#rainbow robot

Penny x Ilia is Chapter 3!!

Name Randomizer: Penny

Penny, sitting up straight: Well...this is...interesting.

Ruby, blushing: Oh Penny, you know you don’t have to.

Penny: Would that not be unfair?

Ruby: Aren’t you nervous, or embarrassed?

Penny: Nervous? *rubs her elbow* A little. Embarrassed...? A little.

Nora: Didn’t you say that you...didn’t have...any parts?

Penny, nodding: I am an android.

Nora: So why would you be embarrassed?

Penny: Well you see, I am programmed with a basic artificial social function, which produces baseline emotions. Everything I have ever experienced in my life has caused alterations to that baseline, much like how major events can affect an organic individual’s emotions. Over the course of playing this game with you all, through my ability to empathize, I know performing a dare of this nature is embarrassing to the subject in question. That embarrassmet is associated with the exposure of private or sensitive parts of the body. Therefore, because of my empathy, and my acquired emotional data from playing this game, I would associate being naked before you all as being embarrassing.

Ruby, smiling pleasantly at her: I could listen to you talk about techno stuff all day.

Ciel, lying her head on Ruby’s shoulder: Isn’t she dreamy?

Ruby: Oh yeah.

Nora: So wait....but you don’t have any “private or sensitive parts” of your body.

Penny: Sure I do.

Nora: ...confused.

Penny, shyly: I am embarrassed by the thought of you all seeing my joints. They are...*swivels her shoulder* not very realistic.

Pyrrha: So you associate that embarrassment of exposure with....what makes you different from us?

Penny, nodding: Yes, that is exactly right.

Everyone: AWWW!

Penny: What did I do that was cute?

Ruby, grinning: Penny, you’re a beautiful girl. Do you know why?

Penny: I am not certain why, no.

Ruby: It’s because of the things that make you different from everyone else. That’s what makes you beautiful.

Penny, a smile growing on her face: Ruby, that is so incredibly sweet. And logically sound to a very satisfying degree!

Ruby: Well there you go! You can’t question the logic behind your beauty!

Penny: It would be foolish to doubt such sound logic.

Ruby: So go for it, Penny! Spread your wings!

Penny: Oh, my wings are a separate attachment. They are in my dormitory, actually.

Ruby: Not what I meant, but still go for it!

Penny, smiling: I will. *stands up, a determined look on her face* I am beautiful because I am different!

Yang: I’m about to start crying, the fuck?

Blake: What is this inspirational bullshit?

Penny: This experience will surely create positive alterations to my baseline emotional code. Well, I suppose there is no point in wasting time. *begins to tug her dress of*

Ruby, blushing, whispering to Ciel: You know, despite not having parts, she still has....

Ciel, nodding: Robo-booty.

Ruby: Okay good, I wasn’t the only one thinking that.

Penny, now in her underwear, her top and trunks covering her shoulder, abdominal, and hip joints: Alright. *takes a deep breath* Just a bit more. *pulls her top off, revealing her shoulder joints*

Ilia, spots turning pink: Gods, why am I blushing so much? It’s not like she’s revealing anything...

Blake: I mean, a girl is undressing in front of you.

Ilia: I know, I just...she... *hides her face in her hands* Oh gods I’m gay for the robot girl.

Blake: Aren’t we all?

Nora, pointing toward Penny’s chest: What’s that there?

Penny: This is my chest compartment. It contains all of my vital hardware, like *points* Here is my central processing unit, my core memory drive, and my social mainframe which contains all of my primary social programming and controls all of my other functions as well.

Pyrrha: Wait, point at that last one again.

Penny, pointing to the left side of her chest: My mainframe? It stores information about myself, my experiences, my important social relationships and functions, and basically all that makes me Penny.

Pyrrha: Omg that’s your heart.

Penny, shrugging and giggling: That’s one way of thinking about it.

Ilia, falling over: Why is she so cute???

Ruby: You are incredible, Penny.

Penny, smiling at her: Thank you, Ruby. *looks down* One last thing to go. *pulls off her trunks* There, I did it! And...it’s honestly not as embarrassing as I thought it would feel.

Ruby: Well you’re just really confident, Penny! *tries to hide her blushes* And you’re just really beautiful.

Penny: You’re so sweet. ❤️

Ilia, staring: Oh gods I am gay for the robot girl.

Name Randomizer: Ilia

Ilia: What was the last dare?

Blake: Kiss Penny.

Ilia: Kiss...Penny?

Penny: Eep!

Ilia: And I have to narrate as I go?

Yang: Like a sportscaster, like “She’s closing in on the goal, she’s so close, takes the shot, and she scores!!!”

Blake: There’s a joke here, I just know it, like...sports....first base, second base...

Ilia, turning red: We are not playing baseball!!!

Penny, pushing some hair behind her ear and chuckling: I wasn’t expecting to kiss multiple people today.

Ilia, sighing: Narrating this is going to make it less special, I think.

Penny, blushing: You don’t think it’ll be special?

Ilia, turning blue: No, Penny, I didn’t mean it like that...Of course it’ll be special.

Penny, smiling: Aww.

Ruby: Well, Ilia? Gonna kiss her?

Ilia, nodding: I’m gonna kiss her.

Penny: Eep!

Ilia: Amitola is closing in on the goal... *steps closer to Penny, staring at her* She’s....about to take the shot.... *blinks as Penny puckers her lips* And.... *she trails off and kisses Penny*

Everyone else: Awww.

Blake, chuckling: Amitola makes it to first base.

Ilia, breaking away from the kiss, turning purple: Shut your fuck, Blake!

Blake: *giggles and shrugs*

Penny, sniffing: I wasn’t done kissing you...

#The100DayProject for MakersPlace. Day 27: RAINBOW ROBOT

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