy, to keep him occupied. He's done everything on the server, he's literally done everything. Give him, give him something else to do. Have fun.
W: I donāt want to. I genuinely don't want to. He's weird Phil. he's the weird neighbor kid.
P: oh STOP no stop!
W: Look at him he's that weird neighbor kid who's got something going on, you know maybe in the basement or something thereās something going on right.
P: he's harmless he's harmless
W: he's harmless now, give him a burger van and he might spatula me. Phil looks at me. Can you imagine a spatula through my skull? Huh?
P: That's not gonna happen. Heās very nice. Go make friends. Alright
W: All I need is a fire aspect sword, a bunch of cows, an anvil and some levels and we can do this Phil.
P: And he (ranboo) can give you all of those.
W: Oh my gosh stop making me play with the neighbor kids.
P: Alright stop Iām putting my foot down. If you donāt go play with them right now, Iām kicking you out of the house.
W: What the fuck?! What do you mean? Kicking? You canāt just kick- ohhhhh
P: I can and will.
W: Phil Iām ahā¦
P: Be nice. Go say hi, he's great. He's a great guy
W: Look Phil I trust you, I'll trust you this much, and I'll trust you that he's fine and he can help me, BUT if he's shit, you gotta come help. You gotta be burger boy with me.
P: Iāll be around, I'll be around, he's fine, you'll be fine, you guys will get along so well.
W: Thanks Philā¦
P: You got this Wil, bye mate.
W: I donāt really want⦠What is this, why is he treating me like a kid? Like a little baby? Oh shit he's got cowsā¦. Ah aH oh god I wasnāt built for this (gets attacked by a spider which he then crits the spider) There we go.. My man got cows. This bread as well?? No,it's not that he can farm apparently. Wait, that is bread. Wait⦠was that fire aspect? Is this a set up? I guess I'll befriend him⦠Knock knock - oh
R: woah oh
W: Hi Ranboo
R: Woah hello
W: You remember me?
R: Yeah I remember you. How are you? Its been awhile
W: It's been a little while, I mean we only met once, I mean I was just coming through visiting me pa, in his little cottage in the snow, very cute in the snow isn't it?
R: Yeah it is very nice
W: I just happened to notice you have a lot of cows.
R: Yeah! yeah I have a nice little cow farm, it's been pretty good for food recently so its been kind of yeah.
W: Can you hit one of them with your sword again please?
R: You want me to kill one?
W: Yeah quickly
R: yeah okay
W: Ranboo, I have a proposition for you
R: Yeah whatās that?
W: I know we have not got off on the best of terms but I'd like to think bygones be bygones let's bury the hatchet, let's be..
R: Yeah
W: Ranboo Iām gonna go out on a limb here, do you want to be friends?
R: S- Sure. I donāt see why not. You seem alright.
W: Cool cool. Thank you, thank you, you seem alright too. Can I come inside?
R: Oh yeah sure sure
W: I have a proposition for you.
R: Do you like my live laugh love sign?
W: Why is life capitalized?
R: it's the most important one
W: Ha, living is the most important one, living Is above laughing and loving?
R: Yeah it's priority number one honestly I just look at it when I wanna know what to do.
W: ha, okay, look look my proposition to you, um (looking at the ranboo rug)
R: Yeah its um it's my nice little rug here
W: We, we will talk in the hallway, my promotion to you ranboo was, as I have a dream of being a culinary chef.
R: Oh really! Thats nice
W: Iāve been doing a lot of things on this server. You know? President, terrorist, dead.
R: yeah that's one of them
W: I feel like the next progression is chef. Every, you know the sayingā¦.
R: okayā¦
W: All musicians wanna be comedians, and all dead terrorist presidents wanna be chefs. So I decided I wanna be a chef.
R: Okay! Okay.
W: I want to be a chef for no other reason than I like cooking okay?
R: Cool!
W: All I need though, is I donāt have much to my name. I have a lot of stones, I have some TnT, I have some stone tools, and a rabbit's foot.
R: Oh okay.
W: But I donāt have the cows, I donāt have the fire aspect sword, and I thought if you wanted to we could um you could we could be business partners. Iāve got the real-estate. Iāve got a great location. Itās gonna be bustling, with people eventually, thereās gonna be people coming and going, hungry too! Theyāre gonna be coming and going, in and out and in and out and weāll be here
R: Yeahā¦
W: And get the money! We will get the money Ranboo.
R: I mean yeah sure Iāve been needing something to do, Iām down for that. That would be cool.
W: Cool, cool come with me. I gotta show you the real-estate.
R: Iām actually really glad
W: I see this as the blooming of a brilliant business relationship or a business partnership. Have you heard of Las Nevadas?
R: ohhh⦠yeah, yeah I remember I had an old, old cookie stand there awhile back that we just decided to abandon because it was just.. it was more just trouble.
W: A cookie stand?
R: It was more trouble than it was honestly worth.
W: Wait, you tried? You had a cookie stand?
R: I mean yeahā¦.
W: Outside of Las Nevadas? So you did the cooking?
R: Yeah it was a little, yeah
W: Outside of Las Nevadas?
R: Yeah but then, but then, he the guy Quackity, he got all up in arms about it and everything because we decided to expand a little bit and then we just decided it was, it was too much troubles so then we kinda just, we kinda just left it so
W: So he didn't like it? He didn't like your selling of a cookie stand?
R: Yeah he didn't like it all too much. I donāt, I donāt know what it was but like it was just eh it was just more dumb conflict but eh ti was whwatever.
W: Well that's fine, that's fine because weāre Ranboo weāre not gonna annoy quackity⦠we canāt annoy him because we are simply put, gonna be making, I got the real-estate and he gave me the area and we are going to be making a competing business.
R: okayā¦
W: Because competition makes business flourish, the consumer.. Do you like the consumer? Youāre a bit- a big fan of the consumer ranboo?
R: Yeah yeah, I consume things from time to time
W: Look Ranboo the consumer, the consumer is the one who does well when there is um conflict and competition right?
R: Yeah that makes sense
W: So what I want to do is make competition right? So I want to make competition so when Las Nevadas fully opens up and you can go gambling and stuff I want to make it so that people have options so people don't just have to eat at las Nevadas grills and such. So if they want they can come to our grill,
R: Yeah that's good
W: and the difference is that is that we will make our grill better than theirs and we will make lots of money and then quackity will be able to you know maybe have to make a deal with us and to maybe be our friend and and
R: But we are gonna do this respectfully right? We are gonna do something smaller and everything right?
W: Yeah I have the land and we can make it small and honestly thereās no reason for us to go further out then we need to because you know we got the location. So have you ever been in Las Nevadas or gambling Ranboo?
R: Well no, no one has actually been there when Iāve been there.
W: Itās very fun, gambling is very fun.
R: Ah
W: Gambling is what I would argue like the only reason to go to this Las Nevadas place, I mean thereās nothing else to do there
R: Okayā¦
W: Its like its ll that happens you know
R: Yeah just gambling
W: There's a strip club there Ranboo
R: OH yeah! For logs
W: You- you into strippers?
R: Um I mean all it just does is make the wood look different so it doesnāt really do much
W: It does make the wood look different. Youāre right, youāre right Ranboo. Would you say you like Quackity? Sorry Iām really bombing you with questions right now - eh I just wanna, I want to pick your brain. I wanna know how Ranboo works.
R: Hmm no its okay its okay. Iām completely okay with it, yeah. Um I think that I, hes, I mean the thing is I just haven't seen him in so like long you know the last interaction with him I had was before the stuff that happened with everything else it's just kind of been I don't know, we were part of the same cabinet with New Lmanburg or whatever it was.
W: Cabnietā¦
R: Yeah Canbiet it was likeā¦
W: A canbiet? Was this with Tubbo�
R: Yeah yeah he had like me, Fundy, I was the minutes man and I wrote stuff down well they never checked my notes so I donāt know how useful my job was honestly. I don't know if they actually needed me but I was there.
W: Yeah yeah I know that. I know that feeling.
R: Yeah
W: So you were part of the old Lmaburg government? I didnāt know that actually.
R: Yeah, yeah
W: I thought you were a bit of an independent. I thought you were you know⦠so you would say you are friends with Quackity?
R: I mean yeah.. I mean Iām not really TOO much against him, but I mean yeah
W: Do you dislike anyone Ranboo?
R: Not.. too much I dont think. I mean there are other people I don't agree with of course but I think everyones just a product of what they have gone through and everything so if you understand that then you understand that, then you understand the person.
W: But donāt you think thereās sometimes allying yourself with everyone you know, it can actually make your life more complicated, more complex, more difficultā¦. moreā¦
R: Yeahā¦.. which is why Iāve kinda just went to live with Techno and Phil kind of away from everything. And try not to involve myself in that much. But then I just have a terrible radar of what is involving myself and what isn't so.
W: Right..
R: It's difficult sometimes.
W: It sounds like you set yourself up for a bit of a stressful, stressful life⦠So you donāt dislike anyone?
R: Yeahā¦
W: What about Dream?
R: Ummm yeah Well that's that. With Dream it's kind of like, all Iāve, all Iāve heard about Dream, all Iāve seen about Dream is just been the really bad things that he's done and everything so I would say I- I yeah I donāt really like Dream, but I mean he's also not really someone that it matters whether or not I like him because he's away in that prison for a very long time, so I mean, yeah.
W: With no trail.
R: Well I mean.. he⦠its
W: This is our competition Ranboo!
R: Oh!
W: Here's the competition
R: Okay. No ones really been here I dont thinkā¦
W: Can you even buy anything?
R: I donāt think they have half, half doors⦠they have
W: Smokers, Furnaces, they don't, it's just nothing
R: Huh.
W: It doesn't benefit the consumer Ranboo does it? Imagine you come here gambling.. First off the fucking door is shut
R: Mhm
W: Wait thereās a holeā¦
R: ohh⦠uh? that's interesting. I haven't been here in awhile, I just haven't been outside in awhile honestly.
W: Are we allowed⦠in?
R: I dont⦠I dont know.
W: It looks like crap Ranboo. Don't bother, it looks awful.
R: Oh, oh okay. Okay.
W: The point is this does not benefit the consumer right? This building does not benefit the consumer, it's just made to look pretty and make the consumer feel like.. lee do a test. I can promise you me ol, or should I say new pal, that this sign, I guarantee will not go. That will be here forever and that will never leave. (Signs that say āclosed foreverā āQuackity burger place is crapā āGo behind this building to better burgers'')
R: It's.. I don't know if abandoned is the right word, I don't know what you call it.
W: There we go, I guarantee these signs will stay there because they donāt care about the customer. They only care about looking cool and ooh ooh we got a restaurant, no they dont.
R: Yeah no one is really keeping it up.
W: Let me show you the real-estate. This is the best part, so come with me. Bah bum ba bum bum bum bum ba Oh ranboo, do you see the cock ranboo?
R: Oh that's what that is? I thought it was a clock actually
W: See that cock?
R: Yeah I see it.
W: That's our border. Well, technically, this wood is our border. This area.
R: Okay.
W: This area is ours. Iāve been trying to think of a name for it.
R: Hmm
W: Iām thinking about Paradise.
R: Paradiceā¦
W: Howād you think about Paradise Ranboo?
R: Well I mean it could be good word play with the whole gambling thing.. pair of dice.
W: That is good.. you, you really are a smart cookie, a smart kind of guy.
R: Thank you!
W: Well, this is where Iāve been sort of working. So this is sort of where Tommy and I have been working. Tommy sadly couldnāt be here to help me, and um let me show you where I think we should make the burger van.
R: okay
W: Well I think it should be, it's to be close to the border so that people can access it and then get straight back to gambling. The customer, the customer, is happy, the customer gets their burgers and then goes straight back to gambling. How about we build it here, right here.
R: Right here? Okay that works. So what do you have in mind, you seem to have a vision.
W: 1950s⦠burger, retro. Red and white stripes.
R: Red and White okay, I have Blue?
W:Blueā¦
R: I have blue.
W: Iām not a big fan of Blue.
R: oh okay well I donāt really know where to get a lot of red.
W: Flowers⦠I can get you red. Ranboo you seem to be proficient, you can start building the van Iāll be back.
R: Alright..
W: Also, also give me your fire aspect, Iāll get the beef and then we can begin and we can get the bread.
R: okay uh here
W: Ran-orad, Ranaord? Ranord.
R: I name all my things with different puns. It's just Ran and sword
W: That's good, that's a good one, new friend, I like it. This isn't drawing any parallels to your cookie shop right? This is a completely different feeling?
R: yeah no the cookie shop Iām pretty sure, I don't even know if it was a cookie shop to begin with⦠because it was a little fortified if i'm entirely honestā¦
W: Fortified?
R: yeah did you not see like oh! That giant stone structure as you came in here and walked around
W: oH wait, that's a cookie shop?
R: Yeah
W: I thought it was like a, I thought it was like a palisade
R: no I mean tubbo told me it was for cookies but Iām thinking about it now..
W: oh tubbo.. tubbo.
R: I donāt think it was
W: See I like tubbo man, he's strong headed and he doesn't let people push him around.
R: Yeah yeah
W: Did you learn a lot? Did you learn a lot from him?
R: Maybe yeah, I also just, if people aren't willing to change their views or anything I find it unnecessary to mindlessly argue so.
W: So Ranboo you say this yet you show up in all the conflict. Iām not Iām not coming at you like judging you, I'm not one to talk about conflict.
R: Mhm mhm
W: But when I think of Ranboo I don't think of what a calm guy whoās neutral and stays out of everything, I don't think of Switzerland when I think of you ranboo, I think I think you're a bit more dynamic than that, why do you claim that youāre so peaceful and neutral and yet you appear in almost every conflict the server has had since I died.
R: I mean ah, that's because Iām bad at avoiding the thing that I don't like, which is, I donāt know it's it's weird. It's a weird situation that it's mostly my fault but Iāve been doing alright with it recently. I haven't been doing too much to anger people I don't think but I think it's just because I really want to help sometimes and sometimes I let my desire to help people get in the way of what I have previously said or previously claimed about myself.
W: Ranboo? Why did you come to help me?
R: Well because I think, well I need one I kind of need something to do and this is pretty fun, I like building little things and everything although they may not look too good and also I just think you can I think you are an alright person you know? So I kind of wanted to get off on a better foot from what happened before.
W: Why?
R: Just because I don't really like having the thought that people don't really like me.
W: No no not the bit about the right foot, why donāt you think Iām a bad person?
R: Well I mean I think you did bad things but you also went through things that made you that way and then I also think that youāre changed now. I mean if you ask me to talk to the older Wilbur before you died, for a little bit then yeah I would think youāre kind of not a good person.
But I think now youāve apparently been away long enough, that I think if anyone goes away long enough for that long of a time that eventually theyāll have a thought of their morality, and everything and become a better person because of it. So, I'm hopeful. Iām hopeful. I like having a good amount of optimism.
W: Cool.. ah cool that's nice, thank you.
R: Yeah!
W: Uh, I think I needed to hear that, Iāve um, can I be real with you? Sorry Ranboo, you really got me. Fucking hell can I be real with you man?
R: Yeah sure.
W: I think I scare people.
R: I mean, yeah I do the same thing
W: No no, I mean I don't think I, I think a lot of people share your idea in trying to try⦠to keep me from hurting you know? They have seen what I can do and they donāt want me to do it again, so they adopt your emotion in order to do it.
Do you know I demolished his house and brutally ignored him? He fought for my country! And I ignored him. I didn't look at him. I didn't give him so much a medal, I didn't give him so much a rank, I gave him the lowest rank in the cabinet, and do you know what it took? Do you know what it took for him to forgive me? A āsorryā And Iāve, Iāve spoken to Tommy about Jack Manifold, and Jack Manifold is NOT the sort of person to forgive with a sorry.
Can you imagine if Dream said sorry to Jack Manifold? What has Dream done to Jack Manifold huh? Barely anything. I imagine if Dream said sorry to Jack Manifold, Jack Manifold would ignore him. Do you wanna know why? Itās because Dream is in prison, and Iām not. Dream! He's had his comeuppance and Iāve not! My comeuppance was apparently not good enough for these people, they are just waiting for the next thing, the next slip up and Ranboo Iām not gonna fucking slip up Ranboo. Iām different.
Iām not Dream, god I wish I was. Sometimes I wish I was. I wish I had that comeuppance. But Ranboo Iām not Dream and Iām not gonna be Dream and that's ahhh. I am living in eternal limbo again. Iāve been through limbo. I'm out of limbo and socially Iām still in limbo and man hearing you say those words that you said to me, do you remember what you said?
R: Yeah⦠I do?
W: You said āI think people can changeā that's number one
R: Mhm
W: And number two youāre āscared if people donāt like youā
R: Yeah
W: Iāve been investing, Iāve been investing into the wrong areas Ranboo. Iāve been investing in the wrong people. Were kindred man, we get each other
R: Yeah, Yeah Iād say so.
W: We have SO much difference, but you know what the one thing we got incommon? Our strongest point? And you mustn't take offense to this, okay?
R:Okay..?
W: Neuroticism. Me and you are just as neurotic as each other. Just as nervous but the thing is itās not our downfall you know? Anxiety isn't necessarily an evil trait to have. Anxiety is what kept our ancestors alive Ranboo.
R: Yeah
W: You? Me? Your Parents, whoever they may be, my parents, do you know how theyāre alive? Because they were anxious. They didn't let another thing kill them, they didn't let another thing take them down. Our ancestors, the cavemen in the woods or the cave enderman, were anxious when they heard the lion roar; they were anxious when the wolf howled. And you know what they did? They went inside and they hid and that's what they did and that's why we are here today. Ranboo me and you are neurotic, and that's why we are alive..right now talking to each other and doing this.
R: Okayā¦ā¦ I really, I really do hope that's um a good thing.
W: Sorry, ha, that's uh that might have come across- Iām really sorry I meant um, Iāll go get you some more red.
R: No no I understand what you mean I think, we both are kind of thinkers I think well yeah, we tend to think about a lot of things. Think about a lot of situations and how people are affected by said situations. How we can make things better and although we may think in different ways the fact we both, I think we both think at the same level just in different ways sometimes.
W: I think you might be a bit braver than me and showing your true colors. I feel like, I feel like with you Ranboo I never have to guess your next move. I never have to guess your hand, you know?
R: Yeah
W: I feel like, I feel like life dealt us the same cards and the difference is you, you build your trust by showing people your cards whilst, I keep them close to my chest and I feel like that may be the difference. But Iām gonna stop psychoanalysing you so
R: heh
W: And let's⦠let's, Ranboo howād you feel about thievery?
R: Oh uh ooh, what types? What do you-
W: Iām going to steal Las Nevadas cows to cook our burgers.
R: Oh oh okay?
W: And Iām not going to re-breed them. I am going to simply kill them.
R: Alright I mean, so you are? Are you gonna steal all of them? Or just
W: Nahh just enough so it's annoying ya know?
R: Okay um
W: Unless, how about this if this makes you feel a bit less uncomfortable about it how about if I steal all the cows unless they have a sign on them that says āthese cows are property of las Nevadasā then Iāll leave them alone so unless they have an expressed sign that says ādo not steal pleaseā Iāll leave them alone. But if not⦠it seems like a good idea
R: Okay yeah
W: Youāre really good a building vans
R: Oh thank you
W: Iām pretty good at building vans too.
R: Okay.
W: Okay Iāve got the steak.
R: Oh, nice
W: Pretty good, is that enough red for you?
R: I just need something to put the red on
W: Oh cool yeah, I can go find you some wool.
R: There could be some chests around. You know I found a full netherite block in one the other day?
W: Wait what?
R: There was just another netherite block in one of the chests, it was very interesting.
W: Iāve just restocked for us.
R: Ohh, nice Iāll put some of our building materials here. Oh wow, wait did you get, did you get all of them?
W: Yeah heh, pretty good yeah?
R: Oh geez.
ā¦.. [Talk about Minecraft mechanics]
W: So this is your cookie factory, your cookie shop, your giant fortress
R: Yeah you realize a lot now that itās a giant fortress. Sometimes, sometimes I donāt realize things until theyāre an afterthought.
W: How is Tubbo?
R: He's um, alright. I think he's doing pretty well.
W: What is he up to right now?
R: He's um he's just building around Snowchester you know? Not really doing-
W: Snowchester?
R: Oh you- don't know about snowchester? Itās basically just like this little- it used to have some people but then everyone just kind of went off on their own ways. Itās just like this little arctic area, a village he created.
W: A town?
R: Yeah basically!
W: So, Las Nevadas, Snowchester, - I thought Techno and Phil told me they were successful? Well just Phil I haven't spoken to Techno since, since, it happened.
R: Mhm Well it
W: Phil told me they were successful and there's no more nations and that thereās anarchy here.
R: Well it's not a nation it's literally just- it's literally just him.
W: What about this Kinoko Kingdom I keep reading about?
R: I have no idea. All they put down there was just signs and I havent heard anything about that honestly.
W: So thereās, thereās a lot going on Ranboo. What part do you play? Go on, You can't be THAT neutral, if youāre not a part of Kinoko Kingdom, then you must be a part of something.
R: I mean I guess you could say Iām a part of.. Snowchester a little bit? I think Iām mainly just um with Phil and Techno Iām pretty sure. Itās mainly, it's mainly just them and everything. Because that's pretty much where Iāve been living for awhile and all so.
W: And now the Paradise Burger Van.
R: And now the Burger Van I guess yeah.
W: Good, good! Iām coming back. Do you need more red or?
R: No, we got enough.
W: Then the final step is to name the burger and name the beef!
R: Name, name the beef?
W: Oh so another thing I wanted to do is to legitimize our burgers so it's not just stake right is to make a uh name for all our stakes so when they've had it you know our stake shop that they know this is our stake shop, and only the high grade beef. So we are all gonna name the burgers with an anvil and I wanted, I wanted to give them like versions and wanted to use an alt code so that no one could copy it. So it's like āhey youāve got a volume one steak, burger steakā so people would come and it's sort of an NFT value to it. A bit of a you know, once youāve had volume one of burgers then that's gone forever like versions, is this making sense? Are you following?
R: Yeah this is making sense, Iām following I think
W: Cool cool
R: Yeah
W: What do you think of calling the burger shop?
R: Hmm
W: Iām thinking of either Paradise or Wilburger?
R: Well Wilburger is funny
W: Wilburger is funny but it doesn't take into account the work you put in.
R: Hmm maybe paradise burgers might be good
W: What about Wilbooger?
R: Will- Wait a minute but then that means we have booger in it, and then they will make fun of it.
W: Yeah yeah, paradise burger has a meaning behind it. So like, you know paradise next to Las Nevadas. Have a think
R: Paradiseā¦
W: Weeeeeeeeeeee, ding dong we got everything we need. Right, let me go to an anvil and think of a name. This has been good, this has been chill.
R: This has been nice
W: I feel like we are good business partners. Iām excited to show Tommy. What's your opinion on Tommy?
R: Oh he's great. Tommys awesome.
W: Agreed
R: Yeah. Definitely gone through a lot but I definitely think that has made him a good person.
W: Mmm yeah well you seem to think everyone going through something at least gives them some merit you said
R: Well I mean yeah. I mean if- if no one, the only really bad people are the ones who are just evil because, just because then they don't really have any reason why you know? Those are in my opinion the bad people.
W: Right
R: I donāt really think thereās that many bad people like that so yeah.
W: Let me find an alt code, I want to find a cool alt code for the Wilburger, let's go for a sunbeam
R: ooooh
W: This is sexy, what I've done. Here we go here we go The beef! The bread doesn't have to be named
R: yeah
W: Itās gonna be good. Here we go, here we go. Look at this!
R: Oooohhh thats cool
W: No ones copying that
R: Yeah especially the thing in the eye as well.
W: It's a watermark no one, no one can copy it now so we can sell those with one slice of bread on either side and that's our thing. That's our shtick.
R: Yeah I think thats good thats good
W: I think we are getting to the point Ranboo where we are almost done I mean I do have a question to ask you though
R: Yeah of course ask away.
W: Just gonna put the bread back. This is gonna be a make or break
R: Okay.
W: Come with me
R: Yeah
W: This really could be, could be a make or break. And what about the Wilburger Ran Van?
R: Oh thats good thats good
W: Cool cool, then weāll have your name on as the co creator I wonāt be ceo, I will be vice chairman of the wilburger ran-van corporation
R: Cool, awesome.
W: So hereās our completion ranboo you remember the signs?
R: Yeah? They are still there.
W: Yeah it's good innit? Ranboo I want you to smash the windows.
R: Smash the windows? Like how? How do you want me to do it?
W: Take this (gave ranboo a cobblestone block) hold it in your hand
R: Okay
W: Now break the window.
R: okay
W: More
R: Do more? Okay
W: A lot more
R: keep going? Oh uh oh
[Wilbur places down TNT in a corner of the competition restaurant]
R: Are you sure about that one?
W: Come here
R: Oh? Okay
W: You trust me alright?
R: Yeah?
W: Detonate that, its only in the corner to prove we are not fucking around
R: I mean it's just in the corner right and then it will, it will drop all the blocks
W: Yep
R: And then we can put it somewhere
W: We can put it in a chest next to it.
R: Okay.. ohh Careful! [Wilbur stood really close to the TNT so he took damage]
W: Itās alright
R: That was a little bit more than I thought
W: Picking up those blocks
R: Yep, I think we can just put them in the chests here I think.
W: Okay Iāll fill this in, you passed the test, good job man. You can go back to the van, Iāll be back there soon. Ranboo
R: Yeah?
W: Iām proud of you man. You, youāve taken a side, youāve proven you can choose a side and Iām proud of you.
R: Thank- Thank, thank you. I haven't-
W: Youāve got something to work for.
R: Yeah, yeah
W: Iāll see you around. Iām gonna head off after I fix this but you get to work on the Ranvan. See you soon.
R: Yeah Iāll get to work, see you soon, buh bye
W: see you soon man.
[Wilbur breaks one of the signs placed down from earlier then goes to the explosion site and writes a sign with the NFT symbol saying Wilbur + Ranboo Did this together and places a chest to put the exploded materials in a chest along with two diamonds]
W: ahh, I love that guy.
Gurudwara Shri Gobindgarh Sahib Ranvan (Fatehgarh Sahib)



