#pre cal

Somehow got into pre calculus 🤔

Everywhere we look, everywhere we turn our heads, the presence of shapes, objects and planes are there. But do we ever wonder how these shapes and objects are formed? What does this shapes consists of? Here is an example of a circle object, it is a type of a conic section with  the intersection of a plane perpendicular to the cone's axis. 

When reading these quotes, imagine an old, sassy, southern man saying these to his class.

1.) “Could’ve had kids and sold them at Wal-Mart by now!”

2.) “What are you waiting for? The Great Depression?” or “What are you waiting for? The great white shark?”

3.) “I’m so tired of you.”

4.) “Like a bull in a China closet.”

5.) *Classmate was wearing basketball type shorts during Winter*

“I hope your legs freeze and break off!”

6.) *Classmate drops a calculator*

“Tear ‘em up, they (the school) pay for ‘em!”

7.) “You could not find your butt with both of your hands.”

8.) *Classmate walks up to teacher for help and teacher starts sneezing a bunch*

“Ugh, I’m allergic to (classmate’s name).”

9.) “Is all that coughing necessary?”

10.) Teacher: “You finish your work yet?”

Student: “Almost.”

Teacher: “Almost?! That’s like saying you’re almost pregnant! You either are or you aren’t!”

11.) “It’s more fun than eating cornbread and soup.”

12.) “Who are you? The newspaper reporter?”

13.) “Are you throwing up gang-signs and gang-looks?”

14.) *Classmate starts writing something up on the board*

Teacher: “Get that off the board before I slap ya!”

15.) *Classmate is having trouble with problem on board*

Teacher: “(Student name), go up there and pray for the poor boy.”

16.) *Another classmate is having trouble with problem on board*

Teacher: “You can phone a friend, who are you gonna call?”

Random classmate: “GHOSTBUSTERS!”

17.) “I’m gonna rip your tongue out and put it on the bulletin board!”

18.) Student: “I’m trying to protect his stuff while he is up there!”

Teacher: “You can’t even defend yourself!”

19.) “It just went from bad to worse!”

20.) “Don’t raise your little voice at me!”

21.) “Come over here and practice how to make circles!”

22.) *Another classmate is wearing shorts during winter*

Teacher: “I hope your legs get pneumonia in your feet.”

23.) Teacher: “Look me in the eyes when you lie to me.”

Student: “I can’t”

24.) “The twos cancel out honey.”