I have a request! Can you give us headcanons for Catrina and Xibalba's kids in The Who You Going To Call AU please?
Sartana was not planned. Whoops.Â
She also was born before they got married, she was six months old when they finally tied the knot.
Thereâs a whole dramatic backstory regarding how she was concieved, actually >_>
Xibalba chose the name from a spagetti western. Catrina, surprisingly enough, liked it enough to go through with naming the baby that.
They tried to give her a middle name but it sounded like a telenovela name so they stuck with just Sartana Ăngel Equihua.
Xibalba wass the stay-at-home dad, sice he does what could be considered home-office. This meant he chose her outfits most of the time. He had a surprisingly good taste for toddler clothes.
When Sartana was in kindergarden, she kept saying things like âAghhh. Pain. Deathâ whenever minorly inconvenienced. Thanks to Catrina.
Catrina got baby fever from seeing her baby niece (Oriana) so she started dropping hints. Xibalba thought she was emotional about Sartana growing up. By the time it finally dawned on him what them hints actually meant, they werenât subtle anymore.
Macario (AU!MictlĂĄn) chose Rahuiâs name. it was both because he wanted to contribute and lowkey to shit on Xibalbaâs naming habilities.
When Rahui was born, Sartana went around telling people her parents had sex to make him. She was like four or something so people were, understandably, weirded out.Thanks, MarĂa.
Catrinaâs cellphone memory was full of pics of her babies and she kept showing them off at any given chance.
Carmen babysats the kids if Xibalba had to go out.
Manolo, MarĂa and JoaquĂn escaped babysitting duty most of the time, but sometimes they couldnât.
Manolo got super nervous about taking care of the kids, JoaquĂn and MarĂa were so much better at it (Even tho the one with the little cousin he had to take care of at some point was him???)Â
Rahui could be a handful in energy terms, particularly as a toddler, but he was a good kid most of the time. Sartana tho. Sartana had her dadâs lowkey malevolent personality and her motherâs sense of humor rolled into one small body. She was a nightmare when she set her mind to it.
She took her role as big sister super seriously though.
And thatâs all I can think of right now