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π¦ HEY MURDER APE -- SUMMARY TRANSMISSION
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Civilization wasnβt built on kale. It wasnβt celery sticks that carved cathedrals or soy foam that fueled tribes.
It was bone marrow. It was meat. It was the murder ape diet written into your DNA.
So when hollow-eyed kale clerics try to preach βethical eating,β remember this:
Your teeth are knives.
Your brain is a steak-powered supercomputer.
And your βImpossible Burgerβ still bleeds because you crave what you condemn.
π₯© Meat built humanity. π₯¬ Pretending otherwise builds zombies.
π₯ Full award-winning doctrine -- the long-form evolutionary rant that shreds vegan cosplay and exposes the hypocrisy with receipts -- lives here:
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πΊ Reminder: Youβre a murder ape pretending to be a rabbit. And rabbits donβt build civilizations.
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