Good day love, I just came back from brunch and slamming bottomless mimosas with my girls, and…the mimosas won 😳
And whilst I lay in bed contemplating my life choices and trying to keep my $20 dollar breakfast skillet down.
Got any headcanons or scenario for Strife and Fury and Reader getting White Girl drunk at brunch and War and Death having to deal with them?
Ah yes, Mimosas are all fun and good until one has a lil too much...they always win. Mayhaps a scenario this time around
Brunch of Mimosas
Third person’s POV
When Death had arrived to Y/N’s flat, he was expecting to see them along with the other siblings. All the while hoping the house is still intact due to the foreboding image of three horseman under one roof. To his surprise when he entered, one was there, the only one large enough to have trouble sitting on the couch. Perplexed, Death spoke up to grab his brother’s attention. “War, What are you doing here?”
Said nephilim snapped to attention at this, giving up on the furniture as he stood to his full height. “I would ask you the same, but it would seem for a similar reason.”
“Which is?”
With a gruff reply, War answered with a slightly annoyed expression, still glaring at the piece of furniture below. “Y/N is not here. They left a note pertaining to their whereabouts, so I intend to wait until they return.”
Nodding, Death glanced around the room with an almost thoughtful gaze. He dared himself to ask the obvious. “And what of the other two? I imagine wherever the human goes, Strife is sure to follow.”
War’s expression did not shift much at this inquiry, all he did was point to the counter. Ontop was a slip of paper, and as Death approached and carefully plucked it from the surface, his eyes skimmed the message written.
Got hungry while waiting, will be back after Brunch.
Sincerely, Y/N
P.S. Strife tagged along as well so if you wanna join, feel free to pop in at (Made up restaurant address)
Well that explains their absence...but what of Fury?
As if on cue, the telephone on the wall rang out with it's ear splitting symphony. The Sheer sound made both nephilim flinch as they whipped around to face the source. For a moment they stood there, letting it ring for a while until Death caved and went over. Tentatively, he remembered what Y/N would do to silence it, and slowly picked off the plastic contraption from its perch. Holding it close to his ear, he waited for an answer. Breathing could be heard on the other side with undiscernible background noise to muddy any sort of words to make out. Death was about to hang up until finally, the other person spoke in a voice that left him questioning why he had to be the one to pick up. “Hello hello, we’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty. Is this ‘Big red’?”
The overuse of a fake accent was strange, but the lilt and familiar drawl in the other’s voice gave it away. Death instinctively let out deep sigh as he answered in a deadpanned tone. “Strife, where are you and where is Y/N?”
An Immediate answer came when he heard Strife in the background go “Oh shit, it’s the Reaper!” Followed by a raspy laugh and another giggling, and he swore he heard the other whisper something about a prank call. The Old Nephilim almost facepalmed at this, and would have also missed the next person that sounded like Y/N’s voice, but it was light and buzzed by the sound of it as they tried to act serious. “I don’t know who this Strife is...but I will find you....and I will kill you.” And before he could retort, the other line hung up abruptly
The Impulse to crush the infernal device was tempting, but Death had better things to do than take it out on the communications box. War couldn't help but give him a questioning look as Death strode past towards the door. “Where are you going Brother?”
“To find our little wayward trio. It seems they can’t go anywhere without proper supervision.”
*At the Restaurant*
Death had seen many things in the multitude of worlds and eons he has lived through, and while War was the youngest, he certainly was no exception. But even the sight before them had left them stumped and without words.
The restaurant was mostly empty save for the waitress and barkeep, both of whom would not bother looking at the two nephilim, instead were currently transfixed on the lone trio in the back corner of the room. Death himself was almost afraid to approach.
Fury was currently sitting there, but from her slouched form laying her head on top of the table, it was hard to even tell if she was conscious due to how still she was. That in itself was shock enough. The other came in the form of Strife (No surprise), who was now standing in front of the wall with an apple on his head, struggling to keep upright and balanced. At the center of it all was none other than Y/N, also standing but holding what looked like a butter knife in their grasp as they held it upward. They were facing Strife, who called out in a blurry form of speech. “C’mon Y/N, you can do it!! I believe in you!!!”
Next to him, War’s eyes seemed to light up in pure shock, taking the incredulous sight in, and Death couldn’t blame him for the bewildered puzzlement. It’s not everyday you see Nephilim and a human wasted while attempting to play knife throwing, and before War could have a chance to speak up, Death stopped him as he quickly muttered. “No...I wanna see how this plays out.” Even if they were obviously drunk, Death was not about to let the opportunity of a butter knife hitting Strife in the eye pass up.
Both watched as Y/N wavered to the side a bit, and without missing a beat, flung the knife forward hoping to hit the fruit.
Needless to say, it didn’t.
With a metallic clang, it made contact with Strife’s chest plate and bounced off as it fell to the floor. Strife glanced at the failed attempt, and then back to the human with a slurred quip that followed. “Not bad for a first try....how about we try one of my knives...maybe it’ll stick better.”
Death couldn’t help but let out a dry chuckle, half tempted to just let it happen until War saw the chance to say something before it got messy. “Strife, what in the Creator’s name are you doing?”
Both Strife and Y/N perked up at the voice, and quickly forgetting about arming the drunk human, Strife called out as he staggered towards the pair. “War! Yo you missed the party, it was just about to get good." Flailing limbs met with the immovable wall of War as one arm landed on his shoulder, holding himself up on unsteady feet. “My bro, you have got to try one of these My-mosies. Y/N said they are pretty good and DAMN, they are good!!”
Y/N giggled in a light hearted manner, adding drowsily. “It’s Mimosa, get it right bro.”
Strife put his other hand up in surrender as he struggled to say his next words, laughing at the cheeky response before Death finally spoke. “What happened to Fury then?”
Y/N quickly piped up as they started. “Well she came in a little later, and while we were eating I got some drinks after she said she was thirsty-”
Before they could finish, Strife interrupted with an excited tone to his voice. “She never had a Mimosa before, and I was already on my third so I gave her mine...Then I think it became a competition after a couple drinks? I think after the....” His words drifted off as he proceeded to count with his fingers, earning a concerned look from War. “Fifth? No...Tenth drink, she went to sleep...that was an hour ago.”
Strife still held onto War’s shoulder for support as he yelled across the room. “Yo Fury, ya dead?!”
A couple seconds passed without a word, but before they could fear the worst, the body shifted as an arm rose up, which proceeded to flip the bird as a coherent response. “Yeeeaaahhh...she’ll be fine.” Strife waved it off as he left War’s side, facing the eldest with an unnerving stare. “You know Y/N, I think I understand that saying now.”
“I said alotta sayings...which one?”
Strife poked a finger at Death, almost accusingly with confidence in his slurry voice. “The one where you get drunk until everything starts to look good....I think that’s happening right now cuz Death don’t look as ugly as usual.”
Y/N sucked a breath through their teeth as they tried to stifle a snort, but the silence from Death was starting to become concerning as golden eyes burned back at Strife. It wasn’t funny anymore. “War, drag him out of here before I render him unable to see anything for a long time.”
Needless to say, all three in question had a very fun time dealing with that hangover
Thanks for the ask and stay tuned!



















