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Aight! Best/most creative insults ever gotten and/or given during a stream go!
Ilia: Oh man oh gods. There's only one answer to this because it popped into my head immediately and haunts me to this day.
Blake: Okay, I have to hear this.
Ilia: Yeah so, I don't remember what I was playing but I just kind of offhandedly asked the chat to roast me. Most of what they were saying was smallball stuff but one comment, one comment floored me.
Weiss: What was it?
Ilia: "Ilia dresses like a gym bro but looks like she'd die if she tried to do five pushups in a row."
Blake: *snort laughs* Oh damn-
Weiss: Dresses like a...what?!
Ilia: To be fair I was wearing a sleeveless gray hoodie and shorts during this stream, so...yeah.
Weiss: Ohhh, yes, I know that outfit...they got you good.
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As voted on in this poll, here's a White Rose Ice Cream date!
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Weiss, looking on in utter horror: Ruby...What. Is that?
Ruby, turning to present her ice cream order to her: A quadruple scoop sundae with strawberry, strawberry, strawberry, and strawberry! Topped with strawberries! Oh, and a cherry.
Weiss: ...Well, at least there's a cherry.
Ruby: What are you going to get, Weiss?
Weiss, studying the showcase of ice cream flavors: Uhm...vanilla?
Ruby: And?
Weiss: I don't know, just vanilla.
Ruby: But what about toppings? And other flavors? *points at the toppings bar*
Weiss: Oh no, I couldn't possibly, too much sugar.
Ruby: Where's that "too much sugar" attitude when we go to the bakery?
Weiss: Hey-!
Ruby: Come on, Weiss! You can get whatever you want! Like gummy worms and almonds and chocolate chips and mango bubbles-
Weiss: That sounds horrendous- Wait, what are gummy worms?
Ruby: ...
Weiss: What?
Ruby: Oh you're serious...
Weiss: What??
Ruby, tapping her finger on the counter: Good ice cream master sir! She'll have a triple scoop sundae, all vanilla with gummy worms!
Weiss: W-Wait!
Ruby: What?
Weiss: I... *blushes* Could I get brownie crumbles, too?
Ruby: And brownie crumbles!
Shopkeep: Mhm! đ
Ruby, grinning at Weiss: There, I think you'll like it.
Weiss, watching skeptically as the worker puts multicolored worms on her ice cream: They aren't real worms, right?
Ruby, snickering: No, you silly rich girl. They're just in the shape of worms.
Weiss: But...why worms?
Ruby, opening her mouth before looking down, finger to her chin: Good question...
Shopkeep: *rings a bell and sets Weiss' order on the counter*
Ruby: Thank you! Keep the change! *hands the sundae to Weiss* Looks tasty, right?
Weiss, sitting down with Ruby: It...kind of does... *gingerly picks up a green and blue gummy worm*
Ruby: Try it!
Weiss: *nods and awkwardly bites off a bit of the worm* Hmm...
Ruby: Yeah?
Weiss: *eyes light up* It's...literally just sugary gelatin...
Ruby: Yeah!
Weiss: And it's so good...
Ruby: Yeah!!! *takes a bite of her own ice cream* Try it with the vanilla!
Weiss, scooping a spoonful of vanilla ice cream with a gummy worm on top: Oh... *blushes and swallows before continuing to speak* How is that so good?
Ruby: Behold the wonders of the worm of gummy.
Weiss: Thank you, Ruby. I should never have doubted you...
Ruby: I mean, I am always right aren't I~?
Weiss, fondly rolling her eyes: I wouldn't go that far.
Ruby: Hey, you got a little something... *gestures to her cheek* Right there.
Weiss, rubbing her face: I do?
Ruby: Yeah, it's right there.
Weiss: I don't feel anything.
Ruby: Here, I'll get it. *leans across the table and kisses Weiss' cheek* Hehe, there, got it~
Weiss, blushing: Oh...
Ruby: *proud smile*
Weiss: Heh...Blake taught you that one, didn't they?
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so what were the families reactions to y'all being together?
Yang: I think my dad was the least surprised a parent could possibly be.
Nora: Yeah, your dad was weirdly chill about you having so many partners.
Yang: I think it just runs in the family.
Jaune: When I told my parents, my mom just kind of sighed because she realized she had four more birthdays to account for with gifts. My dad was pretty proud, though.
Yang: âMy boy, mah boy, thatâs mah boy,â so much âmy boy,â it was cute! *laughs*
Pyrrha: My mom was really surprised when I told her.
Ren: Is it that surprising that you attracted us~?
Pyrrha, blushing: No, she justâŚsaid that she was glad I was branching out because I was so shy and introverted in high school.
Yang: Aww but youâre cute when youâre shy!
Pyrrha: *more blushing*
Yang: Yeah yeah like that!
Pyrrha: Okay but thatâs nothing, I really was just a huge nerd in school.
Jaune: Youâre a three-sport varsity athlete. You call that being a nerd?
Pyrrha: Those were pre-contacts days for me. You didnât see the goggles I had to wear during volleyball. I looked like an alien.
Nora: A cute alien, probably.
Yang: Yeah, you should bring the alien goggles back!
Pyrrha: How dare you conjure my dark pastâŚ
Jaune: Itâs true that you donât wear glasses enough. They suit you.
Pyrrha: But Iâll look like a nerd thoughâŚ
Jaune: Exactly!
Yang: Iâll wear glasses if you do.
Pyrrha: But you donât need glasses.
Yang: I can get them just for looks. I can totally rock the busty nerdy girl look. Just need to put my hair up more and get me a tiiight sweater vest.
Nora: Loving these ideasâŚ
Pyrrha: *sigh* I might consider it⌠But donât tease me!
Jaune: Who teased you in high school?
Pyrrha: Everyone! Theyâd make up nicknames like ânerdy girlâ and constantly look at me and smile at me ask me for piggy back rides because Iâm so tall.
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I happen to think Weiss is the cutest! She's like, totes adorbs! It's almost silly how cute she is. So I guess you'll have to either duke it out like highlander, or join up together in some sort of cuteness singularity, whatever that means?
Weiss: *was just sitting there drinking coffee and reading but is now blushing and looking over at Penny* Am I really that cute?
Penny: I certainly believe so!
Ruby: You heard the anon, make a cuteness singularity!
Weiss: What does that even mean?
Ruby: I dunno. Maybe try kissing?
Weiss: Kissing?? O///O
Penny: That would make us both even cuter, Weiss! Come here!
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