#ppf!reader

As the Gods and some of the Human Fighters learn the HARD way to not baby or tease her once she put that training room Tesla built to 11 in secret (Her sisters were always on 9 but everyone kept giving her a 2) and she DESTROYS everything! (She RIPPED THOSE MONSTERS APART!! SHE WASN’T STUCK WITH THEM THEY WERE STUCK WITH HER!!)

Any Gods doing any MINOR rule breaking? MAJOR ASS BEATING!! Any Gods who tease her? ANOTHER ASS BEATING!! All while she’s all frowns and glares (She’s making everyone cry! Where is the sweet, emotional and kind Reader they know and love!?)

She absolutely snapped and YELLED at Zeus to do his job better!! He’s got a problem? HE SHOULD HANDLE IT HIMSELF!! BE A MAN!! (Bubbles!Reader may or may not have put the fear of god into Zeus in that moment)

It’s always the quiet and nice ones you gotta watch out for, as they choose kindness over being mean/cruel, you mess with that and you’re in for a world of pain!

Sorry, I just love Bubbles, as I was very similar to her growing up with loving animals, emotional and sweet to others (With Buttercup’s tomboy streak, just without the aggression and Blossom’s desire to follow rules)

💖 Anon

I am more of a Blossom girly, but i get Your feeling. And youre totally right about it, Bubbles IS A MENACE. Just covered in glitter and rainbows. of pain.

Everyone in the science crew knows this at this point, but the gods are so CONFUSED when they see Bubbles Reader frowing or, gods forbid, being mean. Her sisters just let her blew up some steam with the gods that try to "help", they know she can't be happy 24/7.

Buda specially is really good when trying to desl with an angry Bubbles, be it giving her candy, doing meditation togheter or giving her a cute animal to calm her down. But he dosen't make her hide the "bad" emotions, they are part of ourselves after all.

That's it, he is kind of worried when Tesla makes the Training simulator and meanwhile the other girls fight with a scale of 9, Bubbles fights with an 11.

Buda tried to put down the scale to 5-6 but he was stoped by Tesla, saying that they knew better than putting a scale minor to 8. And, suprise suprise, Bubbles absolulty Destroy the simulator (Tesla was excited beyond belief, the other members of the science Crew not so much for all the work they had to do now to repair the simulator).

All in all. Bubbles IS a cutie, but also a cutie who can Best Your ass.

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Soy más fan de Bombon, pero te entiendo. Y tienes toda la razón: Burbuja ES UNA AMENAZA. solo que está cubierta de purpurina y arcoíris. de dolor.

Todos en el equipo científico lo saben, pero los dioses se confunden cuando ven a Burbuja Reader fruncir el ceño o, Dios no lo quiera, ser mala. Sus hermanas la dejan enfurecerse con los dioses que intentan "ayudarla", pues saben que no puede ser feliz todo el tiempo.

Buda, en particular, es muy bueno tratando de calmar a una Burbuja enfadada, ya sea dándole dulces, meditando juntos o dándole un animalito para calmarla. Pero no la obliga a ocultar sus emociones negativas; al fin y al cabo, son parte de nosotros.

Eso es, está un poco preocupado cuando Tesla crea el simulador de entrenamiento y, mientras tanto, las otras chicas pelean con una escala de 9, Burbuja pelea con una de 11.

Buda intentó bajar la escala a 5-6, pero Tesla lo detuvo, diciendo que sabían que no debían poner una escala menor a 8. Y, ¡sorpresa!, Burbuja destrozó el simulador por completo (Tesla estaba emocionado más de lo que podía creer; los demás miembros del equipo científico no tanto por todo el trabajo que tenían que hacer para reparar el simulador).

En resumen, Burbuja es una monada, pero también una monada que puede destruirte.

Only, the Science Crew, Human Fighters and Valkyrie Sisters won’t let that happen, and Brunhilde knows how to do it! With… BABYSITTING!

Brunhilde would have the PPG!Reader’s be separated in each Pantheon for them to ‘Divide and Conquer’ (As in they literally go by themselves and cause trouble directly or indirectly)

Blossom!Reader would be sent to the Greek Pantheon, only she’s not impressed with how Zeus runs things, as she quickly made dozens of lists, graphs and ideas that could make things run much smoother, especially if Zeus actually did any of his work (She causes trouble by calling out everyone’s shortcomings, and it’s embarrassing because she’s the kid and has to point it out) she would also call any gods out for not doing their required work!

Buttercup!Reader is either sent to the Norse or Hindu Pantheon and just STARTS trouble and chaos by constantly starting and engaging in various and dozens of fights because fighting is ‘Awesome’ (She gives Thor/Shiva a run for his money beating the shit out of him and still wanting to fight or watch others fights!) In the Hindu Pantheon she starts chasing after all combat gods to fight/In the Norse Pantheon same thing, only she’s HOT on Loki if he pranks her (She beats Loki’s ass into next MONTH after he pranked her)

Bubbles!Reader is sent to the Chinese or Buddhist Pantheon and is just a total sweetie-pie, listening and following to the rules, doing some drawing, singing, dancing and playing dress up or tea parties (The other Pantheons are mad because they got stuck with her other sisters who were difficult and utter menaces)

💖 Anon

LMAOOOOO

All the gods are begging Bruhilde to give the girls back after a week of having them in their pantheons (except Buddha with Bubbles, obviously), because they seriously can't keep up with these little BEASTS.

Zeus's dignity (if it even existed) is at rock bottom after Blossom proceeded to point out absolutely everything wrong with his way of ruling, all the mistakes he's made in his reign so far, his illegitimate children, the times he condemned humanity on a whim, the times he caused trouble just because, etc. AND NO ONE sided with ZEUS; he was devastated over a 6-year-old girl AT MOST.

And that wasn't even the worst part; the worst part is that the Greek pantheon is much more organized and structured now, but it took a kindergartener to come and fix it.

Odin is fed up with having to rebuild everything Thor and Buttercup destroy whenever they get bored. He's tried everything to entertain the little menace—giving him toys, gadgets, games—but nothing works. She just wants to fight Thor and other tough guys. That, or chase Loki to get revenge for his pranks/jokes (Odin has never seen Loki so scared of someone so small). When Buttercup finally leaves, Odin thinks he's saved, BUT NO! Because she returns with Shiva to wreak even more havoc!

Shiva thinks Buttercup is genuinely hilarious, so he ends up having her transferred to another pantheon so she can fight with the Indian gods (and prevent Odin from having a stroke).

Buddha and Bubbles become besties almost immediately; he even lets Bubbles have some of his candy (sometimes). Buddha enjoys the peace and joy that Bubbles brings to the pantheon; he sometimes catches her singing and dancing with other Buddhist gods, and occasionally joins in. Now the problem is that the Buddhist pantheon doesn't want Bubbles to leave (and it seems Bubbles doesn't either; Buddha is bribing her with cute animals).

Buddha is the envy of everyone because he got the sister who doesn't attack his ego or destroy everything in sight. Although I wouldn't get too used to it if I were him, Tesla and the other scientists miss the girls a lot when they're away for long periods of time. What if he doesn't want to give Bubbles back? Tesla will give him a visit with Gondul…

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LMAOOOOO

Todos los dioses están rogando a Bruhilde para poder devolver a las chicas después de una semana de tenerlas en sus panteones (excepto Buda con Burbuja, obviamente), porque enserio no pueden mantener el ritmo de estas pequeñas BESTIAS.

La dignidad de Zeus (si es que existía) esta por los suelos luego de que Bombon procediera a señalar absolutamente todo lo malo en su forma de gobernar, todos los errores que había cometido en su reinado hasta ahora, sus hijos ilegítimos, las veces en las que condeno a la humanidad por mero capricho, las veces que causo problemas solo porque si, etc. Y NADIE SE PUSO DEL LADO DE ZEUS, el estaba destrozado por una niña de 6 años MAXIMO.

Y ni siquiera fue lo peor, lo peor es que el panteón griego ahora esta mucho mas organizado y estructurado, pero tuvo que venir una niña de kínder para arreglarlo.

Odin esta harto de tener que ir y reconstruir todo lo que Thor y Bellota destruyen cada vez que se aburren, ha intentado de todo para entretener a la pequeña amenaza, darle juguetes, aparatos, juegos, pero nada funciona, solo quiere pelear con Thor y otros tipos fuertes. Eso, o perseguir a Loki para vengarse por sus bromas pesadas (Odin nunca había visto a Loki tan asustado de alguien tan pequeño). Cuando finalmente Bellota se va, Odin cree que se ha salvado, ¡PERO NO! ¡Porque vuelve con Shiva para hacer aún más desastre!

Shiva cree que Bellota es sinceramente hilarante, por lo que termina haciendo que la cambien de panteón para que luche con los dioses indios (y evitar que Odin termine con una embolia).

Buda y Burbuja se hacen besties casi de inmediato, incluso le deja agarrar de sus dulces (a veces). Buda disfruta de la tranquilidad y alegría que trae Burbuja al panteón, a veces la sorprende cantante y bailando con otros dioses Budistas y de vez en cuando se une. Ahora el problema es que los del panteón budista no quieren que Burbuja se vaya (y parece que Burbuja tampoco, Buda la esta sobornando con animales tiernos).

Buda es la envidia de todos, porque le toco la hermana que no ataca su ego ni destruye todo lo que ve. Aunque yo que el no me acostumbraría demasiado, Tesla y los demás científicos extrañan mucho a las niñas cuando están fuera por mucho tiempo ¿y si no quiere devolver a Burbuja? Tesla le dará una visita con Gondul…

Blossom!Reader would treat Ares like he’s the kid (Even though he’s over +4,000 years OLD-) as she doesn’t take him seriously because of how clueless he makes himself not understanding things in his region (Warfare) even talking to him like he’s the child (The role reversal in this dynamic was so fucking hilarious being thought of-) as she offers to help him open things instead of him so he doesn’t ’hurt himself’

Buttercup!Reader would be straight up MEAN and out Ares for being ‘weak’, as she punched him through a few walls for talking smack and making it seem as if he’s stronger than he looks (Then she chewed HIM out for lying) her glare makes him shut him mouth real quick if he upsets her

💖 Anon

Poor Ares, Even kindergarden kids treat him Bad🤣😭 oh well, mostly.

Bubbles Reader feels Bad for him, mostly bc she sees how he fights so hard for the aprobe of Zeus, His love, only to meet higher expectation he can barely meet. Bubbles feels sympathy bc she feels like Ares dosen't really like war, but it's something it's expected from him Even if he's more sensitive (like happens with her). So You could Say she feels familiar with His situation.

but Blosom and Buttercup? they show no mercy. i think is not weird sight to see Ares hiding (with his masive built up body) behind Bubbles when Buttercup is specially mean towards him.

man just wants a break.

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Pobre Ares, hasta los niños de preescolar lo tratan mal 🤣😭 bueno, la mayoría de las veces.

Burbuja Lectora se siente mal por él, sobre todo porque ve cómo lucha con todas sus fuerzas por el bien de Zeus, su amor, solo para cumplir expectativas más altas que él apenas puede cumplir. Burbuja siente compasión porque siente que a Ares no le gusta mucho la guerra, pero es algo que se espera de él, incluso si es más sensible (como le pasa a ella). Así que se podría decir que está familiarizada con su situación.

¿Pero Bombon y Bellota? No muestran piedad. No creo que sea raro ver a Ares escondido (con su enorme cuerpo) detrás de Burbuja cuando Bellota es especialmente cruel con él.

El hombre solo quiere un respiro.

The other Pantheons couldn’t even handle just ONE of the little girls by herself, what the hell IS Buddha, a wizard?! (Yes, and he’s a fresh wizard because he got STYLE-)

Bubbles is already easy enough to care for since she just wants to draw, dance, sing, pet animals and play tea parties (Only Buddha brings in real tea and snacks for the tea party and lets her play/style his hair)

Buddha would use tiny reverse psychology on Blossom (But only to help her! And he does this only once!) mainly about why it’s important for the human body to get sleep right? Then she should know just how important it is for her to also take breaks and just relax (Buddha just wants Blossom to enjoy being a kid by not stressing over every little detail, as she should be able to enjoy playing and feel happy)

Buddha definitely likes Buttercup’s energy, mainly after learning she chased Loki down to get back at him for a prank (Though he’ll also teach her about finding inner peace and that she doesn’t need to use violence to solve every answer, doesn’t mean it’s not funny though, especially when she beats up gods)

Buddha becomes the most hated God ever by the other Gods because he can make the PPG!Reader’s do what he ‘wants’ (He just wants them to enjoy their adolescence to the fullest) and ‘what do you mean blossom didn’t destroy your pride with many ideas about how you can do your job better or that buttercup didn’t constantly break or destroy anything or fight anyone?!?’

💖 Anon

Buddha is definitely the envy of all pantheons. What do you mean he can handle all three girls and come out alive and whole?

Buddha doesn't really see much science in his method of caring for the girls; he simply adapts to each one. He recognizes that they are different individuals, with different personalities, and therefore needs to apply different methods.

Bubbles is the easiest to care for; everyone knows that, but not everyone has the patience to deal with her. No one genuinely understands how Buddha can "lower himself" to having a little girl braid his hair while she happily singing. When what the gods don't understand is that this is the very tactic used to handle Bubbles: to give her what she wants because she's the most sensitive.

Blossom is a bit more difficult. She wants to help organize the Buddhist pantheon as much as possible, and while help is always welcome, no kindergartener should have to worry about such things. So Buddha applies a technique that 1. helps prevent Blossom from overexerting herself and 2. doesn't discourage her: reverse psychology, making her see that humans need rest too (or that she can't control absolutely everything). Blossom is considerably less hard on herself, which is an achievement in Buddha's book.

Buddha might like Buttercup's energy, and he definitely laughed A LOT when she chased Loki through several pantheons just because of a prank he played on her, but he would also greatly appreciate his pantheon being whole at the end of the day, so he tries to teach Buttercup other ways to vent her anger (if not fighting, then probably some kind of sport or, as anon said, meditation).

Zeus feels even more humiliated when Buddha, of all gods, can "control" girls and he can't, and tries to convince him to give him "the secret" to do so. But Buddha just shrugs. After all, he's just doing what he has to do, right?

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Definitivamente Buda es la envidia de todos los panteones ¿que quieres decir con que el puede manejar a las TRES CHICAS y salir vivo y entero?

Buda realmente no le ve mucha ciencia a su metodo de cuidado de las niñas, el simplemente se adapta a cada una, el reconoce que son individuos diferentes, con personalidades diferentes y por lo tanto, necesita aplicar metodos diferentes.

Burbuja es la mas facil de cuidar, eso lo saben todos, pero no todos tienen la paciencia para lidiar con ella, genuinamente nadie entiende como Buda puede "rebajarse" a que una niña le este trenzando el pelo mientras canta felizmente. cuando lo que los dioses no entienden es que esa es la tactica en si para manejar a Burbuja, darle lo que quiere porque es la mas sensible.

Bombon es un poco mas dificil, ella quiere ayudar a organizar lo mas posible el panteon budista, y si bien la ayuda siempre es bienvenida, ninguna niña de kinder deberia preocuparse por esas cosas, por lo que Buda aplica una tecnica que 1- ayuda a evitar que Bombon se sobreexplote sola y 2- no la desaliente: psicologia inversa, haciendole ver que los humanos tambien necesitan descanso (o que no puede controlar absolutamente todo), Bombon es considerablemente menos dura consigo misma, lo cual es un logro en el libro de Buda.

Buda podra gustarle la energia de Bellota, y definitivamente se rio MUCHO cuando ella persiguio a Loki por varios panteones solo por una broma que el le hizo, pero tambien apreciaria bastante que su panteon este entero al final del dia, por lo que trata de enseñarle otros medios para que Bellota descargue su enojo (si no es pelear, probablemente sea algun tipo de deporte o, como dijo anon, meditacion).

Zeus se siente aun mas humillado cuando Buda de todos los dioses puede "controlar" a las chicas y el no, y trata de convencerlo de darle "el secreto" para hacerlo. pero Buda solo se encoje de hombros, despues de todo, solo hace lo que debe hacer ¿no?

Though I feel like Bubbles!Reader would get the side eye from Poseidon because, ocean animal (I feel like he might be somewhat to even slightly curious about the PPG!Reader’s because they were created to be the ‘Perfect Little Girl’ and we ALL know how he is about ‘Absolute Perfection’ ugh 🙄😒)

Though if he tries anything with the Girls I can see Buddha come in with his own Onesie alongside Tesla, who is also wearing his own Onesie the girls gifted him (It’s the same energy as the Teletubbie with a Shotgun meme and he ain’t playing 💀)

Buddha is either wearing a Hare or Beaver Onesie (Or the Teletubbie costume) and Tesla’s Onesie is a Pigeon (In real life Tesla had an obsession and fascination with Pigeons)

💖 Anon (Sorry, I just love sharing cute/silly/funny ideas with animal facts)

Knowing Poseidon and the BITCH that he is, he most likely wouldn't be above bullying a kindergartener. He genuinely doesn't care that they're the "perfect" human children. Clearly, his father (parents?) failed in that regard if their creations are so temperamental, disobedient, and ANNOYING (according to him).

Bubbles avoids him as much as she can, but fear not! Buddha and Tesla (in their bunny and dove onesies, respectively) are going to have a very calm and reasonable TALK with him :)

Just ignore the fact that Nikola carries the death ray behind his back-

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conociendo a Poseidon y la PERRA que es, lo mas probable es que no este por arriba de hacerle bullying a una niña de Kinder, el genuinamente no le importa que sean las "niñas perfectas" humanas, claramente su padre (¿padres?) fallaron en ese aspecto si sus creaciones son tan temepramentales, desobedientes y MOLESTAS (segun el).

Burbuja lo evita lo mas que puede, pero no hay que temer! Buda y Tesla (en sus onesies de conejo y paloma, respectivamente) van a tener una muy calmada y razonable CHARLA con el :)

solo ignora el hecho de que Nikola lleva consigo el rayo de la muerte-

Well… what if it was a result of Ares from throwing a tantrum? (Either he was stomping or punched a wall, as he once made the ground shake from frustration) And the PPG!Reader’s were created all because of Ares! (As he made Tesla stumble, break something and BAM! The Girls were born!)

Then Ares has that midlife-fucking-crisis like Mojo Jojo as he starts to think and talk about how it’s all his fault that the PPG!Reader’s exist 🤣

💖 Anon

i actually think that if some god is againts the girls, it should be either Beelzebub (he is like, what do you mean Tesla could create girls so powerfull that could destroy Valhala, meanwhile i cant create something that can kill me???) and that HE could be in some way or form involved in the creation of the girls.

maybe as you say, Beel trew a tantrum, which caused an serie of events that make Tesla broke something, and BADAMIN BADAMOOM! the Powerfuff girls are born! (and yes, Beel is having a full on crisis bc he is responsible of creating the very thing he is jelous of).

Beel HATES the Girls bc he wish they could kill him, but the girls would never do that to a living being, no matter how horrible it is or how much Beel wishes to die (they have this little thing that they call morals and feelings).But oh well, a god can dream i guess...

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De hecho, creo que si algún dios está en contra de las chicas, debería ser Belcebú (él piensa: "¿Cómo que Tesla pudo crear chicas tan poderosas que podrían destruir el Valhalla, mientras que yo no puedo crear algo que pueda matarme?") y que él podría estar involucrado de alguna manera en la creación de las chicas.

Quizás, como dices, Belcebú tuvo una rabieta, lo que provocó una serie de eventos que hicieron que Tesla rompiera algo, ¡y MALDICIÓN! ¡Nacieron las chicas poderosas! (Y sí, Belcebú está en plena crisis porque es responsable de crear precisamente aquello de lo que está celoso).

Beel ODIA a las chicas porque desearía que pudieran matarlo, pero las chicas jamás le harían eso a un ser vivo, por muy horrible que sea o por mucho que Belcebú desee morir (tienen esa cosita que llaman moral y sentimientos). Pero bueno, un dios puede soñar, supongo…

The MINUTE the Science Crew finds out the girls learned few bad word is when the Gods will truly know the fear of wrathful parents (Growing up there was honestly nothing scarier than your own parents or guardians angry, especially towards you 😅🥲)

I can picture Boss Music just suddenly playing and the Gods are just confused where it’s coming from (Not me thinking of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ or the theme music from Dark Souls III 🤣) as all the Scientists from the Science Crew come in and look like they’re going to make someone cry

They proceed to force hot sauce and soap in the mouth of the God/s responsible for teaching their daughters a ‘No-No’ word

Any God stupid enough to run/try to escape will get SNIPED by one of the scientists’ shoes at the back of said foolish gods’ head, showing they mean BUSINESS 😂

I can picture Edison or even Marie yell “We got a RUNNER-!” Over any escaping gods 🤣

Thought you might like something funny and comedic (I got more comedic thoughts I don’t mind sharing if you find this funny)

💖 Anon

LOL, this is especially felt in character for someone like Tesla and Brunhilde. They can't help but see girls as little girls (no matter if we're talking about the teenage versions or the ones who are still eternal kindergarteners), so they take things like giving adult lectures or things they shouldn't know at their age VERY seriously.

Tesla, being the cool crazy guy, is more relaxed about it, because let's be honest, he's probably accidentally cursed, either when an experiment almost killed him or when he's especially frustrated, but at least he has the decency not to do it in front of the girls… or so he thought until he discovered the hard way that they have super hearing.

Did you know that kids are like sponges? And that they love to repeat everything you say? Well, that was the reason the entire Science Crew ran after Tesla for two hours. He accepted his punishment of not doing science for two days (absolute torture) and told the girls not to say those words EVER AGAIN. They agreed, but Tesla forgot to specify which words not to say.

Now, if it were a god who taught the girls to curse, you can bet the entire Science Crew, Bruhilde, and Gondul, would be after that poor bastard, no matter who he is. The last thing anyone will see of that god will be him/her crying while being dragged into the lab by the feet by the scientists. It's a picture somewhere between terrifying and hilarious.

Parents, bears, Science Crew, are REAL and terrifying. Don't try them.

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LOL esto se siente especialmente en personaje para alguien como Tesla y Brunhilde, ellos no pueden evitar ver a las chicas como niñas pequeñas (no importa si hablamos de las versiones adolecentes o las que siguen siendo eternas niñas de kinder), por lo que se toman MUY enserio cosas como dar charlas adultas o que cosas NO deberian saber a su edad.

Tesla, siendo el tio loco buena onda, es mas relajado al respecto, porque seamos honestos, probablemente el ha maldecido sin querer ya sea cuando un experimento casi lo mata o cuando esta especialmente frustrado, pero al menos tiene la descencia suficiente de no hacerlo frente a las chicas… o eso pensaba hasta que descubrio de la peor forma que ellas tienen superoido.

¿viste que los niños son como esponjas?¿y que les encanta repetir todo lo que dices? bueno, eso fue la causa de que todo el Science Crew corriera a Tesla por 2 horas. El acepto su castigo de no ciencia por dos dias (tortura absoluta), y le explico a las niñas a no decir ese tipo de palabras NUNCA MAS. ellas aceptaron, pero Tesla olvido especificar que palabras no decir.

AHORA, si fuera un dios quien le enseña a las chicas a maldecir, puedes apostar que todo el Science Crew, Bruhilde y Gondul estan detras de ese pobre bastardo no importa quien sea. Lo ultimo que se vera de ese dios sera el/ella llorando mientras es arrastrado hacia el laboratorio por los pies por los cientificos. es una imagen entre aterradora e Hilarante.

Padres/Madres osos science Crew son REALES y aterradores. No los prueben.

Like when Utonium was explained to the girls about cockroaches then he kinda went a little ‘mad scientist’ at the end, as he explains to the PPG!Reader’s that they shouldn’t squish things that look ‘icky’, as it’s not on the outside, but on the inside is what counts (As in, if they have an important role and don’t harm the environment or others, then leave them alone)

💖 Anon

They don't call Tesla the greatest mad scientist of our time for nothing, lol. I can totally imagine him giving the whole cockroaches talk to the girls, but going full autistic/mad scientist mode. At this point, the girls just accept that their favorite guy is a little off his rocker, but has a big heart, and thats what matters (still, they wouldt let Tesla near Nuclear energy)

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No llaman a Tesla el mayor científico loco de nuestro tiempo por nada, jaja. Me lo imagino dándoles toda la charla de cucarachas a las chicas, pero en modo autista/científico loco. En este punto, las chicas simplemente aceptan que su tio favorito está un poco loco, pero tiene un gran corazón, y eso es lo que importa (aun así, no dejarían que Tesla se acercara a la energía nuclear).