Dec 2, 2025
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I was scrolling through statisticsilence tag and thought it would be funny
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vees + alastor polycule but vox has to be very careful about leaving alastor alone with valentino and velvette for too long because alastor WILL start plotting a coup d'etat to oust vox from both the relationship and the company. and val & vel are spineless traitors
Valastor week Day 6 - Polyamory @valastorweekofficial
Based on this thread I wrote earlier in the week with the premise that Alastor starts dating Valentino and Velvette months before letting Vox join their polycule. Vox sufferz greatlyđ I've got an nsft bonus doodle & textpost on my twt / bsky!
i love shipping in this fandom. why yes, the four worst people you know ARE in a polycule!
(and if you thought that would preoccupy them instead of hurting other people, you were WRONG)
Vox:Â Everyone synchronise your watches. Valentino:Â I don't know how to do that. Velvette:Â I don't wear a watch. Alastor:Â Time is a construct.
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alastor's exuberantly performative "sweetheart" that he only whips out when he's being annoying as fuck + vox's maddeningly condescending "sweetheart" that's the most indifferent misogyny you've ever heard + val's syrupy & intimate "sweetheart" that has hooked more than one unlucky bastard into falling in love with him = velvette starts carrying around a rolled-up newspaper to smack the shit out of whichever annoying fuck of the hour is pet naming her this time
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âWe missed you, you big baby,â she says, and Alastor laughs wetly, muffled. âYou got a lot of explaining to do, but hell, youâre still one of us.â âFrankly,â Vox says, âif you actually tried to leave, I would lock you up in the basement.â Valentino sighs affectionately, squeezing Alastorâs hand. âHe doesnât mean that.â âI very much mean that.â Alastor wants to say something along the lines of âI would be offended by anything less,â but when he tries to speak, all that comes out, horrifyingly, is a crackly sob. But it just makes Voxâs arms tighten around him, so, whatever. There are worse things.
or: some extremely soft and likely ooc radiovees because the world is a nightmare right now and i think we could all use something gentle