#randomly generated

Shockwave: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Starscream: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

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Trey: Cater, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Cater: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?

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Sebek: Ladies, gentlemen and Ortho, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Epel: A llama? Sebek: No. Epel: A baby llama? Sebek: No! Epel: A baby llama with a little hat on? Sebek: NO!

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Yuu, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be? Ortho: Well, that's you. Yuu: Me?! Is that what I look like? Ortho: You don't know? Yuu: Busy day.

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General Lilia: *holds a gun out to Grim* Grim: I-I don't believe in guns. General Lilia: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Deuce: Oooh, a train! Cater: We’re in a train station, Deuce.

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Grim: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Azul: What the fuck? Deuce : He's having an idea.

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*Ortho is substitute teaching* Student: What did you say? Ortho: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

Of all the mashup hybrid critters I’ve done so far, this girlie is the most Creature! I definitely played a bit fast and loose with the rules on this one 😁

Base: glow worm

Head: raccoon dog

Ears: serval

Eyes: tiger

Nose: wolverine

Legs: coyote

Feet: toucan

Tail: whale shark

Coat: ocelot