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Penny and Ruby want to go on a date but Ciel is being super strict about time so they decide to to distract her by having her run into a shirtless Jaune and then melting into a mess not able to handle her crush shirtless.

The Distraction

Ciel: Okay, if you want to leave for your date, you need to be awake by 7:00 hours. Dressed by 7:30 hours. Have breakfast by 7:00 hours. Meet up by the air pads by 8:30 hours. Leave on the Bullhead by 9:800 hours. You will arrive at the landing pad at 9:30 hours. You have from 10:00 hours to 12:00 hours to explore the mall. You then have 12:00 to 12:30 hours to have lunch. Then you have from 12:30 hours to 15:45 hours till the movie. The film should end by 17:00 hundred hours. You have from 17:30 to 18:00 hours to have dinner. You are then expected to be back here at Atlas Academy by 18:30 hrs. I will be joining you on your date to make sure you adhere to this schedule. Understood?

Ruby: Uhh... could you excuse us for one moment?

Ciel: You have five minutes.

Ruby: Okay….

Ruby: Look Penny, I know she's looking out for us, but I don't want our date to be running on a timetable.

Penny: While I understand where Ciel is coming from, I'm afraid it will get in the way of us enjoying our date.

Ruby: I don't want her third wheeling us on our date!

Penny: Me neither. But, Ciel is rather stubborn when it comes to sticking to her timetable.

Ruby: Crap... we gotta do something to keep her out of our way...

Penny: What can we do?

Ruby: Hmmm... Oh! I have an idea!

Penny: What is your idea?

Ruby: Just wait, and see~!

Ciel: Two minutes remaining...

Ruby: Oh come on?!

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Ciel: Ruby, Penny, it is 8:37 hours... Are you ready to depart on your date?

Ruby: Almost, I just gotta do one thing first!

Ciel: And, what is that?

Ruby: Oh Jaune~!

Ciel: J-Jaune?!

Ruby: You ready to hit the 'Beach?'

Ciel: B-Beach?

Jaune: Hell yeah! I'm ready to hit the beach! I never knew Atlas had an artificial indoor beach. But man, I'm ready to hit the beach, and rewind!

Jaune: Seriously... I need to relax. Work has been exhausting...

Jaune: Hmm? Oh, hi Ciel!

Ciel: H-H-H-Hi J-J-Jaune?!

Ciel: Oh fuck he's so hot!

Ruby: Hi Jaune, we're about to head out on our date.

Jaune: Oh, what are you two doing?

Penny: We're going to the mall to watch a movie!

Ruby: The latest Warmech movie!

Jaune: They made a new one? I had no idea...

Ruby: Hey! I know, hey Ciel, why don't you join Jaune at the beach!

Jaune: Yeah, that's a great idea! No one else wanted to come with me, it'll be fun!

Ciel: Holy fuck! He's ripped like a brick warehouse... I want to climb that brick wall...

Jaune: Ciel?

Ciel: Hmm what, yes?!

Jaune: You okay, you're spacing out there.

Ciel: I'm sorry... I was busy with... with keeping the time...?

Jaune: Okay...? Anyway, are you coming?

Ciel: C-Coming? Coming where?

Jaune: To the Schnee Beach!

Ruby: Isn't it called the 'Schneach?'

Jaune: I refuse to call it by that name.

Ruby: Okay...?

Ciel: Oh, I... I-I-I don't have a swimsuit, so...?

Jaune: Oh we can get you one there! Come on, it'll be fun!

Ciel: Oh, b-b-but I don't think I can...?!

Jaune: I think you'll look great in a bikini, so come on, let's have some fun!

Ciel: Y-You do...?

Jaune: Yeah, you're really pretty

Ciel: Y-Y-You think I'm pretty?!

Jaune: Yeah. You're beautiful.

Ciel: O-Oh... t-thank you...

Jaune: So... are you coming, or not?

Ciel: Well... sure! I'll go with you!

Jaune: Awesome! Let's go!

Ciel: B-Bye guys be back at... Ohh?!

Jaune: Come on Ciel, forget the timetable, and let's have some fun~!

Ciel: Eep! O-Okay!

Ruby: Bye Ciel~!

Penny: Have fun~!

Ruby: ...

Ruby: They're totally going to bang aren't they?

Penny: Well, we're going to, that's why I didn't want her getting in our way.

Ruby: ...

Ciel: *frown* I was certain i did all the necessary maintenance... *Picking up her scroll* Can you describe to me what's wrong?

Penny: I recently started to... *Think about the best word to use* ... daydream.

Ciel: *pause, confused* I'm... sorry; daydream?

Penny: *nod* Yes, it is the most apt description of the phenomena.

Ciel: *frown* That's odd... What were you daydreaming about?

Penny: ...

Ciel: ... Penny?

Penny: I... *look away, slightly ashamed* I don't believe i should describe the things i imagine...

Ciel: I imagined myself killing team CRDL graphically numerous times when i learned what they did to Jaune. See? Even i have graphic inner thought—

Penny: *Hide her face as best she could* I was daydreaming about you and Jaune... And me.

Ciel: ... Oh, you... *Cough in her hand, trying to hide her own embarrassment* You meant THAT kind of— i see... *Quickly type something on her scroll, blushing slightly as she whispers to herself* Can't believe he was right... Guess there's no better time. *Smiling* Penny i need to tell you something—

Penny: *being a nervous wreck* I-i know i shouldn't even BE able to feel attraction, that i don't have the biochemistry inside me that should allow these types of feelings... That i'm just a robot but—

Ciel: *smash her hand on her desk, livid* YOU'RE NOT "JUST" A ROBOT! DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!

Penny: *taken aback by Ciel's outburst* B-but that's what *sees ciel get up* i am...

Ciel: *angry* You cry, you lie, you laze, you bore, you smile, you laugh; a "robot" wouldn't do ANY of those things!

Penny: *nervous* But you were the one—

Ciel: *cutting her off* I know what i said Penny! And every day i see you, every day we talk and laugh together, every day we spend as a team, i regret those words! You're as human as i am, if not more!

Penny: Ciel—

Ciel: *get on the bed, her face almost touching Penny's* You are my friend Penny, my best friend!

Penny: *trying to avert her gaze* C-Ciel, y-y-you are too close—! *feeling Ciel's arms softly reaching her back, hugging her* I j-j-just told you that i—

Ciel: It's fine Penny, i don't mind! I love you too.

Penny: *overheating* N— *hic!* N— *hic* No— *hic!* DAMN IT! *Push Ciel back, shaking her head vehemently* We can't! You're already dating Jaune; that'd be cheating!

Jaune: *open the door, not noticing the situation* Just got the message, are you sure she's— *finally notice his girlfriend laying atop of a petrified Penny* ... Ciel, i know you're the direct approach kind of gal, but poor Penny is looking as if she's on the verge of dying.

Ciel: *goes to speak*

Penny: *panicking* ITSNOTWHATITLOOKSLIKEISWEARIWONTSTEALHERFROMYOUPLEASEFORGIVEMEEEEE—

Jaune: *chuckle* See what i mean?

Ciel: *still hugging Penny* I... *Letting her go* Might have gone too far, yes. When she called herself a robot, i just...

Jaune: *Sigh* Can't be helped, i know. *Take a seat on the bed, smiling gently* Penny, what Ciel probably tried to ask you without much tact was; would you like to become our girlfriend?

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Yang: ... Soooo, you got the sky and the sunshine that comes with it, huh?

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I bring back Ciel.

She is one of Ace-Ops members in my RWBY All Female AU.

Ruby: Hey? Why aren't you wearing your Ring?

Jaune: Pyrrha gets Jealous. Nothing attracts women more than a ring on a man's finger.

Ruby: Really?

Jaune: Yeah, Watch

Jaune: *Puts his wedding ring on*

Neon: *Coming up on his rightHey HAndsome fella~

Ciel: *Coming up on his left* It is good to see you again, Arc. It has been too long since I've seen a colleague-

Neo: *On the bar in front of him* Forgiven me yet~

Ruby: ... Huh.

Jaune: Sorry ladies, I'm taken

Neon: Aw ... It's always the cuties ...

Neo: Unfortunate ... But if you ever want me, I'll know~

Ciel: ...

Jaune: Ciel?

Ciel: Are you open to a third?

Jaune: I- uh, I would need to talk to Pyrrha?