#Lesbro

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I read this as the other way around for a sec && was like “yes i would please like 2 tucc him in”

“I need your twinkiest costume. No the pants need to be shiny. And a tie. Something that says “Eat ass suck a dick and sell drugs””

If you’ve been nervous your entire life, you should ask your doctor about Xanax. Because if you lie to him he will stick his finger in your ass.

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

Sometimes I cry and cry for no reason at all, and then I don’t feel anything.

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean What’s the demon look like

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

I want to send good vibes out there to all who’re starting new medicines. It can be a difficult and scary time. I hope your medicine does what it’s supposed to, and the side effects are manageable (if they exist).

This is a Christian website now.