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⊹ ࣪ ˖𓃴 sypnosis: CHRISTMAS HEADCANNONS!

cw. jinx, au powder & gunpowder separate hcs. smut mentions and fluff! 1.8k wc. men dni! playing last christmas!

✷ jinx

⋆ majority of jinx’s gifts for you are homemade. she even slipped in a glitter bomb, and found humour in you being absolutely terrified that you were about to blow up on christmas morning for a moment before realising that it’s just one of her dumb faux bombs. when you asked her why she decided to prank you on christmas, she simply said that she had to frighten you in order to “wake you up.” apart from that, jinx’s homemade gifts are weirdly romantic. she even made them on brand for her usual behaviour, presenting you with a “hot chocolate bomb,” complete with a glittery blue reindeer face designed onto the chocolate covering.

⋆ jinx was always overly excited for christmas day. sure, she can appreciate the tradition and festivities of it, but she was always most eager for the gifts that she would be receiving. especially when she caught you attempting to sneak a box of expensive mechanical parts into the hideout when you assumed that she had left. she’s the type to wait until the clock hits midnight on christmas eve just so that she can immediately ask if she can open her gifts yet.

⋆ jinx found some old red and white christmas hats buried in her work desk somewhere, and insisted on the two of you wearing them together after spending some time decorating them with her usual blue, pink and purple designs. by the time she was finished, you could barely tell that they were originally christmas hats, but after some resistance, she allowed you to pin a snowman brooch onto the material, gifting her a matching one in return for her efforts.

⋆ going ice skating with jinx was the most chaotic activity, but it couldn’t have been more fun. you honestly couldn’t tell wether jinx was skilled at ice skating, or completely clumsy. one moment she was clinging onto your side as you laughed at her attempts not to slip, and the next moment she was gliding around in circles like she was thinking of going pro. when she did eventually fall, she made sure to drag you down with her, making some silly inappropriate joke when you “somehow” landed on top of her.

⋆ you were surprised when the oven was still functional after you and jinx had baked your christmas cookies. jinx was seemingly uncaring around the cleanliness of the baking area, as she continued to play around with the cookie batter and then place her fingers all over the pages of the cookbook you were following. more time was spent making a mess than it was actually baking, and jinx simply couldn’t help herself when she dotted some flour onto the tip of your nose before gripping your jaw with her batter covered hand and distracting you with a swift kiss before you could get your revenge. regardless of all of the clutter and mess, the cookies came out surprisingly well. they were decorated with red and green m&m’s and had a chocolate inside that melted in your mouth. during the first taste, you and jinx hummed in unison, priding yourselves on the accomplishment with a shared nod of your heads.

⋆ jinx decides on ending christmas day with teasing and crude words as she eagerly drags you to bed. due to her growing desire for you throughout the entire day after eyeing your short, red christmas dress, she doesn’t see the point in wasting any time with pretending like she even has it in her to be patient; you knew exactly what she wanted when her glances and kisses would linger a little too long while at dinner, and her previously gentle grip on your thigh began to tighten…

✷ powder

⋆ majority of powder’s gifts are also homemade, but she’s more graceful about them compared to jinx. she spent time ensuring that everyone of her little gift-gadgets were as perfect as they could be before presenting them to you. she absolutely did the most regarding her christmas card, designing a pop-up card with red and green heart shaped confetti that fluttered out when you opened it. the front of the card was graced with a beautiful painted christmas tree, extremely similar to the one that rested down in the last drop. she even added all of the presents that she planned to give you, getting the shapes and wrapping detailing correct on each one of them to make it as accurate as possible, but your favourite part was the two of you kneeling down before the christmas tree as you both admired the gifts and lights before you. when you expressed your appreciation for the presents that she clearly went out of her way to accomplish, she got all shy and flustered, brushing your compliments of approval off like she did it all in a mere twenty minutes, but you noticed the way her cheeks flushed and her actively attempting to fight back a grin as you cuddled into her.

⋆ there was something so intimate that powder associated with christmas, and she was always big on ensuring “family time” during the season. so naturally, she was sappy the entire day, always offering you soft smiles from across the room as you chatted with family and friends, and gently pulling you against her as she stood beside you.

⋆ powder thought that it would be cute to have a little matching moment, and purchased mistletoe hair clips for the two of you, and later when mylo practically forced the two of you into matching christmas sweaters, powder never admitted it, and continued to complain about the itchy fabric, but corny christmas traditions like this were her guilty pleasure… any time that she spent with you was simply lovely to her, even when you were both dressed up in dumb sweaters.

⋆ ice skating with powder was like something straight out of some cute and cheesy rom-com. she held your hand as she tried her best to stay standing, but pulled you right down with her whenever she slipped. it was nice to learn together, and you got the hang of staying upright pretty quickly, finding joy in skating around each other and trying to perfect some basic spins here and there as you continued to hold each others hands.

⋆ it was powder’s idea to bake s’more brownies this year, and whenever she did decide to bake, which wasn’t very often, she became fully locked in. you would giggle every now and again at the intense concentration on her face as she followed every direction, making her look up at you with a soft smile of her own, confused on what could be so amusing. you found it overly adorable at the specks of flour dotted across her nose and cheeks from where she had absentmindedly touched her face; she looked picture-perfect and you’re sure nobody has ever appeared so cute while baking. the s’more brownies were delightful and it was comforting to enjoy them peacefully together after all of the excitement of the day.

⋆ powder closes the day with leaning into your side with a sigh before placing tender kisses on your cheek, which is lightly flushed from the cold. soon enough, her kisses travel across your jaw, down your neck, and along your collarbones, where she leaves affection red marks and kitten licks alongside her kisses. the sex is loving and caring as powder remains attentive to which of her doting touches encourage your soft gasps and whimpers. the festivity of the day has certainly tired her out, but it wouldn’t be complete if she couldn’t get between your legs at-least once.

✷ gunpowder.

⋆ jinx and powder’s attempt at team-work to craft your gifts together was definitely something. jinx continued to try and take control of the situation, but when a tin of blue paint spilled across the desk barely a few minutes after powder allowed her to take the reigns, she knew that this was going to be tough.

⋆ the clash of personality and priorities between jinx and powder on christmas day somehow always had a way of working itself out as you managed to find time for each of their desires for the day. powder usually settling on a more peaceful approach, whereas jinx never even considered ceasing her chaotic nature, which led to many petty arguments, but when you came to realise that they simply both wanted the day to be perfect for you all, even if they were intent on taking their individual approaches, you had no problem appreciating the sound of their lighthearted disagreements as they doted on you together.

⋆ like many other things in your relationship, jinx and powder were forced to compromise. powder was free to get any christmas accessories and clothing that she desired for the three of you, but jinx was free to re-design them as she pleased. the material of the cute scarfs that powder had bought ended up being fastened onto jinx’s belt to trailing down the outer side of her thigh, powder turned her own into a pretty headband which she sewed some mini designs onto, and you turned yours into a cute shawl, which you encouraged jinx and powder to decorate for you.

⋆ ice skating with both jinx and powder was particularly eventful, especially when powder was coming up with strategic approaches on how they should move around the rink together while managing to be spatially aware and skating nicely, alongside jinx who was being completely melodramatic whenever she slipped, taking it upon herself to put in extra strength on dragging the two of you down with her, even coaxing some laughs out of powder which she tried to resist, not wanting to feed into jinx’s antics, but her attempts proved futile when jinx continued to trip over and crack stupid jokes just to see the two of you laugh.

⋆ when the three of you decided to make gingerbread cinnamon rolls this christmas, you soon came to realise that it probably would’ve been better to settle on individual cookies or something, because you all kept bickering on “doing things wrong” alongside powder muttering about how much of a mess this is, as jinx declares that it’s because she’s way too bossy, as if she hasn’t attempted to take over the entire operation multiple times. somehow, the gingerbread cinnamon rolls came out presentable and hopefully edible, but they were definitely yummy considering the three of you finished off the whole tray rather quickly, and had to cut the last one into three pieces in order for you to share it.

⋆ the girls decide together that the perfect way to end the day should be reminding you of what you’re truly grateful for… as powder graced your skin with messy kisses and affectionate red hickeys over the soft skin of your tits to match your blushing cheeks, jinx took to tying your wrists together with some red christmas ribbon, making crude remarks about how you were definitely the best gift of the day as she teasingly slipped her hands between your thighs.

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"Soldier Boy used to slap me around a little bit, all right? It's just hazing that went too far." - Gunpowder

Pairing: Soldier Boy (Ben) x Siren Supe!Reader

Summary: 1983 is a big year for you. You’re finally chosen to join the ranks of Payback, led by the most (in)famous supe in the world: Soldier Boy. He’ll never admit that he’s trying his damndest to figure you out. You’ll never admit that he’s actually growing on you. But the problem with this game is deciding who's the predator, and who is prey.

Song Inspo: “Lost on You” by the Cubaneros (originally by LP)

AN: Oh, here we go! Get ready for another Boys AU. And in the immortal words of Cher, we're actually turning back time, to the '80s, no less.

Series Tags/Warnings: (18+ only!) It's the world of The Boys, so angsty and messy, with morally gray and downright charcoal characters, including Soldier Boy, of course (and even the reader herself). Smut, language, misogyny, violence, drug use, and other chapter-specific tags.

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Interrupt the flow, they better not dare..."

Chapters:

⟡ Part 1: Siren Song

⟡ Part 2: Foolish Game

⟡ Part 3: A Deal is a Deal

⟡ Part 4: Better Shape Up

⟡ Part 5: Eminence Front

⟡ Part 6: Drowned and Spellbound

⟡ Part 7: Welcome to the Jungle

⟡ Part 8: For Whom the Bell Tolls

⟡ Part 9: Free to Be You and Me

⟡ Part 10: I Need a Hero

⟡ Part 11: Heroes and Monsters

⟡ Part 12: A Fire in the Blood

⟡ Epilogue: As Good as It Gets

Series complete!

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