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the vees all perking up when they make each other laugh. velvette comes up with a witty name for a new clothing trend and preens when val cackles over it. vox makes a horrible dad joke pun and his screen physically brightens up when vel snorts. val snaps out a dig at one of his workers and his bad mood dissolves when vox chuckles. vees just enjoying each others company. u get me
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that new vees shirt looks really good, my sister saw it and pointed out val has one hand around vox but TWO hands around vel and said "no one is taking her away from you chill..."
REALLL REAL AS HELLL
Now I’m imagining Vox and Val being secretly disappointed when they find out Velvette is a lesbian!
… tbh I don’t think Val would even take this as a barrier so much as a challenge. like regrettably I do think he’s the kind of guy who 110% believes he can change anyone’s sexual orientation if you just give him enough time. and y’know, given my headcanons about staticmoth’s initial relationship, it is very funny to imagine him trying to recreate that dynamic only for Vel to have the time of her life leading him on from juuuuuuust out of his reach. she deserves the enrichment, honestly
Vox had one (1) huge private crashout about it before calming down and aggressively pretending that his hope doesn’t spring eternal. He can be normal and platonic (I mean, the Vees’ version of normal and platonic, which is in fact neither of those things, but it’s good enough for Velvette) but like he definitely hasn’t discounted the possibility that if he’s just patient enough she’ll eventually change her mind. And at some point it’s inevitably going to occur to him to ask whether gender transition is really any more extreme than swapping out his whole entire head every decade or so, and then we’re going to have a whole new crisis on our hands
anyway. firmly of the belief that both Vox and Val are hugely, stupidly, embarrassingly down bad for Velvette, but for Valentino it's just that he would do literally anything for the opportunity to fuck her and otherwise his feelings towards her are shockingly platonic. She's still his bestest best friend in the whole wide world, of course, but he kind of likes that about her and for once has no desire to perform romance towards her the same way he does with Vox, Angel, and whoever his current fixation du jour is. Vox, on the other hand, thinks 'god I am in love with this girl' at least 10x a day and genuinely believes somewhere beneath all the performative cynicism that she might be his soulmate (at least when he isn't convinced that Alastor is his soulmate, which also happens a lot, but wbk). he's also super thirsty for her, obviously, but what I'm saying is that his attraction has layers
Radiovees thoughts (nsfw thoughts coming soon on my side account maybe if you want themm)
Velvette and Val started having slumber parties - including make overs, gossip, all that - with Alastor instead of Vox because they thought Vox didn't enjoy them and would be happy to not have to attend them anymore. They were wrong (to be fair they think this because Vox said that)
Vox, Alastor, and Velvette speaking in their minds through radio waves. Val gets pissy about being left out
The vees help each other get all pretty for dates and Alastor just wears the same thing he always wears (he'll eventually give in and let Velvette design him outfits as well)
Alastor gets really annoyed if anyone assumes he's part of the vees now
Vox may be starting rumours that Alastor is part of the vees now
Alastor and Vox kinda compete on who can treat Velvette the most like a princess, she encourages this
Going shopping expectations: Velvette and Val buy a lot of stuff and Vox and Alastor have to hold it all and struggle. Vs reality: Vox is just as bad and Alastor encourages all of them - Ethan is forced to come along and carry shit
They will all make the other three take care of themselves whether they like it or not
That's all I got rn
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I know I said poly vees was my favourite ship but radiovees might be my favourite
I DONT KNOW I LOVE SO MANY SHIPS I CANT CHOOSE A FAVOURITE STOP MAKING ME -guy who is not being forced to choose
I think poly vees might be my favourite ship. I can read a poly vees fic that never mentions Alastor and it's fine, but I get a little sad if a radiostatic fic makes the vees not important to each other, even if it's not in a shippy way
I also get a little sad if a staticmoth fic doesn't mention Velvette or a staticdoll fic doesn't mention Val
Okay my favourite configuration of ships for when I'm writing something:
Vox and Val are in a relationship, they may not know it yet and think they're just business partners with benefits, but they are
Velvette and them have a kinda qpr thing going on? Val is fucky enough with his gender for them to have sex sometimes but her and Vox are kinda in a weird space. He's attracted to her. They all feel deeply attached to each other in a way that can't be described as a friendship or romantic
Alastor is possessive over Vox even if he doesn't know it yet. Vox is very attracted to him but very in denial about that. Will they figure this relationship out in a healthy way? No
Vox is attracted to Charlie, he's also attracted to Lucifer, and Lilith, and all the overlords. He's attracted to power
Ethan is attracted to Vox, Vox might humour him a bit if he thinks it will get Ethan to do what he wants
