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ok so

alastor with different hair. ponytail alastor and alastor with his alive self's hair texture are the only two modifications i accept as valid. making his hair short? awful. changing his hair color/texture when hes alive? no. cmon let him be pretty as he is in peace. the fuckass bob is an integral part of his character design and matches his ears. hes aroace he doesnt WANT people to like his hair okay. (the same-haircut-but-in-a-ponytail is so fucking good. but lets be real alastor would not do that without some significant Situation to be in because it makes him look sexier and he wants the exact opposite of that)

alastor with a mustache. i see the vision i really do. unfortunately it looks terrible. let the man be clean shaven. its the canon choice he made and i support him 100%. the mustache just doesnt look like him and also looks worse. i stand by this opinion.

charlie with a human nose that just has a black dot on the tip. charlies nose is NOT clown makeup she just has an actual animal nose!!! same as her hooves as shes a fucking goat!!! (best reference for hooves ive found: s1e7, bedroom scene when alastor spooks her off her bed) let the girl be inhuman pls. plssssssss

lucifer with a nose. there are characters in the show where its unclear if the nose is not there or just not drawn (like velvette). lucifer is NOT one of those. we see him clearly in profile close up and his face is CONCAVE where his nose would be. he is explicitly and specifically noseless. HE IS ALSO NOT HUMAN

on an unrelated note, half of yalls shipping art alastors are extremely ooc. its not about with whom its about He Would Not Be Making That Facial Expression. believe it or not a smile is not the only thing that qualifies an expression as alastor-like or not. you know how husk makes a :\ face while moving into a group hug with alastor when he reappears in s1 finale? alastor himself is the same way. he would die before he shows mushiness. the mushiest he gets is the scene with niffty at the start of s1 finale and he sounds sarcastic throughout. yall are not drawing alastor yall are drawing his parallel universe doppelganger

vox with different body types in canon scenes. There Is A Reason He Looks Like That. post-s2 chubby vox, sure, that's fun. chubby vox during s2? baby that guy is PRESENTING FOR TELEVISION. katie killjoy still thinks hes straight. if hes naturally prone to gaining weight hell have gotten a bariatric surgery even if literally everyone in his life was warning him about health concerns. he doesnt give a shit he just wants to go BRIGHTER. hes not being normal about it. there are many characters where i like the idea of putting the canon twigginess aside and drawing something more interesting. but not the vees. just. not the vees.

angel dust being shorter or the same height as husk in huskerdust fanart. COWARDS

redraws of chaggie scenes with alastor as vaggi. guys i dont know how to tell you this but they are two different characters. alastor Would Not Be Doing That. we do not have a song with vaggi throwing charlie around while singing about how her dream is kind of stupid for a reason okay. i have nothing against charlastor in principle but yall are doing such an incredibly bad job selling me on it. That's Not Alastor. apply more imagination

special shoutout to that one guy (gender neutral) who redraws alastor and lucifer in radioapple as two... movie actors? old fat and with short hair? who are barely identifiable as them purely by accessories. if you are reading this out of sick fascination wondering if im going to get to that, know that i love you. there should be more people like you in this fandom. i keep refusing to tumblr savior your username because i have a sick fascination of my own with your redesign. its horrific (complimentary). this is not because they are fat this is because of the everything else (the hair. mostly the hair). fandom should be at least 50% filled with content i personally cannot stand and you are doing gods work

speaking of redesigns. i have seen like one (1) fanart actually labeled 'redesign' that was actually good. the rest of yall dont understand shit. stop insisting the original designs are bad and you can improve them. until you recognize that they are good and why they are good all you are doing is proving your ignorance. (i do not count 'alastor but with curlier hair' or 'a character in a different outfit' or 'adding more detail where the original is more cartoonish' as a redesign. im talking specifically about the 'the canon design sucks what if alastor was a moose instead' shit) (actually someone should draw a redesign with alastor as a moose i think it would be really funny wait what was i talking about